Thanks to Thomas, who loves this comment on the benefits shake-up because “the only letter he wanted to MAKE SURE was BIG was the ‘N’ of Nick. A swing and a miss.”
23. At 11:32am on 10 Dec 2008, freecornwall wrote:
DEAR nICK
FIRST STOP IMMIGRATION —-GIVE PRIORITY TO HOUSING FOR BRITISH PEOPLE
AND MAKE A DEFINATE DISTINGTION BETWEEN THOSE WHO HAVE WORKED ALL
THEIR LIVES AND END UP LOOSING THEIR JOBS, —–AGAINST THOSE WHO HAVE
SPENT THEIR LIVES SPONGING OFF THE STATE.
THOSE WHO DO NOT COMPREHEND THE FACT THAT WORK IS GOOD FOR YOU, PUT
THEM IN THE ARMED FORCES, ITS ABOUT TIIME CONSCRIPTION CAME BACK.
Wow freecornwall, it’s almost as if you had a comprehensive benefits policy planned out long before the recession and were just waiting for your chance to yell it at the internet.
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Does anyone think that ‘about time conscription came back’ means ‘now that I’m too old to be conscripted’?
I love the idea that people who ‘do not comprehend that work is good for you’ will have their mind changed by a job that involves being shot at immediately after a full-frontal lobotomy.
Excellent idea sir! Now if you could kindly carry this compulsory ID card so we know you are proper British and have worked all your life, we’ll get right on to it.
Hang on, so if caps lock is off, and you press shift, it comes up as a Capital. But if caps lock is on, and you press shift, it doesn’t come up as a cAPITAL Capital?
I don’t understand this, and yet here are my thoughts on immigration and benefits policy.
bring back conscription? so they can go round shooting people in gangs and taking drugs in the queens guards barracks in windsor? actually……….where do i sign?
SYB seems to have converted most of the hyphens to dashes. It’s funnier with the hyphens.
Looking at his past posts, he used to mainly use lower case and introduce all caps sections with “IN CAPITALS” but he’s abandoned that courtesy as he got angrier.
I bet he lives in St Austell.
Of course, what we really need to be doing is gassing anyone over the age of twelve who can’t put a coherent sentence together, or thinks that ‘distinction’ has a ‘g’ in it somewhere.
I think I can paraphrase freecornwall’s post there: arbeit macht frei.
Does anyone else find Cornish separatists utterly tiresome? They make me feel like saying “fucking grow up, the lot of you”. Well, it looks like I just have.
Does that mean if FreeCornwall is voted PM, then I get to sling my turds at Sharon Matthews?
@werka –
Not just Cornish separatists either – everyone who wanks on about Regional Government, as if another layer of entrenched, expensive bureaucracy was just what the doctor ordered. You can bet your bottom Euro as well that the people who bleat on about separatism are the same people who go all crybaby about unwarranted government interference. Shit, I sound like I should be posting on HYS, but at least I can spell “definite”.
An argument for the massive expansion of the state sector, funded (I assume) by massive tax increases.
Unexpected.
Possibly to freecornwall as well as his readers.
FIRST STOP IMMIGRATION —
CALLING AT ALL BENEFITS OFFICES TO hANDOUT cENTRAL. nETWORK rAIL WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGISE FOR THE LATE RUNNING OF THIS GRAVY TRAIN.
What is the army going to do with several hundred thousand illiterate workshy oiks? Build bridges out of them?
@werka: Jaja, arbeit macht man bestimmt frei. Grossbritannien uber alles and all that kinda jazz. Maybe they’ll sell us all Rover 25s (or Reliant Kittys) as well for a small contribution.
Laters. I’m late for the gravy train.
It makes perfect sense. More soldiers=more racists who are trained-to-kill.
Anybody who objects to that probably believes Truro is an integral part of the United Kingdom and shit.
At minimum, we can stick the unemployed in barracks and steal their homes.
I am disgusted by the general lack of respect on this site for the glorious republic of Kernow.
Bring back conscription and trench warfare. A battle is not a battle until you lose 20,000 working class boys a day. Laser guided bombs targeting military infrastructure? Nothing but girls with handbags. The only manly way to win a war is to send so many young people at them that their economy crumbles under the weight of bills for heavy machine gun bullets.
Perhaps freecornwall isn’t a separatist – perhaps he just belives that Cornwall, and all within it, should be available free of charge.
But only to hard-working folk of the right colour of course.
Fucking hell… these brainless reactionary spastics need to be taken outside and shot immediately, then their corpses defiled in unspeakable ways involving rusty knives and AIDS in a jar.
HYS = Hate You Spastics.
Keep up the good work ripping the shit out of these utter, utter cunts.
You made some good points there. I did a search on the topic and found most people will agree with your blog.