Comments on: HYS Readers Worried Rest Of Internet Not Up To Scratch

By: Yosser Hughes

Yosser Hughes — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:53:17 +0000

There are no hefty books on poststructuralism. It’s the philosophical equivalent of algal bloom foam. Dirigible

Wasn’t Algal Bloomfoam the Secretary of Defense who was concerned about known unknowns?

By: Stimpson J. Cat

Stimpson J. Cat — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 21:35:29 +0000

Why would she end the announcment of two peoples’ deaths, with such exaggerated amusement? Oh Joy…

By: BlahdeBlah

BlahdeBlah — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 12:30:35 +0000

“Russians just won’t associate a Black singer with Britain.”

Yeah of course those Ruskies don’t know anything about multiculturalism. Obviously that’s why they got bleeding *Timbaland* to do their winning song last year, isn’t it?

By: Throbbe

Throbbe — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 08:23:27 +0000

He’s the Data Protection Officer for the BNP.

lol. As in an actual real life lol, not just typing it.

By: Funny Peculiar

Funny Peculiar — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 14:38:23 +0000

“Are we not keeping a record of the many, many jobs Topsy claims to have?” Mike G

Topsy could tell you what his job is, but then he’d have to kill you… Death by boredom; several hours explaining the differences between claim-forms T3x, G3x, W3x and the vital P5 series, delivered in a pea-brain, nasal monotone with massive overuse of the word, ‘actually’. A truly horrible way to go, give me a tank of starved pirahnas, anyday.

By: Simon

Simon — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 13:56:44 +0000

Topsy Turvey:

I’m fortunate enough to work in a position that strictly requires all employees are British nationals, for security reasons.

He’s the Data Protection Officer for the BNP.

By: Pimple

Pimple — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 03:02:09 +0000

“I’m fortunate enough to work in a position that strictly requires all employees are British nationals, for security reasons.”
Topsy Turvy, England, United Kingdom

He’s a long-term, slow-burn, deep-cover sleeper, paid by the government to continuously post wretched shite on HYS in order to defuse the credibility of the moronic far right. His handle is Double-Oh Nevermind.

By: Georgia Cross

Georgia Cross — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 02:48:48 +0000

From ‘Song for Europe’ thread…

The aim this year was to win. Winning means knowing your market.

This song is pretty mediocre for the British market, let alone the European. All the winners from the past few years have been big show tunes – this song makes me want to go to sleep.

Also, just because America chose a black president, doesnt mean we have to choose a black entrant. Again knowing your market – Russians just won’t associate a Black singer with Britain. If we want to win, we have to give Europe what they want!

Gary A

“Hey Boris, whereski that blackski singer from?”
“I not know Vlad. It is strange. My stereotype Russian mind tells me that stereotype British girls all white with horse-faces and fat arses. That girl blekski. Britain clearly is not understand the European marketing rules of this competition. I blame Obamaski. Besides, is not important. My father half-Lithuanian. If I no can voteski Russia, I voteski Lithuanianski. Unless singer is black naturally.”

By: Mike G

Mike G — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 19:56:29 +0000

Are we not keeping a record of the many, many jobs Topsy claims to have?

By: Daley Mayle

Daley Mayle — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 00:06:59 +0000

Relax. I think “I’m fortunate enough to work in a position that strictly requires all employees are British nationals, for security reasons” means “I sit alone, all day, every day, in my lonely, musty bedsit wearing nothing but yellowed y-fronts and a tinfoil hat, writing turd on HYS on my cheap computer. There’s a BNP poster on the wall and a faded UKIP sticker by the front door, next to the hand-written sign that reads ‘no jipsies, hawkers, beggers’. I keep ringing the council because I’m convinced the Asian family next door are planning a terrorist attack, even though they keep telling me they’re Sikhs – whatever that means”.