Comments on: iv got a brand new combine harvester =]

By: The Purely Evil

The Purely Evil — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 21:16:04 +0000

@Kelvin- Agreed. Stupidity doesn’t really get you very far- how many evil dimwits ever tried to take over the world?

…relax, I’m imaginary.

By: dirigible

dirigible — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 10:23:07 +0000

If only there were a website where this sort of thing could be posted and mocked.

By: Kelvin

Kelvin — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 08:47:21 +0000

Yes. Stupids will cause you more woe in your life than the purely evil ever will.

By: Dignant Person

Dignant Person — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 22:36:27 +0000

I see exactly what you find funny and why, I just happen to find the same thing sad.

I come here to mock people who deserve it. Evil queynts like Topsy Turvy, not poor dumb Danimals. The boy’s got enough suffering coming his way, do we really have to point and laugh?

By: Indignant Person C

Indignant Person C — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 21:11:54 +0000

All this fighting has shaken me to my very core. WE CAN’T LET DANNY KERSHAW TEAR US APART!

By: It's a saga now!

It's a saga now! — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 18:40:48 +0000

Put the handbags down, ladies.

By: Mr Cat

Mr Cat — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 16:36:45 +0000

I’ve just had the horrible feeling that he copied and pasted “Reasons to be cheerful?” which is why it has capitals and everything.

In fact the more I look at this one the more I see. It’s semi-punctuated, he uses commas, question marks and full stops, but not apostrophes or capitals.

And is that a robot smiley at the end or did he just end by slamming his hand down randomly before going to look at his shiny new scooter?

By: Kelvin

Kelvin — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 16:22:42 +0000

I am both a step ahead of you and at a jaunty tangent

I’m rather amused by the notion that presently, anyone actually in that position would be drowning in freezing seawater. Your analogy (well done! Is it your first?) is more apt than you know.

By: Vicky

Vicky — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 16:17:37 +0000

I’ve just had the horrible feeling that he copied and pasted “Reasons to be cheerful?” which is why it has capitals and everything.

By: SJG

SJG — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 16:13:09 +0000

Oh, Kelvin, I’m just winding you up. I know you think you’re always a step ahead, but in fact I am two steps ahead of where I appear to be, and slightly off to the left, so I am both a step ahead of you and at a jaunty tangent which suits my caddish idiom. Anyway, ‘iv’ got to get on. Ta for now, asshat.