Comments on: Penis Hunter Comes Good

By: Hurrraaaaaggghhh

Hurrraaaaaggghhh — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:02:47 +0000

That’s not a haiku. OUTRAGE!

By: blaargh

blaargh — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 23:00:52 +0000

Just saw this bizarre utterance on another guardian thread. Here’s a short sample – best haiku ever?

As a child
I tasted jam
with a golliwog
blackcurrant
on its label

Was I wrong?

By: Freddy Two Trousers

Freddy Two Trousers — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 21:17:35 +0000

I once saw a green elephant riding a unicycle whilst playing a banjo and juggling a chair, an egg and a chainsaw.

Turns out it was just a fish.

By: Indignant Person C

Indignant Person C — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 21:15:28 +0000

THIS IS AN OUTR – oh wait, it’s MY penis.

By: Bob The Killer Goldfish

Bob The Killer Goldfish — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:47:42 +0000

F’narr f’narr

By: Disgustipated

Disgustipated — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:13:56 +0000

millie
Talking of penises, came across this image a while back

You disgust me.

By: Naich

Naich — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:11:13 +0000

Having seen the clip, if he thinks that looks like a normal penis, I have to wonder what the hell tmckib’s penis looks like.

By: Daley Mayle

Daley Mayle — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 18:37:35 +0000

If someone showed tmckib a picture of a small boy holding a rooster and a paediatrician petting said bird (think about it), would tmckib spontaneously combust? ‘Cos I’m sure it can be arranged.

By: Throbbe

Throbbe — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 18:24:30 +0000

Hold on, it's all fine

By: Throbbe

Throbbe — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 18:21:21 +0000

I am absolutely outraged that my young daughter was exposed to filth on CBeebies. They have a whole programme devoted to two grown men comparing the size of their cocks.