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Firstly, why isn’t the alleged government picking on the corporate big boys?
They are the real culprits, they who produce and manufacture the huge and unnecessary bulk of ‘packaging’, and ‘family size’ portions destined for the bin, fooling ordinary folk into believing they are purchasing ‘bargains’, when most goes to waste. Labour has orchestrated a campaign against English families, so why is this practice continuing?
Answer. Because Labour epitomise the destruction of England.
Withnail Xtreme, Camden Town
Another brilliant key change. There I was, a few lines from the end, thinking how great it was that a sane post had got to the top. I swear, I was actually thinking of recommending it. Then BOOM, nought to Melanie Phillips in a split second. I wonder what Ferrari’s R&D division would pay for this guy’s brain.
Will the great unemployed of the country have to pay this new tax, or is it restricted for the few of us still fool enough to attempt to earn a living in this ONCE great nation?
john Adair, England Not Britain, Virgin Islands (UK)
Things must be getting bad if John Adair is putting ‘once’ in capitals instead of ‘great’.
Another council tax that will only apply to the working population of the country.
If I get made redundant I dont think I will bother getting another job, I will be better off and better looked after on the Dole.Alicia Shepherd
Good to see Have Your Sayers putting their money where their mouth is and signing on. While you’re at it, why not invest in copies of the Koran and Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit and get that free X-Box you’ve always wanted? Lop off a leg and they might even chuck in Halo 2.
17 Responses to “That’s More Like It!”
Recycling has destroyed this one great nation..FACT! Throwing everything away and going on the dole is my birth right, You couldn’t make it up…next!
Break your pelvis in an “industrial accident” and Gordon Clown will come round to your house and present you with the new Baby P themed game for the wii.
Compensation Britain. If i’m right.
That’s right, Withnail Xtreme, Tesco’s Family Size Value Pack Lasagne is what’s ruining this once proud country (bloody forrun food, coming over here, taking up space on our shelves that should belong to fine English fare). The Labour Party are fiendishly destroying the very fabric of our society by allowing companies to put too much plastic round some apples. Goddamn their evil ways – murdering everything we hold dear by making us do a bit of recycling and allowing lard-arses to buy too much food if they want to. Christ, it’s worse than the Holocaust (if you believe in that sort of thing, eh Withnail X?!)…
Oooh, Hacksaw Jim – can you get that for PS3? I’m bored with ‘Saving Shannon Matthews’ now.
Burn a hole in your abdomen with an industrial welding torch and it’s yours. Do they allow “you people” access to such equipment? British jobs for british workers and all that…
He’s right. The Government should stop banning things that benefit families.
He’s right. The government should start banning those food portions that are ideal for families.
John and Alicia have the right idea, those on the dole should be made to pay more tax. Of course you’d have to increase the dole so they pay for it, but you could make up this short fall by taxing the dolies even more. Simple when you stop and think about it.
Withnail Xtreme? We want the finest wines known to humanity, and we want them here, and we want them whilst we’re skydiving.
Cos you’re ONCE… TWICE… THREE times a great nation,
and I loooooooooove you.
Yes you’re ONCE… TWICE… THREE times a great nation,
But you’re also a multi-cultural, crypto-communist, hell-hole,
and I loooooooooove you.
‘Excellent’, great to see completely ‘appropiate’ use of inverted commas there.
I love the idea of the average HYS-er reading Jeanette Winterson. It would probably co-incide with a huge increase in sales of oranges. Despite all the ‘packaging’.
Can I just point out that all these three charming, intellectual sock-puppets eminate from the same arsehole.
I’m just imagining what that would look like.
I am aroused.
Packaging is the work of Satan. Or is it derivatives?
Not much. Going backwards isn’t highly rated in Formula One.
OFSTED has recommended, “local authorities and music services do more to enable children from different social groups to benefit from playing a musical instrument.” The Total FUCKERS!…
TT rests his much used “Slow Handclap Follows…” gag for a musically-themed Bravo!… what a genius! Thank God our National Security is in safe hands.
Fucking Ofsted. The bastards sicken me with their plans to improve kids’ lives. After all that extensive research they did into ameliorating standards in schools, etc., all they bothered to say was that the only hope for England (not Britain) now is for everyone to become
pop stars. There was literally nothing else in the report bar a crumpled, spunky picture of Cheryl Cole and the illegible signature of that one out of U2 whose name nobody can remember. It’s caring about the welfare of children that leads to tragedies liken Baby P, you mark my words!
I remain in the dark somewhere here- If I am a NEET(which I am), how do I goabout claiming all these free x-boxes and leather jackets etc these loonies are going on about?
I want free goodies!
Relax; I’m sedated.