As a child, I found it odd when cartoon villains referred to themselves as evil. I assumed everyone believed, on some level, that their actions were ultimately good, and I later came to see blind arrogance, selfishness and well-meaning stupidity as the causes of suffering. But then I found this smug santorum-stain, and his perverse games of onedownmanship. For example this tussle with regular twat angry man and his nightmarish vision of Cameron’s Britain:
‘Children back down the mines, workhouses, the death penalty, slavery, no tax for the rich, same old same old
angry man ‘Yup !!!! Just the way it should be.
Our streets WILL be safe.
Educate yourself, work hard, and you WILL be rewarded.
A far cry from leechy Gordon.
[mugged_as_mp_laughs]
And confronted with injustice, he promptly orders ten boxes:
No other civilised country has a limit anything like as long as this; it’s simply a sign of the increasing slide into an undemocratic police state over which Labour has presided.
Jan Thomas, Arnold, notts, United KingdomHmmm, So are you saying AMERICA is not ‘civilised’ ?
I think 7 years prison without explanation (extraordinary rendition) beats the crummy, paltry 42 days the Brits want.
Lock em up. Give us our Human Right to be protected.
[mugged_as_mp_laughs]
Despite his championing of the police state, he is nonetheless a tireless campaigner for individual rights.
This new lot havn’t (and never will) ever known freedom from meddling Civil Servants…..feel sorry for peeps today with all this environmental rubbish, the EU, Hitler style rules, men who are wimps etc etc.
[mugged_as_mp_laughs]
Just so you know “Hitler-style” refers to smoking bans, no parking on children and PC stuff about racial and religious hatred, and definitely does not include anything like this:
As has always been the case on this planet, ONLY the strong survive.
It is only God who will decide.
The weak should perish.
[mugged_as_mp_laughs]
And don’t think [mugged_as_mp_laughs] wastes hours on HYS instead of generating wealth or contributing to society. His is a far higher calling.
‘Judging by the number of names that appear frequently in HYS debates, I assume a lot of unemployed people use this site to fill in their time
On my lunch break ‘
Oh dear. Still working are we ?
Ever thought a LOT of people worked hard , saved hard, and have made enough money to not NEED to work after the old age of 40 ?
Don’t assume just because you HAVE to work that others do as well..
Get a proper job !
Then you can enjoy life after retiring early.
[mugged_as_mp_laughs]
How many “proper” jobs will earn you enough to retire by forty? Tennis pro? Porn star? Or is he just sitting on a big sack of embezzled pension funds?
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Ironically, the occupation of “mugger” would probably give you such financial freedom.
Given the enormous cuntery of the man, I’d imagine that anyone would laugh if they saw this bumbox being mugged, much less an MP.
“As a child, I found it odd when cartoon villains referred to themselves as evil.”
Oh it’s not just me then.
“How many “proper” jobs will earn you enough to retire by forty?”
High class rent boy.
So, he retired by 40 having worked 36 years in telecomms (in my home town in Essex according to another post, the shame of it)… His parents really did believe in tough love.
Presumably these “Hitler style rules” pertain to style and fashion. Everyone must have their NuLabour Nazi uniform perfectly cleaned and starched, and everyone must have a perfectly styled Hitler moustache (even the wimmin and children).
It’s Gordon Clown’s nightmare vision of the ONCE “Great” Britain (England, not UK).
If I saw this twat getting mugged, I think I’d join in with the MP.
I’d think I’d join in with the mugger – the opportunity to put the boot into his smug, self satisfied face is just too good to pass up
I was the same until I got the Internet and met the “libertarians”. I would have taken it back to the shop if it wasn’t for the porn.
“mp” stands for “my pimp”.
As opposed to spending the day spewing shite into HYS and wanking over network router catalogues, presumably.
Wow, I was having a nice gentle day until I found out about this guy. Now I want to punch someone. TV and computer games don’t cause violent behaviour; this guy does.
I wish HYS had a function whereby psychologists would rate each outpouring on what severity and types of mental illnesses they judge each commenter to be suffering from. Although I fear that if this were the case, the system would collapse as they try to list everything wrong with ‘mugged_as_mp_laughs’…
Should he not change that moniker to ‘knifecrimed_as_nation_cheers’?
The weak should perish.
[mugged_as_mp_laughs]
So… will you be eliminating yourself for the benefit of the species or would you like me to assist you, Mr. Laughs?
As has always been the case on this planet, ONLY the strong survive.
It is only God who will decide.
The weak should perish.
[mugged_as_mp_laughs]
Why do I have to decide? Jesus, what did you say to the bastards when you were down there?
As you’re here God, might I humbly prey that you find this man, mug him heartily and send me the footage, whereupon it shall be set as a permanent memorial to all that is good by being repeated forever in the form of my screensaver?
Amen etc
Damn, that should be pray. And I’m sure there’s more. I worry that I may be getting infected by them…
As a result of declining church attendance, recently I’ve been using HYS as a channel for people’s prayers. If only we’d had this interweb thingy in the old days – Egypt could have had a plague of paedos just for starters.
I smoke 60 a day and have smoked at least 20 a day since 14 (now 52).
I love it !!!!!!
I’ve got the cash so why shouldn’t I carry on.
Best of all; I don’t give El Gordo a PENNY in Tax !!!
The Belgians get the tax benefit.
I couldn’t afford to buy at ‘a newsagent’
This country can get stuffed.
Oh and I have Health Insurance if I need it for the Hospice so don’t give me the NHS sob story.
Toshers the lot of ‘em.
PS Love the new pictures on the packets….hilarious.
[mugged_as_mp_laughs]
What a cunt.
Obviously blind as well as a cunt.
He made a mint and retired at 40, but he can’t afford full price ‘fags’ (plus he knows where to buy illegal, blackmarket fags off the shifty low-life geezer on his estate.) and he spent 36 years with BT.
I believe him. No, really. I believe him.
I read this page frequently but I never comment. However on this occasion I find myself physically unable to prevent myself from stating that mugged_as_mp_laughs is the person I want to die most in the whole world.
This comment was for my benefit not yours. I feel so much better……
Wouldn’t it be great if we could get “mugged” to mate with Joy Pattinson? We’d make a fortune selling tickets to the public to see their deformed gimp offspring biting the heads off chickens while spunking their reactionary, cretinous brain-farts all over the internet.
I feel so proud. It’s such an amazing feeling when you discover a well of spiteful idiocy so abhorrent that complete strangers physically cannot resist wishing for it to cease existing.
Make it your last though. It only takes about four comments here and you become an insufferably smug prick. Without fail.
Wow, this goit is also the first one, ever, to make me want to stop smoking- just so I can’t be assosciated with him.
What an absolute cuntbrain. I can’t say I’m shocked to hear he is from Essex and worked for BT, there are loads of cunts like him staggering around in the road in Dagenham clutching cans of White Ace and swearing at people.
He probably made a shitload embezzling BT shares when they privatised the company, then blew the lot on fags and hookers.
Now all he can afford is cheap Belgian rolling tobacco and microwaved melons. Hopefully the strong € will put paid to the latter and the energy price spike will price him out of the former.
Rod Wrongnob,
Forgive my ignorance, but what’s wrong with libertarians? I thought they were the opposite of the [mugged etc] cunt, who wants any old foreigners locked up in order to give him his “Human Right to be protected”
Are “libertarians” different to libertarians?
I think that very nearly everything is wrong with libertarians, with their “all tax is oppressive” and their “all governments are dreadful and all ‘rights’ are artificial and oppressive except, oh, my right to Daddy’s property and money”. But then I am currently somewhat warped by the utter despair this SYB post has induced and shall be crying in a corner.
I think some internet based cunts misunderstand the concept of a state’s only justifiable porpouse being to prevent the individual from harming others (that covers alot…), with solopsonism and that a state must not prevent them from actively ruining people’s lives.
Yes. Libertarianism/anarchism is a perfectly respectable philosophy in itself. I’m thinking of the right-wing American version who get their ideas from Rand and Rush.
Almost all of them make all sorts of exceptions to their minarchism, saying that government should provide for national security and whatever else takes their fancy (highway maintenance was a popular one, and they always seemed very enthusiastic about America’s military adventures). Border control would certainly be one of the functions of a minimalist government for most of them. Moreover, a furriner arriving in their ideal world without capital or high-level skills would end up signing himself into slavery for one of the ruling corporations, which muggedcunt would probably love.
Really though, what’s hateful about them is similar to what’s hateful about some HYSers.
1) They are very proud of having read some books, and what’s more, Books About Philosophy. These books are mainly Rand’s shitty half-baked didactic novels, but to those fuckers they are bibles of shining intellect which means that they too are shining intellectuals.
2) They have learned debating terms and techniques, which they use wildly and usually wrongly, and with gobsmacking dishonesty.
3) They claim at great length to be apolitical and/or non-partisan but mysteriously agree with the right of the Republican party on just about everything except drug laws.
4) They have a massive victim complex, claiming that their ideas (such as self-reliance and personal liberty) are ruthlessly excluded from the American media.
5) They are invariably misanthropic bastards.
6) They’re fat and they have B.O.
If I’m right.
Is a “justifiable porpouse” anything like a “defensible dolphin”…?
God, if you are still there, make sure mugged_as_mp_laughs gets the slow death of cancer that his 60-a-day habit deserves.
Good work on Jade Goody too.
‘His parents really did believe in tough love’
They certainly did. Apparently by such actions as sticking large strap-on dildos into his infant eardrums and fucking his grey matter to death.
thanks wrongnob, you’ve opened my eyes.
there i was thinking libertariansim was about civil liberties and equality under the law.
surely saying that libertarians are really american republican misanthropes is somewhat akin to calling people who don’t think the state should grind poor people into the dust ‘communists’?
mugged_as_mp_laughs]makes Eugene Terreblanche seem benign by comparison. What a complete cunt.
I’m struggling to work out who is more of a twat – Rod Wrongnob or [mugged_as_mp_laughs]. Assistance required.
This is so amazing I think Im going to cry. And great write up! Thanks