On PMQs. See what I did with the title? I spent literally ages thinking that one up.
Dear Prime Idiot,
Please can you tell me how fast it can be to leave this country to head for a land where there is a democratically leader, that tells the truth, has no idea what spin is, and can actually use a calculator to make sure that there is money in the bank for a rainy day?
Is this too much???????
Bet it gets moderated too!!!!!
AJ Wilson Briggs, Amsterdam (ExUK), Netherlands
I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you’ve lost your bet and subsequently look like a paranoid, self-important twat. The good news is that, even though you struggle to remember what country you’re in, you look positively well-adjusted next to “Deleted Deleted, Comment Rejected (moderator 43)” and his fifty-odd pages of published comments.
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Thanks a lot Nelson. I was having quite a nice day until I clicked on the link to Deleted Deleted’s comments. What an unspeakable cunt.
You have Alex to “thank” for that
Anyone’d look well-adjusted next to that Nazi cunt.
Perhapsh it isj der Nederlandsh on vhich he hasj a downer, and vantsh to Engerlandshire back go?. You crazjy guyz! Make der Hollanderz very amusjed! *
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* Profuse apologies for stereotypical Dutch accent. Does that mean I’m a racist?
Yesh.
“How fast can it be to leave this country”?
Sorry. Lost me entirely. What are we measuring?
Idiocy, you say? Easy. That’s the twenteenths the speed of light for AJ.
Actually I was. The crayon was a lot neater than I expected.
Shorry Shteve. I musht shtop.
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Oh fuck, digging a deeper hole now.
Yeah, you’re really going to piss off Sean Connery if you carry on.
“AJ Wilson Briggs”? Ha! Clearly a made-up name. Why some people cannot just be honest about their identity is beyond me.
Mind you it does make nice anagrams. “Jab Growling Sis”, anyone?
I hope Gordon can help this poor guy escape those dutch nazis.
Thus speaks Hitler’s Penis
Be fair, it might be Hitler’s Penis for all we know ?
I mean it didn’t have much to do in its day job, leaves plenty of time to go on HYS.
You mean Hitler’s sole ball was having to do the work of two testes while his knob just lounged around thinking of his mother? That’s horrible.
“Deleted Deleted, Comment Rejected” schounds like the schtart of a poem.
…. Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb ?
In my capacity as the prime heat transference method and temporary container of Hitler’s breakfast, I would like to point out that Hitler’s Penis was often to be found on das enigma machine, looking on der interweben and generally making a nuisance of itself.
Can’t say I ever saw it.
Sorry, but when was Amsterdam in the UK ????
as in, “Amsterdam (ex UK)”
Clever chap this Deleted Deleted fellow with his observation that:
“the likelyhood that we are the most advanced life is also slim”.
Not going to argue with that, especially from a fellow who thinks there’s a word “rediculaous”.
Clarkson has moved to Holland?!
You think THAT’S bad, Mr Flibble? Well I heard a guy in the pub yesterday (I didn’t catch who he was) saying how they’re going to put a little camera up every women’s… y’know, lady bits, and a camera down the eye of every man’s todger. And then there’ll be all these hundreds of sex-crime laws and sex taxes and everything. S’true. It’s the obvious natural progression from these blinkin’ cameras. One minute they’re trackin’ some toe-rag who’s nicked a purse, the next they’re filming you having a wank on the bog. We’re sleep-walkin’ into a dictatorship. Another pint of Tetleys, please love.
Sid Sharma The Sexist reckons the English Civil War was an uprising of the masses against an uncaring parliament. And he reckons we should have another. Maybe Harry ‘Paki’ Windsor should charge his shiny Household Cavalry into the ‘commoners’ chamber and start teaching these corrupt scum a lesson! Yeah!
Of course, Parliament won the civil war and Olly lopped off Charlie’s head. Which means this time Gordon would have to behead The Queen. Whooo! Can you imagine the headline in The Sun???
“Queen Gives Gordon Head”…?