Comments on: Only A Matter Of Infinite Variables

By: Gir

Gir — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 14:51:16 +0000

I get the impression that John from Ukiah is mis-remembering the ending to Men In Black and what he actually meant to say was marbles, not billiards.

By: Dr Shade

Dr Shade — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:22:52 +0000

Glad to see you cunts are still here, and are still cunts.

The Gnome Secretary

Well, to be fair, us cunts have got nothing better to do than hang around here waiting for a big fat prick like you to turn up…

By: Bernie

Bernie — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 06:48:14 +0000

If the first species to make contact with us look like golliwogs, we’re fucked.

By: The Gnome Secretary

The Gnome Secretary — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 03:01:21 +0000

Glad to see you cunts are still here, and are still cunts.

By: Valdemar

Valdemar — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:40:40 +0000

“My friend spoke of a B47 pilot who in 1963 described a disc-shaped object that approached his aircraft, flew in formation, then accelerated at a speed he could not match.”

Disc shaped or SR-71 Blackbird shaped? I was walking down the street the other day when all these box-shaped objects started whizzing past me at a speed I could not match. When I tried to explain to my friends they had me locked in a cubic container with soft walls and a crayon-shaped crayon.

Bugger, Alex was right- I’ve turned into a smug bastard after just two comments.

By: Hitler's Dustbin Lid

Hitler's Dustbin Lid — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:40:08 +0000

My friend spoke of a B47 pilot who in 1963 described a disc-shaped object that approached his aircraft, flew in formation……

There was only one but it flew in formation.

Such is the magnitude of their advanced technology.

By: God

God — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:01:43 +0000

Stop calling them ‘aliens’ you fascist bastards, you are all just Differently Planeted. Of course, they can call themselves the ‘A’ word as long as it is in an ironic and post-modern context. Consider yourselves chided.

By: Felna

Felna — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:07:19 +0000

Upon further investigation out of this fairy tale you’ll discover the only planets that have been verified are Jupiter-like planets. Huge gas planets. Want to live there, folks?
Sven, CA, USA

Or maybe, just maybe, the aliens aren’t actually like this small minded fish flange at all and quite like living on huge gas planets, having evolved that way over millions of years… but I bet he still believes the world is 2,500 years old and the grand canyon is evidence for the flood

By: Col John Matrix

Col John Matrix — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 15:42:21 +0000

No doubt that when aliens do turn up, then the government will start discriminating in favour of them, at the expense of hard-working indigenous white single males!

By: Chris

Chris — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 15:40:57 +0000

The bad news for an HYSer RE any alien invasion is that aliens are uber-immigrants. They’re immigrants squared! Can you imagine those intergalactic fiends landing here, using our NHS, doing our construction jobs for half the price, getting free council houses….