You’ve just had to download a completely new opinion on capitalism, you naturally don’t actually know anything about Eastern Europe, and then what happens? The devious BBC asks you about capitalism in Eastern Europe! What do they want from you?
Dont know about Eastern Europe but it certainly doesnt seem to have served the UK at the moment.
Geoffrey Home, North Yorkshire, United Kingdom
Sorry Geoffrey, I know posting is compulsory on every thread, but this is a poor effort. Learn from Jim Evans here, who manages a much longer and more passionate post despite knowing far less:
Capitalism has wrecked Great Britain, a ONCE GREAT NATION HAS BEEN BOUGHT TO ITS KNEE’S by beurocratic strings, , P.C mania, and Globalisation if the Men and Women who died in two world wars saw it today, they would speak of the Horror of being ignored.
jim evans, BRIGHTON
Magnificent. Minor tip from an expert though Jim: replace “Capitalism” with “Eastern Europeans” and your post will not only be more racist (and therefore more coherent), but just as relevant to the question at the top of the page.
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I see that jim evans is an Apple fanboy. I thought they were generally more intellegent than that.
I see that 773 (metric) can’t spell. I thought he was more intelligent than that.
Thank goodness SYB is here to save HYSers from the Horror of being ignored.
I know. I’m surprised there aren’t more of them here, thanking us.
This is strong evidence for the “Infinite HYS Theorem”, which states that, given an infinite amount of time and an infinite amount of Have Your Sayers, they will almost certainly never manage to string together a coherent post.
Instead they just manage to spray the internet with generic rage filled shitspunk.
Is “BOUGHT TO ITS KNEES” supposed to be a pun, or is he merely an idiot? I suspect the latter.
Damn those “beurocratic strings”!!
If only we’d just trusted those bankers a little bit more, we’d have never ended up in this mess.
When he says ‘Horror’ does he mean Cthulhu? I mean, that’s the only thing I’d capitalise horror for.
What economic system did we have in 1939 again?
This man has seen the truth that they don’t want you to know – Reagan was a Communist sympathiser and his efforts to bring down the Berlin Wall were simply a ruse to release the corrupting influence of state socialism across western Europe.
Incidentally, I once met four Americans, and from that I can say that geriatric care must be overrun in the States.
They’d speak of the Horror of being ignored, but then they’d realise that modern porn is so much better than that wartime rubbish and soon stop worrying.
Absolutely right! I once met a girl listening to David Bowie, and from that I can say that she has always listened to nothing but David Bowie her entire life.
That’s nothing. I once invented a Kosovan who wanted to fiddle his expenses, and from that I can deduce that all foreigners are theiving terrorist bastards who just want to destroy everything that made Britain GREAT.
Topsy Turvy
Never mind that shit, Jade is nearly dead! i’ll be organising a street party and there will be a dancing on the pikey’s grave ceremony. At least it stops her spawning anything else from her “kebab”. Thank god her and Michael Carroll never got together as it would have been like end of days, they could have conceived the pikey equivalent of the anti christ.
nice to see a little cheer in the news in such dark days.
Even though I can’t stand the woman on a personal level, it’s a bit HYS to be guffawing over her death.
What a marvellously energetic use of random punctuation.
it still made me spit coffee all over my copy of the Daily Mail though.
Oh yes, feudalism’s the way forward.
I just bought PC Mania for the xbox. Awesome game.
I’m surprised too, but also glad. John Adair in the ByB soup kitchen was bad enough. Uncomfortably dull and horribly racist.
now now Kelvin i’m not gaffawing over her death – for about another two months
merely celebrating a triumph of darwinism. All the evidence points to her being brain dead from birth anyway.
Filthy little pikey slag, i’m sure most of the Indian tv watching public think she is representative of the British population.
Nice move by her boyfriend to get married to her before she snuffs it though, make sure he gets the lot in the will. When I say the lot, i’m not sure how much she would have left after buying up the worlds supply of velour track suits and fake gold hoop earings.
His knee’s what?
And Fucko, please stop. Quite apart from anything else you’ve sorely misunderstood evolution by natural selection.
Looks like it might be Blah Filter time again…
As Jade Goody has children, then your assertion about Darwinism are evidently incorrect. If eugenics is your thing then you might find more like-minded posters on HYS and the Daily Mail.
I’m sorry, but laughing over the untimely demise of a young mother with two very young sons isn’t ‘edgy’ or ‘dark’, it’s just cunty, sick and pathetic. I don’t like the woman, but I feel nothing but sympathy for her at this time. As Kelvin said, it’s a bit HYS. In fact, I haven’t seen any of THEM crowing over her prognosis, so what does that say about you? Lower than an HYSer…. oooh, that’s not good!
Not everything makes a good public joke.
Eh? when did SYB become so pink and fluffy. Gees
I’m gonna go snort some disprin out of Catherine’s Cave and see if I can mellow down liberal lane then…..
fuxsox
Not wishing to gloat over a young parent having a painful terminal disease(someone who has never hurt anyone else – unless you count pedants traumatised by her pronunciation of ‘East Angular’)is hardly being ‘pink and fluffy’.
Not that I should have to point that out to any normal person, you massive cunt.
Yeah, because I’m well known for being huggy-happy and a general ray of sunshine.
I would like to state publicly that I find Fucko the Clown’s statements extremely offensive.
To clarify my original statement, I use “offensive”, not in the sense of being objectionable, nor in the sense of it being edgy and provocative, but in the sort of dull, lazy substitute for actually being funny, couldn’t-you-fit-an-actual-gag-in-there-just-for-the-sake-of-appearances sort of way.
Sadly ironic that bureaucracy has crushed ‘Great’ Britain. It was surely over-regulation and governemnt insight that let a bunch of non-ironic mockney speaking, coked-up city slicker conmen in the city play the long con with the GDPs of ENTIRE countries.
Fucko, what you don’t understand is that Jade Goody has two small children, that makes her terminal illness very sad.
Had she not had them she would have just been some illiterate slapper and the jokes could have continued.
I find all this talk of Jade Goody’s cancer very depressing. It’s just really sad that a mother with two kids has just a few months to live at such a young age. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone, poor love.
Still, for a few months at least she’s got a great career beckoning doing impressions of Duncan Goodhew and Lawrence of Arabia…
Not quite, but close. It’s more like, had she continued to be an illiterate slapper it would have been perfectly valid to keep taking the piss out of her being an illiterate slapper. But it’s a little declassé to crow about her presumably unpleasant and painful demise whether she’s a slapper or not.
‘if the Men and Women who died in two world wars saw it today, they would speak of the Horror of being ignored.’
They wouldn’t be ignored. They would be creating immense amounts of horror themselves, as their corpses lurched about the high streets of the UK. Zombies are difficult to ignore. Especially war hero zombies.
Kelvin, je pense que je t’aime.
How do you imagine the cancer feels about all this? It was probably hoping to get someone like Patrick Swayze or Kylie.
(BTW… I reckon that Jade probably caught this cancer off Shilpa. I mean, they don’t wash their hands proply and that, do they?)
I thought this site was supposed to be the “Anti-HYS” – deriding the narrow-minded, peurile, illiterate, racist, charver bigotry of moronic fuckwits who seem to think they have a universal right to inflict their pathetic, offensive shitspunk views on everybody else via the public forum of the internet.
Then along comes a moronic, narrow-minded, illiterate, racist, charver fuckwit bigot who – through the medium of “reality tv” and the legions of cuntbrained cretins who watch it – becomes a national tv star with the universal right to inflict her rabidly obnoxious mental shitspunk all over us – and some of you are actually defending her…?
Personally I think the quality of life has been cheapened and sullied by having this living, breathing argument for compulsory abortions for the unemployed underclass inflicted upon it. She is everything bad and wrong and ignorant and fuckwitted about HYS personified and while I don’t revel in her imminent painful demise I certainly don’t think it’s a fucking tragedy either.
Fuck Darwinism – it’s Karma in action.
And leave the kids out of it – having kids doesn’t make you a better person or give you any more right to a longer life than any other cunt – or maybe you’d like to argue for a lighter sentence for Karen Matthews because she was a mother and had kids too?
A truly awful person is dying of a truly awful disease but I don’t know her so I coudn’t care less. Cry me a river, bitch.
Oh…oh…oh… how about…
“Celebrity Cancer Patient.”
Moving, Tasteful, Provocative and Touching.
Cancerous Slebs compete for the public’s maudlin sentimentality, set in a major London hospital…
It’s daay thurty-foower on tha ward and thu ward-mayts have just retoorned from Richud’s transvestite-buddhist fyunural. Dr. Yunghandsum is waytin fuh them in the daay-rooom to tell them he’s got sum blud-tests back frum tha laab. But before they can haave them, Briyun, Nancee and Jennifuh will have ta urn them by singin’, “Eye Will Surviyve”.
(et aussi, a la Jade Goody Fan Club, je pense que je t’aime.)
I’d watch it.
Hell, depending on the Slebs involved I’d even spend good money on those phone-in rip-offs to vote which one should have their meds cut first…
And in the name of all that’s holy can we have Ant & Dec as contestants and not presenters please…?
‘Jade Goody Fan Club’ – I’m sorry Dr Mengele, I forgot that if I thought someone was lesser than me then I was allowed to crow over their death (or not give a toss). Woohoo, it’s great that someone thicker and less classy than me is dying at such a young age, yeah, kill ‘em all.
Hmmm, which is worse – being an ignorant, annoying chav (who hasn’t actually hurt anyone) or being someone who’s celebrating her having a terminal disease and thinks common people shouldn’t be allowed to live? Oh yeah, YOU are, you inhuman fucking piece of shit. What you wrote chilled me – it’s just not the way normal, rational people think. I pity you.
One month 3 weeks and 2 days – according to the Sun.
@ JG Fan Club
Hahaha, someone from the Sharon Stone School of Philosophy feels superior to Jade Goody??!
To quote the illustrious excogitator herself, it’s NOT NICE
to not be nice to people.
Hmm. Must be great to be so morally superior Black Lesbian. Try reading what I actually wrote instead of reading what you want to into it. I’m not “crowing” over anyone’s death – nor do I “think it’s great” that anyone’s dying. I actually couldn’t give a toss about this woman one way or another – I’m just surprised that people who frequent a site that derides fuckwitted moronic bigotry get all teary eyed and forgiving over a fuckwitted moronic bigot when terminal cancer is involved.
Stick your pity up your bumhole you condescending hypocritical cretin. I’m not celebrating anything and don’t advocate killing “common people” – just pig ignorant racist scum, regardless of their economic class.
And will you people stop with this “she hasn’t actually hurt anyone” crap? Or have you forgotten the racist, abusive tirade she inflicted on someone for the heinous crime of having slightly darker skin and coming from somewhere other than “Inger-land (Not UK)”?
Or do the feelings of Pakis not count in your glib little “Hello” & “Heat” magazine world…?
Which pretty much invalidates the existence of this site, then…
Let’s all just fuck off and not bother with this place anymore then eh?
You first.
@BL in a Wheelchair
If we said it to her face it would be unforgivably heartless. But in any meaningful definition of our relationship with Jade Goody, she is little more than a fictional character to all of us. No more real than so-and-so off Eastenders. What’s Jade Goody to me or me to her? Nothing. I have a more meaningful relationship with Homer Simpson FFS!
I lost a mate to arse-cancer at 34. That was real to me. And we have all suffered tragedy at some time in our lives. I refuse to allow that parasite Max Clifford to splash headline grabbing “Real Life Tragedy Drama” shit in my face in an attempt to make a link between my personal experiences of suffering and Goody’s cancer. If emotional-retards can’t tell the difference between reality and drama, that’s not my fault. I mean… telling the tabloids that you’re going to plan your brave wedding and tragic funeral simultaneously. Tacky, sentimental, contrived, attention-seeking, low-brow bollocks. Just because she is dying doesn’t mean I have to admire her publicist’s vulgar pastiche of a swan-song.
The truth is, people are not sorry for Goody, they are simply morbidly curious about her. They are not sympathising, they are shuddering; getting a dark vicarious thrill from a very visual reminder of their own mortality. The fact they can also work themselves up into a good old, hammed-up, grief-fest is just a free bonus at her expense.
I love the implict HYS-ness of the notion that there’s absolutely no wiggle room between “taking the piss out of someone’s death is a bit tasteless” and “a good old, hammed-up, grief-fest.” John Adair would be proud.
The price of fame and celebrity is that anyone and everyone can pass judgement on you and everything you do – more so when that fame comes from being a contemptable racist fuck pig, the fact that she is even in the public eye in the first place is a sort of glimps back at visiting the loonies in the asylum. I detest the fact that she is trying to garner public sympathy by making as much public noise as possible before she shuffles off to the big council estate in the sky – in the mistaken belief that the public like her. She is a chav pikey slag that only got public attention by being such a shockingly chav individual. Hiring max clifford to squeeze cash out of a situation like this only highlights her money grabbing dim witted misguided delusions that anyone actually gives a fuck. It is a triumph for darwinism, yes she has two kids, and no I don’t want to bring them into it, although given the genetic heritage, they will have enough of a struggle as it is. No doubt without her impending death she would have followed the standard council estate slag mantra of having as many spawn as possible, living off the benefits and having the parental abilities of sharon matthews. Sick to fucking death of these pikey scum bags that the rest of us pay to support – yes jade probably wasn’t on benefits because of her ‘celebrity’ lets face it without big brother – that bastion of society, she wouldn’t have been a stranger to the dole queue.
She gets no brownie points for – i’m doing this to highlight cancer and make people aware – because max clifford will help squeeze every penny out of it.
and all you grief athelets who feel sorry for her, thats fine, I don’t good fucking ridance.
If you think i’m a cunt – you’re probably right, but I don’t give a shit.
Oi fucko, will you kindly take your festering carcase and your contemptible opinions, and shove both up The Daily Mail’s arsehole, since that’s clearly where both came from. You’ll find Melanie Phillips there – I’m sure you’ll have tons to talk about.
oh… blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Jade Goody blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Kelvin’s love child blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah mutant gene strain blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Fucko blah blah blah blah blah blah the bleeding antichrist blah blah blah blah.
I don’t think you’re a cunt – and as a professional one I think I’m in a position to judge – just a tawdry, sad little man who doesn’t even know what he’s angry at.
Just speaking my brains —
Y’know, last night on TV, some sick, SICK BASTARD had a trained mouse, yeah, and somehow this trained mouse picked up a baseball bat and then, right, it fucking BATTERED this cat with it. Honestly, I thought I was going to puke. It just smashed it’s bloody skull in again and again. Wham! Wham! Wham!The cat went all twicthy and spazzy, flipping around and everything and it bumped into this ironing board and got a RED HOT iron DIRECTLY on to its FACE! It’s face just burned off.
I don’t think I’m ever going to sleep again. The scream that cat made… I’m going to be haunted by it forever.
This’ll be my last comment on the matter ‘cos it’s clear that some people have no understanding of the concept of empathy. I’ll address some of the points made and the criticism railed at me, as well as trying to get my point across once and for all.
Thinking it is tasteless to make such bile-filled, venomous comments about ANYONE, not just Jade Goody, does not make me some namby-pamby, lowest-common-denominator “condescending hypocritical cretin”. I don’t like Goody and I never have and I’ve been disgusted as anyone by her chavvery, ignorance and racism, BUT a) I have sympathy with her situation – not because I’m two-faced, but because it is sad and I’m not a sociopath, b) it’s possible to not like or respect someone but not be glad they’re dying at only 27, which is all I’m suggesting you try and c)I find all these venomous comments really disturbing – far more hate-filled, kneejerk and fucked-up than anything I could read on HYS. Some of the comments left about her here sound like the frothings of eugenicists. It’s really worrying and totally tragic that you have so much hatred for a young woman, regardless of her apparently heinous crimes of being rough, thick, unattractive and moderately racist and regardless of her illness. I don’t expect anyone to have sympathy for her if it’s not genuine, but I do presume people will have SOME standards of humanity on here, because surely we all come on here to rip the shit out of massive arseholes who make us despair at how awful and narrow-minded so many people can truly be. And one of the reasons we find the HYSers despicable is that they’re so ignorant, self-obsessed and view anyone different from themselves as ‘other; as less than human. What have some people on here been saying about Goody that is any different from that? In fact, I’d say it was worse than that, because by posting on here, there’s the unspoken understanding that we hold ourselves in higher regard to the fucktards on HYS – yet such mindless hatred and cruelty coming from apparently/supposedly intelligent, no doubt well-educated and highly expressive individuals is even more disgusting and pathetic. I guess I was wrong to ‘expect better’. Some people are clearly just as ignorant and incapable of viewing ‘the other’ as fellow human beings as the illiterate Little Englanders we deride here – it’s just such a shame that they’re kidding themselves they’re any better.
And cry me a river with the self-righteous mewling about her being a massive racist and upsetting the whole of India or whatever. I found her comments unacceptable and appalling, but you know and I know that at the time you were thinking, just as I did that ‘this wouldn’t have caused as much offense if the pathetic tabloid rags had made such a big deal of it’. What’s truly tragic about Goody’s racism is that she’s actually mixed-race – it speaks volumes about how unbelievably shit and ignorant far too many people’s upbringings are. Some might see that as yet another reason why she’s beyond the pale – I just find it sad. I don’t get what’s with trying to suggest I’m somehow racist myself just by not wanting Goody to die; that’s the kind of illogical reasoning I would’ve been embarrassed to come out with at primary school! And yes, we’ve all had tragedy in our lives – I’m named after a Holocaust Survivor (Black Lesbian in a Wheelchair was a bold name choice for 1920s France, but heyho) and I can’t see much difference between all this stuff about it being good about Jade dying so she can’t spawn more pikey kids, etc., and the Nazi rhetoric about ‘subhumans’. Except it’s written in English, of course. And is, seemingly, ‘ironic’.
How ridiculous is it to rant about Goody milking the tabloids for every penny, before and after her diagnosis, yet then going on about her being dolescum leaching off the state, etc.?! She isn’t that precisely because she gets a lot of money pimping herself out to the media and also has held down full-time jobs since she reached fame in BB2, including having her own business. And she’s milking the media now to get as much money as she can to leave her children so they won’t have an upbringing like hers. I mention this not because I could give a shit about her or what she’s done, but because if you’re going to be so awful about someone you really shouldn’t humiliate yourself by not knowing anything about your subject.
Oh, and one last thing – far from being a ‘Heat’ or ‘Hello’ reader, as you seem to think is the height of patronising hilarity, my favourite author is Dennis Cooper (Google him, twats), so it’s not exactly like I’m a morality-obsessed sentimentalist. Sad that people think that if you’re not heartless and sick then you have to be a weak, pathetic hypocrite controlled by media-created boohoo voyeurism. I thought black & white, ‘if you’re not with us, you’re against us’ brainfarting is what we come here to mock, not participate in.
Erm, I wrote quite a lot. Soz.
Golly!
You did. Well said.
Oh dear, didn’t realise that link was still there!
hmmm, and then we read in the press a whole article on how jade has had a special drugs pouch made in her wedding dress – so someone nearby holding them for her just wouldn’t do? you mis-read my point on her being dole scum – but then you also promoted me to rank of gruppen fuhrer in the SS so no big suprise there.
Much as you’d like to lable me as a eugenicist, you again made up entirely what you wanted to read in the thread, unfortunately there was no – kill all unemployed pikeys in a gas chamber thread. I mearly stated that someone who continually shoves her pikey fuck tard being into the public eye, purely on the basis of being so racist and so pikey that the public find her amusing, will soon come to an end. And for that, I for one am glad.
Now why don’t you and Dennis Cooper go organise a mass sympathy wank for Jade – ( I love that you shared your favourite author with the group, it makes you sound so Mrs disgruntled from middle England)
You certainly did.
And unlike some posters on this site I actually took the time to read and digest what you said and what you meant when you said it instead of just projecting my own preconceived notions and prejudices onto it and labelling you an inhuman piece of shit.
You make some good points but you also again completely misrepresent what others have posted in order to support your argument that you somehow hold the moral highground over the rest of us fucktard tossers.
However I will now admit defeat. From now on when posting on this site I will only take the piss out of those people that you have decided it is morally and ethically acceptable to take the piss out of. Nor will I hold any personal views that you disagree with. To facilitate this please take the time to post a list of persons and topics you find acceptabel each morning and I will adhere to it.
Thank you.
Re-reading what I wrote, I realise I went a bit hysterical. I’d had the shittest day at work known to mankind, I’m coming down with a cold and I was really tired. I should have just kept it concise and said: I think you’re a cunt for being glad someone’s dying and me finding that tasteless doesn’t automatically make me a sentimental, humourless hypocrit. I’ve given up trying to get you to grasp the not-very-subtle-subtlety that not being heartless does not automatically equal being a thick, tear-jerked middle-Ingerlander.
Incidentally, I don’t think Dennis Cooper would like to wank with a woman, but hey ho. I might sound like Mrs Disgruntled, but at least my way of looking at the world doesn’t out-HYS HYS…
It’s like a BabyBel but more people prefer to eat them.
Fucking hangover-induced sausage fingers…
gay men are allowed to wank with women too you know – god you are so narrow minded and prejudiced
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your entire diatribe was in vain, i’ve already said i’m a cunt, but i’ll still not shed a tear for the death of a pikey trout like jade.
chuck a bone down to us morally barren cunts from that moral high ground of yours when you are done with your cold
i’ll try and not necro this thread higher up the page, but I doubt I will manage to with hold my hate filled bile when the pikey fuck pig does her hour long documentry celebrity cancer patient x-factor wedding strictly on ice.
kisses
Fucko: I’m disappointed. I used to think you were quite good. I thought you were one of these ridiculously provocative dead-baby joke things just out to be offensive, and that it was quite funny at times. Now you’ve gone all serious, well, not only do you look like a callous snobbish prick, you’ve also failed as a clown.
Fan club:
Christ, this is the most HYSish thing I’ve ever come across on SYB. Stare into the abyss for too long, and some cunt will climb out and want to be your friend. You claim to hate morons of all classes, but just one look at this post and you can see you’re not finding these hateful morons in your local suburbs, queueing for fair-trade coffee in Waitrose.
All the classic symptoms of HYSism are there. Contempt for the underclasses? Check. Overwhelming sense of superiority? Check. Considering the extension of any “universal right” to other people to be a personal attack on him and his rights? Check. Fury that on saying something cuntish or prejudiced that he’s called up for being cuntish or prejudiced? Check. Defining anything short of complete foaming rage at your enemies as defending them, and then equating that with supporting them? Check. And my personal favourite: Posting a furious, hate-filled rant on a subject and then claiming you couldn’t care less? You’ve even ticked that little box. If you could just accuse Nelson of censoring your views because he’s a self-hating Marxist enthralled to pro-Jade Goody political correctness, you’d have a full house.
Remember SYB is not about fuming hatred of racist idiots. SYB is about mocking the self-satisfied, armchair revolutionaries who can’t resist airing their ill-informed opinions and are offended that the government hasn’t made them Lifelong Minister for Common Sense yet. Jade Goody is a racist idiot and plays the shameless sleb-plugging game for a living, but she lacks the furious self-importance and persecution complex of a true HYSer. She was a little indiscrete on national television, in an environment where she had no ability to express opinions privately. That’s not the same as desperately wanting the world to hear and worship every idiotic opinion you express because ONLY YOU KNOW HOW ANYTHING WORKS.
@BLWC – This is a little abstract but…
the office pest has just been round drumming up sponsorship for Red Nose Day. I said sure, put me down for “X” amount. It would seem this was higher than average and she then started squawking about it. Now I look like a smug cunt, showing off with my charity (and for some reason, I FEEL like a smug cunt) I didn’t do it for recognition. I didn’t want a pat-on-the-head badge from dim-witted Office Pest.
Iago said,
“For when my outward action doth demonstrate
The native act and figure of my heart
In complement external, ’tis not long after
But I will wear my heart upon my sleeve
For daws to peck at. I am not what I am.”
Here, Here, say I. (excepting that Iago was a 5 star fucker, but no matter.)
If you say jump, I sit.
)
If you say, “Poor Old Jade, eh?” I’ll say, “Up y’bum.”
If you say, “I care and need to see that you do too.” My reply will be ugly.
(I sound like Shylock now!) If you tickle me! Do I not laugh?
But that does not mean I have shown you my heart and most certainly not my heart-of-hearts (now Hamlet! Aggrrhh Make it stop!)
As for knowing what I feel about Jade…
“You cannot, if my heart were in your hand;
Nor shall not, whilst ’tis in my custody.”
I am not what I am. I am a jokey caricature on a jokey website. Chill.
Oh but I do. But for some reason you always seem to find more hateful racist fucktards in the sink estates – or at least more vocal, noticeable ones. It’s one thing for Mr & Mrs Prim to post their contemptible opinions on HYS, it’s quite another to have them screamed at you from a gang of “pikey charva youths” as you walk home.
Guilty your honour. I grew up in one of the worst sink estates of the North East. I spent 5 years barely existing on the dole in Thatcher’s 80′s. And when I finally found a job working 24 hour shifts for £1.95/hour I worked fucking hard to get the hell out and make a better life for myself. I never – NEVER – go back there and I have nothing to do with anyone I grew up with.
And yes, if I’m honest, I do have some contempt for the underclass that’s developed that’s more than content to live their lives on state benefits than to better themselves and the world around them.
I think you’re reading in things that aren’t there. Perhaps the “superiority” is a side effect of the underclass contempt?
Nope. The point of my post was that I found it ironic that people who jump at the chance to deride HYS fucktardery change their tune when others do exactly that to a person who is the epitome of HYS fucktardiness but who just happens to have terminal cancer.
If anything I would think it was BL’s labelling of me as an inhuman shit for not thinking or feeling the same way she did as being more in line with that accusation.
Hmmm. Maybe half-right…
Yes, I came on a bit strong. Probably due to my exasperation that people were advocating all kinds of cuntishness should be forgiven just because someone is ill or has kids. However, my personal dislike of Ms Goody aside I genuinely do not give a rat’s fart whether she lives or dies. I do however object to being subjected to her by every media imaginable until her inevitable “Queen of Hearts” style televised funeral procession and subsequent sainthood. So that was more exasperation than hate.
She conducted a systematic campaign of racist bullying, intimidation and abuse – and encouraged 2 others to do the same – against someone who’s only crime was to be a “forrun Paki”. To define that as being “a little indiscreet” is almost analogous to calling Hitler’s genocide of the Jews “a bit of a marketing cock-up”
But that’s now party of the mythology of “Saint Jade” I’m afraid – people have blotted out how foul her actions actually were in that incident or now just view it through rose tinted specs as “Jade being Jade”
Thanks Alex. I was starting to doubt myself but it’s good to know that others have realised that too.
@Alex
yeah we all sell out in the end, clown work wasn’t paying so I got a job as a snob, i’m milking it for all i can get, except I can’t get hold of max clifford, he is organising a “i’m a celebrity tumor, get me out of jades kebab” competition.
Alex, I think I’m a little bit in love with you. Although you said what I wanted to say better than me, curse you!
It’s a shame certain people STILL can’t grasp that not being glad someone is dying does not mean that me, you and the others on here who also found the Jade comments distasteful and unnecessary do not expect anyone else to care about Jade – and do not necessarily care much about her ourselves – but just don’t really like the uber-HYS bile being written here about her and that does not automatically mean we must be group-booking our train tickets early so as to get the best position at the barricades at the no-doubt Princess Diana-stylee funeral of St Jade when the inevitable happens. Remember – if we don’t want to dance on her grave then we might as well get a tattoo of her face on our chests, with a curlicued inscription reading ‘allways in our harts, RiP’. By not revelling in her terminal diagnosis, we are obviously hysterical with grief at our beloved Jade’s illness and clearly defending and supporting her past and present actions, lifestyle and personality and can’t get enough of the mawkish press overload about her upcoming clog-popping.
THERE CAN BE NO MIDDLE GROUND ON THIS VITAL ISSUE!
PS Are you loving the irony of someone who pours forth acres of spiteful glee about a chav dying so as not to propagate more apparently subhuman chavs then trying to suggest that any other reaction to Jade’s racism on Sleb BB being akin to The Final Solution or similar must be a Nazi apologist themself?
Priceless.
PPS I possibly lied about that big ‘un being my last comment on the subject. Ahem.
Oh, for fuck’s sake – Cod-on Clown has just been on News 24 going on about how they’re letting her bloke off his bail restrictions for the wedding night, as the ‘whole nation’ feels for them. Even though we have established that I am Jade’s no. 1 fan, that is shitting ridiculous.
Oh FFS…
BL – will you *please* stop confusing me with that other bloke?
I’M the one who genuinely DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK IF SHE LIVES OR DIES – look back at my previous posts, even in the very first one I state that I’m not “revelling” at her death but neither do I find it a tragedy.
It was the other fella who posted that her death would at least prevent her breeding more little Jadettes to sponge off the state…
I don’t care about her death. And I don’t care whether other people care about her death or not – they can do whatever they like as long as they don’t expect me to join in. As I have said all along I’m just utterly exasperated that people are suddenly buying into the “St Jade” crap and accusing anyone who doesn’t “empathise” with her situation of being a monster.
I never typed any of my previous posts with “spiteful glee” – only mounting exasperation (and at one point annoyance at being called an inhuman piece of shit for no good reason other than having a different POV to someone else – although we both admit we typed things in the heat of the moment so I’ve no hard feelings about that now) but if my posts were misperceived in that way it’s down to the medium of the internet.
As for the Shilpa incident: yes, I was horrified and appalled at what I saw the time and still am to an extent now. It was racism and bullying and intimidation of the worst kind that reduced a grown woman to tears. Dismissing it as a “little indiscretion” or trying to spuriously claim that “she never actually hurt anyone” is tantamount to condoning or even approving her actions – at the very least it’s equivalent to tacitly accepting them. But you’re all intelligent people and you’re all entitled to your own opinions on the matter.
It’s a shame you missed the point about me using a deliberately over the top analogy to (a) highlight the gap between what actually happened and its dismissal as “a little indiscretion” and (b) make an obviously failed attempt at humour. But hey – if you want to think I’m a Nazi apologist then knock yourself out.
Now, I’m bored talking about Jade Goody so let’s get back to business – that Topsy’s a cunt, isn’t he…?
JG Fan Club – thanks for that wonderful blast of nostalgia that your comments about working 57 hours a minute during the entire cretaceous period for one single ha’penny left me with. As I started to hear the old Hovis ad music in my mind, I was transported back to my teens in the 80s, where such gems about pulling one’s self up by one’s bootstraps and if I can do it, there’s no excuse for anyone else not to and if they don’t then they are the scum of the earth, etc., etc. were everywhere. In Thatcher’s government. Yep, the Tory party sure knew how to make excuses for creating a mindset that the underclasses were less than human and deserved absolutely zero sympathy as all their faults and problems were all their own doing, due to their innate inferiority. Come to think of it, I still hear a lot of that crap on a webpage nowadays. It’s called Have Your Say – have you heard of it?
Eeeh, I’d make a joke about pulling on me DMs and listening to a bit of The Cure for the full retro bad old days effect, but I already do that, so now I’ve depressed myself. Though not as much as all the chip-on-shoulder nastiness coming from your direction does.
JG FC – apologies for lumping you in with Fucko. I should have just focused on your own brand of cuntiness and not tarred you with the same brush (are we even allowed to say that anymore in this hellish Zionist NuliarBore socialist-fascist state?). I am also bored of Jade and the Jade issue, both on here and in ‘real life’. One thing I think we can all agree on is despairing of the hypocritical and maudlin press hysteria surrounding her current situation… which makes it ironic and maddening that we’re all going on about it on here.
Topsy is indeed a proper cunt. I also greatly dislike Daily Mail readers. How about you?
Never claimed to be perfect Bit, old son. I lived through it and got the fuck out of it and yes, hand on heart, I do feel a bit superior to those who prefer to see benefits as a way of life and live that life by choice. Not everyone on benefits is there by choice but I’m not stupid enough to deny that there are those who are. I work in a Jobcentre and I see both every day: the majority who genuinely want to work and improve their lives (and who I work bloody hard to help) and the large, growing minority who just want to play the system and “live off the Nash”.
In addition to feeling superior to those who make that choice I also love my kids, support the Cats Protection League, the Samaritans and Macmillan Cancer Relief (feel free to make a smug remark about “doing it for charridee” mate), I can’t stand the taste of onions or garlic and get offended with people who breathe their foul food fumes all over me, and I hate and detest any form of bullying or racism. I’m a person. Just that. Not perfect. With my own likes, dislikes, opinions and things I just don’t give a fuck about. Oh, and I don’t support any political party as I think they’re all as bad as each other.
Sorry I depressed you.
Actually, no I’m not. Your opinion of me is one of those things I don’t give a fuck about.
BL – feel free to rip the merciless piss out of me for my own cuntiness any time you like, I’ll look forward to it…
And I dislike most newspaper readers. I buy one newspaper a week, the local Evening Chronicle, and I only use that to line the cat’s litter tray.
JGFC – that’s not fair, I’ve warmed to you a bit now. Now I know you work in a Jobcentre, everything has become clear. I lasted a week working in one when I was much younger. It was the woman telling me I was an ‘interfering, up-myself paedo cunt’ when I tried to stop her kids shitting in the corner that did for me.
But you don’t say anything back. Then all the way home, you’re trying to think of something witty you could have said if you hadn’t been so scared of getting knifecrimed for it. So you go on SYB, to see some other plebs get mocked. But then you can sort of identify with them a little bit (except on racial issues of course, the underclasses are so irrational and prejudiced), so you need something stronger. What you need is some website where they take someone common as muck who was a bit of a toss-piece once, and make fun of them for being common as muck and ill. Then you get upset when better, funnier websites aren’t entirely filled with people as angry as you. Is that how it goes?
More classic HYS. Why are the self-appointed self-made-men always so self-righteous?
Probably. Though the stuff you said about “narrow-minded, peurile, illiterate, racist, charver bigotry of moronic fuckwits who seem to think they have a universal right to inflict their pathetic, offensive shitspunk views on everybody else via the public forum of the internet”, “the universal right to inflict her rabidly obnoxious mental shitspunk all over us” and “having this living, breathing argument for compulsory abortions for the unemployed underclass inflicted upon it.” is the classic HYS conception of rights. The morons on HYS do not “inflict” their cretinous opinions on you or anyone else. You have to actively go on the website to read them. You, in fact, actually visit a website dedicated to actively seeking out the most moronic and offensive. If Jade Goody has “inflicted” her presence on you by simply being on telly, it’s because you were too stupid, lazy or enthralled to change the channel.
Rubbish. On Speak You’re Branes, we take stupid, offensive things people have said, and mock the stupid, offensive things for their stupidity and offensiveness, occasionally speculating from their opinions and prose style what the stupid, offensive authors might be like in person. We don’t take stupid, offensive people and mock them for terminal illnesses. People who post on HYS ask for their views to get attention. So it’s funny when they get it. Nobody asks for cancer. If you can’t see that, you’re just another one of these weird right-wingers or pseudo-liberals who think the only point of political, moral and philosophical debate is to divide the world into good people and bad people.
Her kids are probably having a fairly hard time. What was it they said to offend you? Or are you with Fucko on this, and they’re two little pikey slaps in the face for Charles Darwin and thus deserve all the bereavement they can get.
So what you’re trying to say is that the celebrity-based press is crass, superficial, tasteless and hypocritical, and fucks you off a bit. I’m sorry but I just can’t see where you’re coming from on this.
Yeah, she was a bit of a shit. But she was not the most racist, the most offensive or the most sadistic by a long stretch. If I remember rightly, Jo O’Whatshername and Danielle Lloyd were far worse. Jade Goody seemed to get most of the rap for it because the kind of twats who spend their pitiful lives enraged at the TV and famous people hated her already.
Alright, so “being Jade” is no defence, and I don’t think anyone on SYB has expressed that opinion. What you need, son, is a sense of perspective. Let me ask you, which is worse: a short-lived, low-level bullying campaign with some racial overtones, for which the key perpetrators later apologised, or terminal cancer of the genitals? I’ll let you have a while to think about that.
Ah, the classic “Look at me, I have job x so I know what I’m talking about and therefore must be right” line, then “Look at all the good things I do, I can’t be a hateful turd” to complete the combo. One-two. Great stuff.
The only thing this thread tells me is that the left is still chronically addicted to savage in-fighting. So fuck Jade Goody, cos none of you will ever meet her and everything you say here means shit all to her.
The real conclusion of this thread is… the only thing you lot like more than a really good belly laugh is landing the knock-out punch in a furious political brawl.
Me too!
If you think this thread is indicative of any political position, you haven’t even learned that much.
…and Kelvin swings the famous clunking fist that has seen off so many opponents in the past, but he’s over reached and it is a simple matter for Peculiar to side step it and plant a couple of cheeky little jabs in his ribs.
You know, I read that curmudgeonly old bilesack Charlie Brooker’s Grauniad article about crisps the other day.
(What?! I hear you ask. Has the grumbling whingeflapped misanthropist sold out? Writing puff-pieces for the same deep-fried snack manufacturers that are single-handedly turning the nation into a mass of blubbery spheroids by ramming their hypercalorific filth down the throats of a generation of couch-tied reality-docu-soap-loving thought vacuums?)
I only mention it because one of my colleagues has just brought a packet of the offending articles into the office. And Brooker’s right, they do taste like shit.
I vote we burn down Lineker’s house. I demand recompense for this crime against my tastebuds.