Comments on: Smells Like Teen Logic

By: Kelvin

Kelvin — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 11:17:32 +0000

Perhaps you’ve smelled the product in question? They avoided the chip fat and tears but there’s a distinct overtone of broken dreams and unenthusiastic intercourse.

By: Alex

Alex — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:43:56 +0000

I have a lot of respect for perfumiers. I mean, think of the genius who had to come up with Kerry Katona’s signature scent. They had to consider the fundamental abstract notions of Katona-ness, distill them into a chemical form, and manage to make the result not smell like chip fat and tears.

Why does the phrase “mentally hilarious ex-girl band jizz-puppet” come to mind when I read this?

By: DonkeyWan

DonkeyWan — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 13:07:45 +0000

It’s very easy mock, but a lot of thought has gone into the selection of three weeks as a deadline. The underlying mathematics are astonishing. Considerations like total savings, number of savers, daily withdrawal limits, number of cash machines, time spent waiting in line etc. all of these will have been factored in, it isn’t like he just snatched that figure out of thin air you know.

By: David San

David San — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 12:23:56 +0000

This stream of consciousness is from HYS ‘How have you been saving money during the recession?’

Lock yourself away for months at a time. But this idea is for beginners. True masters of this practice can window shop without spending and go into a supermarket & look around for an hour and walkout itemless. I do it all the time. Never shop in one place but don’t travel 10 extra miles for the sake of buying a litre of milk elsewhere.

Sit in your house all day or half of the day & drink coffee and watch the news 10 times over. Takes your mind off buying.

Don’t smoke.

Nick, UK

By: Kowalski

Kowalski — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 12:13:36 +0000

“I’m afraid Her Majesty’s ctizens are a bit more cute than that nowadays, comrade.”

Topsy is well wrong there,it is Her Majesty’s(gawd bless’er) KITTENS that are a bit more cute-she has a lovely collection of brown & white fluffy ones stashed away in one of the tops rooms of Buck House…Phil drinks their blood each night to keep himself alive

So there you go…proof (if it were needed) that Topsy is a cunt

By: Tonymac

Tonymac — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 08:42:22 +0000

Heh, that reminds me of the old pisstake on the Paperclip assistant in Word, etc.

“Hi, it looks like you’re trying to form a reasonably cogent argument to post on HYS. Do you want me to:

- save you the bother and post a blinkered xenophobic world view with less tolerance than a room full of Mosleys?
- completely fuck up the spelling and grammar, rendering your post less readable and even less fun than the Bumper Book of Contract Clauses?
- leave you alone while you save the world one crusty keystroke at a time?”

What would happen if we all took our money out on one day, then deposited it back again the following day? Would that teach anyone any lessons?

By: Shir Sean Connery

Shir Sean Connery — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 01:59:34 +0000

That’sh MY language, pal.

By: Nakagawa

Nakagawa — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:03:23 +0000

When that Netherlandsh Lottery win comesh in I’ll be quidsh in.

you shpeek my languich!

By: Bit Special

Bit Special — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:43:48 +0000

I’m warming to Topsy – when was the last time Cod-on Clown told the populace they were adorable?

By: Dr Feelgood

Dr Feelgood — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 20:17:24 +0000

I can offer 5 cowrie shells to 1 shiny pebble. Commission free and buy-back guarantee.