Quickly Disapear as the Die of Overdoses
By AlexThanks to Michael. Should ecstasy be downgraded? Wombat is concerned that druggies may not have brought enough for everybody.
As there are enough legal drugs (drink and fags). I would be all for anyone found in possesion of any ilegal drug made to take the lot.
Dealers would very quickly disapear as the die of overdoses
wombat
Is this one of those things, like with the spider webs, but with internet comments? Where we’re shown a series of increasingly frazzled trainwrecks and have to guess whether their creators were on LSD, crack or Araldite? But then it turns out it was something surprising like caffeine and we have a good long think about the artificial line we’ve drawn between legal and illegal drugs?
26 Responses to “Quickly Disapear as the Die of Overdoses”
It’s also a great way to stop knifecrime. Anyone caught in possession of a knife has to eat it.
Forget knife crime, let’s stop people peeing in swimming pools.
You wee in the pool, you’ve got to drink it all. See how you feel then, evil pool weeing person.
this brave new sentencing proposal somewhat falls apart in fraud trials though…
New government anti-drugs campaign: Do you dare to throw THE DIE OF OVERDOSES?
One in six drug takers will end up dead in a public toilet, drowned in various bodily fluids. Throw a four and you’ll be crushed by Jacqui Smith falling off a horse…
Sorry, hopped on the wrong train of thought. All change please.
Not to mention as a deterrent for murder…
Although that might make some people more likely to consider it.
I like this proposal of being forced to ‘eat your crime’. Knifecrime you eat all knives (and other cutlery), drug crime you eat all your drugs, if you’re a dirty immygrunt then you have to eat british jobs.
Oh no they’re already doing that!!!! aren’t they!!!!!!!
Dare I even mention necrophilia?
(I so dared.)
But if I bought the sodding drugs, I was probably going to neck the lot anyway. Don’t want to take them in a police station though. That might bring down my high. Maybe you could cop a plea bargain, whereas you admit your guilt and they then whisk you off to an aircraft hanger with a really good sound system, disco lights and dry ice. You then have to take the drugs in front of the judge and jury. And then they take theirs, and everybody dances their tits off. If the judge wears his/her fancy robes and wig, that will be really trippy. I can’t see that this would be in any way detrimental to the dignity of the courts.
It’s another incentive to practice bestiality too. At least with cows, maybe not so much dogs.
What if the drug was stolen/counterfeit Viagra? Not sure if I’d want to be near a crim who’d had to scoff the lot.
oops
At least such a method could help to curb teenagers binge drinking in the streets.
Wait a minute…
That sounds fair, although, because society is entirely to blame for all this moral decay the dealers should be made to share large amounts with passersby. That sounds suspiciously like communism unfortunately, so said passersby should offer financial renumeration.
Under Wombat’s proposed policy/brain fart, would Mark and Nicky Webster have to now regurgitate abused children?
Can I watch?
Maybe it already exists, are fat people really just people caught shoplifting in a pie shop?
Does this make Prescott a criminal?
Hang on a minute! There is one infraction where ‘eat your crime’ is actually the optimal punishment. I refer of course to those inconsiderate bastards who let their dogs shit all over the pavement.
would work well in poisoning cases too. been ages since we had a good poisoning, except old Shipman of course, and the Ricin terroretards of a few years back.
prescott is known to be subject to a nation wide ban on Greggs bakeries
Surely you would have to force the dog to eat the shit, and then the owner would be forced to cook and eat their own beloved pooch.
Still sounds like a plan; however, how does the “eat your crime” punishment apply to prostitution, I wonder?
…or indecent exposure?
How about Customs? ‘You’ve been convicted of trying to smuggle 12 tonnes of cocaine into Britain. Here’s your standard issue police razorblade and mirror.’
Has he learnt nothing from the NHS? If he tries to use poetic justice to eradicate drug dealers, all we’ll end up with is a superpowered strain of poetic justice-resistant drug dealers.
I had a die of overdose once. If you want a laugh, put it in a bag of holding.
@dirigible – fucking hell, how much acid have you dropped??? did the police catch you with a shit load?
I’m all for promoting more sadism, bestiality & necrophilia and think everyone should give them a go at least once.
Or am I just flogging a dead horse…?