Comments on: +2 Figleaf Of Humanitarianism

By: Lee Mueller

Lee Mueller — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 20:40:18 +0000

Yeah, why so mad, Chris? This is about the right tone for Thom to take with those two children.

By: Zakary Odom

Zakary Odom — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 02:56:53 +0000

16 years old and she\’s already sharing her \”private\” moments with us? Well, aren\’t we happy!!! What 16 year old has private moments enough to write a book?????? What\’s wrong with this picture??

By: biscuits

biscuits — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 16:18:06 +0000

I am a useless drunk splurging my thinks on the internet.

best phrase in this entire thread.

By: Kelvin

Kelvin — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 11:06:57 +0000

The whole “if I’m right” thing has gone only been going a small way, but that’s already way too far.

The whole point of “if I’m right” is that that phrase was never the joke. The joke is the atrocious contrived animal pun you use before it. The whole reason I never wanted anyone to use it outside that comment thread – and said as much – was because I knew there would be a torrent of Captain Joketaculars thinking that tacking it onto the end of any old shit would magically make it funny. And I’m always right.

For some reason, I read that as “nothing makes me feel like punching the witty people this site caters to twenty or thirty times”. Freudian slip of the mind, perhaps.

Or psychic tendencies.

By: Brown_Out_plzplzplz

Brown_Out_plzplzplz — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 10:27:47 +0000

“When I went to stay with my French Exchange friend 600000000 yrs ago when I was at school, her mum told me she’d got me an ‘English’ breakfast food to make me feel at home – quacker rats. It wasn’t until she showed me the box that I realised she meant ‘Quaker Oats’.

Koekje eter – eet smakelijk!”

Everything about this post made me laugh – thank you!

By: koekje eter

koekje eter — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 08:54:09 +0000

Err, dat vasj der joke man – chill!

I just wasn’t expecting any Dutch speakers here. Yup, way over my head.

dank je wel een beetje speciaal

By: Dr Feelgood

Dr Feelgood — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 08:48:25 +0000

Whaddya mean can’t pronounce the word they fuckin INVENTED it!!

Err, dat vasj der joke man – chill! English speakers have mangled the Dutch word ‘koekje’, and then laugh at forruners pronounciations, do you see? Was it too subtle? Oh never mind…

By: Bit Special

Bit Special — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 01:57:46 +0000

When I went to stay with my French Exchange friend 600000000 yrs ago when I was at school, her mum told me she’d got me an ‘English’ breakfast food to make me feel at home – quacker rats. It wasn’t until she showed me the box that I realised she meant ‘Quaker Oats’.

Koekje eter – eet smakelijk!

By: koekje eter

koekje eter — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 23:51:55 +0000

the Dutch can’t pronounce ‘cookies’ properly – so there is hope.

Whaddya mean can’t pronounce the word they fuckin INVENTED it!!

By: Dr Feelgood

Dr Feelgood — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 22:29:27 +0000

I fucking love it when second-language English speakers try to say, “Biscuits” but pronounce it “Bee-squits”.

Maybe just watching ‘Allo Allo’ isn’t giving sufficient exposure to the hilarious variety of funny ways in which forruners talk. Have you tried ‘Mind Your Language’ as well?

But don’t worry, the Dutch can’t pronounce ‘cookies’ properly – so there is hope.