Permanently Bewildered20 Feb 2009 09:40 am
By Nelson

This is what’s wrong with the BBC’s comment system.

The command and control approach is a key tenet of socialism. We have speed and CCTV cameras everywhere, the threatening DVLA and TV licensing adverts(It’s all in the database), councils spying on local residents, and that’s all quite apart from the erosion of civil liberties highlighted by Stella Rimington.
It’s interesting to note that Labour now refers to itself as a ‘Democratic Socialist’ party on its website, proof that they
have reverted to type…
fair to middl eng, Middle England, United Kingdom

How stupid do you have to be to think that Labour are socialist democrats? I guess you have to be so fucking gullible that you’ll believe what you read on the Labour website. Quite an effort in credulity. But this dullard manages it. As if this level of idiocy wasn’t enough, he/she raises the bar again by seeming to believe that democracy and socialism are something to be feared. I guess that’s fair enough if you’re after a right-wing dictatorship.

Anyway, the real problem with the BBC comments system is the range of options you’re now presented with. You’re left with a choice between clicking “Recommend this comment” or else stepping away from the computer and banging your face on the wall for a few minutes. There’s no button for “This is bollocks”, “I can’t believe there are people this gullible and stupid in the world” or “I pity the confused, angry, cat penis that wrote this”. Even the Daily Mail manages to provide both “Thumbs Up” and “Thumbs Down” buttons. The end result of all this is that browsing the BBC’s “Have Your Say” forums makes reading the Daily Mail seem like reading the Socialist Worker. Left-wing bias my fat fucking arse.

32 Responses to “Friday Rant”

  1. on 20 Feb 2009 at 10:06 am Mr Cat

    cant we jsut laguh at teh stupisd?

  2. on 20 Feb 2009 at 10:09 am Pigeon

    @Mr Cat – Yes. Yes we can…

  3. on 20 Feb 2009 at 10:32 am Dr Feelgood

    The trouble with the Daily Stürmer Comments is that anybody who makes a remark anything less than advocating the instant death/flogging/deportation of the ‘other’ is afflicted by a blizzard of thumbs down. There was a fine example yesterday with the story on whether an actor playing Al Jolson in the West End was right to not wear blackface.

    After some considered debate, they have agreed to bring back the Jim Crow laws, all expenses paid trips on the Middle Passage and free manacles.

  4. on 20 Feb 2009 at 10:32 am Brown_Out_Plz

    Great stuff guys!!!!

  5. on 20 Feb 2009 at 10:33 am Rotwatcher

    Nto to meniton the pisissed

  6. on 20 Feb 2009 at 10:34 am Hacksaw Jim Duggan

    Anyone else giggle at the name ‘Rimington’?

    Just me then.

  7. on 20 Feb 2009 at 10:37 am Brown_Out_Plz

    If anyone wants to bait the lovely contributors of HYS into reading this site and responding, the moderators let you happily display this site’s URL in the location section. It is probably one of the few relief’s they get.

  8. on 20 Feb 2009 at 10:47 am Brown_Out_Nao_Plz?

    http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/thread.jspa?messageID=5927153&edition=1&ttl=20090220104407&start=315&#5927153

    YES!!! 6 recommendations. Watch out Cameron, I AM THE REAL FUCKING OPPOSITION.

  9. on 20 Feb 2009 at 11:11 am Kelvin

    If anyone wants to bait the lovely contributors of HYS into reading this site and responding, the moderators let you happily display this site’s URL in the location section. It is probably one of the few relief’s they get.

    All the regular twats know about this place already.

  10. on 20 Feb 2009 at 11:41 am Browns_Out

    Bollocks, looks like I missed the bandwagon.

  11. on 20 Feb 2009 at 11:41 am Bit Special

    We need to take this man seriously about the Social Democrat thing – he’s clearly seen the top secret master plans to create gulags for people who don’t recycle or who let their kids drink Sunny D (I personally agree with this). And the name ‘fair to middle eng’ is a creation of sublime comedy punning and as such we should pay his/her ideas a lot of…. no, I can’t type any more with a straight face. Worra twat!

    HJD – you’re not alone in your Rimington giggles. I work with someone whose surname is Fuchs. The hilarity is never-ending.

  12. on 20 Feb 2009 at 11:53 am Dr Feelgood

    I used to work with an American surnamed ‘Wankmeister’ and an Indian lady with the first name ‘Mingita’.

    Both true (you couldn’t make it up, etc.)

    Now, where is my Two Ronnies sketchbook…

  13. on 20 Feb 2009 at 12:03 pm Throbbe

    I worked with an Aussie who’s surname was Felsch-Jennyns. He asked to call him Felchy. We laughed. A lot.

    Sorry, what was the question?

  14. on 20 Feb 2009 at 12:11 pm Rich (MMATH)(oxon)

    Those Al Jolson comments are amazing. I’m waiting to see if mine gets published/heavily recommended:

    What next? A stage show of the life of Gary Glitter which doesn’t explicitly show him performing obscene acts with a ten year old?

    This PC madness has gone too far!

  15. on 20 Feb 2009 at 1:08 pm Dr Shade

    Many years ago I worked with a lady called “Teresa Green”.

    In all my dealings with her I could never quite get past the notion that her parents were complete and utter cunts for calling her that.

  16. on 20 Feb 2009 at 1:18 pm outragedofbelmarsh

    I think fairtomiddleng doesn’t know that the Labour party are pathetically attempting to label themselves as a European-style social democratic party. The only problem for them was that if they called themselves the SDP, people might start getting very confused indeed.
    After all, the SDP’s policies were far more left-wing than the Labour Party’s are today.

  17. on 20 Feb 2009 at 1:34 pm wobbegong

    Barry Brownsword and Roger Lovering were 2 employees here.

  18. on 20 Feb 2009 at 1:41 pm Hacksaw Jim Duggan

    Barry Brownsword and Roger Lovering were 2 employees here.

    That just made organic wheat grass smoothie come out of my nose.

  19. on 20 Feb 2009 at 2:31 pm Mr Cat

    All the regular twats know about this place already.

    If you go to BYB they’ve trapped John Adair there like a rabid caged racist tiger (Apparently it really is him). It’s pretty unpleasant though.

  20. on 20 Feb 2009 at 2:49 pm wringhim

    From the Al Jolson comments

    Talk about political correctness and dumbing down-we just had on Canadian TV a Brit production of Oliver Twist with a black “Nancy”(imagine the outcry if we’d had a black Bill Sikes -an unsympathetic character)-we also had a character say”up yours”-not a saying in the 19th century.We turned it off -what a pile of c**p.

    Typical PC cretins getting a black woman to play a teenage whore. I remember when I was a lad all the prostitutes were nice white girls. Crap on the other hand is proper Victorian slang.

    Also:

    No comment!
    Len, La Nucia. Spain, 19/2/2009 2:02 Click to rate Rating 9Rating nine?

  21. on 20 Feb 2009 at 3:23 pm Kelvin

    If you go to BYB they’ve trapped John Adair there like a rabid caged racist tiger (Apparently it really is him). It’s pretty unpleasant though.

    It isn’t him.

  22. on 20 Feb 2009 at 3:37 pm Dr Shade

    we also had a character say”up yours”-not a saying in the 19th century

    Yeah! And all of the characters in that BBC “Rome” series speak English not Latin, so you’ll not want to watch that either you dozy twot.

    And don’t waste your money on those Lord of the Rings films either – there’s barely a word of actual Elvish in them…

  23. on 20 Feb 2009 at 6:16 pm Keir Hardie

    Oh for the love of God why, why, do these ignorant cunts continue to refer to the British Labour party as socialist?
    why!
    It’s not like its even remotely left wing.
    Imagine if a real socialist party came along, would the HYSers just explode?
    It stretches my imagination to even picture a human being so misinformed on political theory and current political discourse.
    They must neither understand what socialism is, nor what the Labour Party today practises.
    It’s as if they are calling the Belgian Post Office a Jacobite orgainisation.
    What diseased prick did these fuckers drip off of anyway?

  24. on 20 Feb 2009 at 10:00 pm Hacksaw Jim Duggan

    Mark Thatcher’s?

  25. on 21 Feb 2009 at 10:12 am Gilbert Wham

    I work with someone whose surname is Fuchs. The hilarity is never-ending.

    My daughter has a teacher called ‘Ivana Wanky’. For reals. Even that pales into insignificance next to the fact that there is a Turkish politician called Mustafa Bumin. Scaryduck will back me up on this.

  26. on 21 Feb 2009 at 12:22 pm Unfunny Lurker A

    It isn’t him.

    It is him. http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/profile.jspa?userID=1059466
    Check out the location.

  27. on 22 Feb 2009 at 9:54 am Kelvin

    He lives in a 500 error? Compelling evidence.

  28. on 22 Feb 2009 at 9:12 pm SuperCraggs

    “can’t believe there are people this gullible and stupid in the world”

    This has been my own personal mantra now for a long time. I’m getting sick of saying it.

  29. on 23 Feb 2009 at 9:22 am Albert Muffpie

    Surely the fact that you’ve been saying it for so long is concrete reason to start believing.

  30. on 23 Feb 2009 at 1:53 pm Craftierthanyou

    @ Dr Feelgood
    “…and an Indian lady with the first name ‘Mingita’”

    Do you live in Croydon? I told someone that was my name when I was drunk once, which he found really funny, because I also told him I was a lesbian.

  31. on 23 Feb 2009 at 1:54 pm Craftierthanyou

    I was lying btw.

  32. on 27 Feb 2009 at 4:07 pm mingita

    Talk about political correctness and dumbing down-we just had on Canadian TV a Brit production of Oliver Twist with a black “Nancy”(imagine the outcry if we’d had a black Bill Sikes -an unsympathetic character)-we also had a character say”up yours”-not a saying in the 19th century.We turned it off -what a pile of c**p.

    I love how this Canadian bore has hijacked a discussion about Al Jolson to tell people about what s/he’s been watching on the telly lately. Fascinating! What time of year was it? What jumper were you wearing?