Hypocrites20 Feb 2009 04:01 pm

Not Wasting Time On The Internet

By Nelson

Thanks to Richard who found this this post among A. Kelly’s ball-achingly dull collection of over 1,200 HYS posts since April 2007.

“Should [Facebook] users have complete control over their content?”

No one owns my ‘profile’ as I don’t play the stupid game of having one…. just pointless posturing by people who should get out and get a life!
A Kelly, United Kingdom

14 Responses to “Not Wasting Time On The Internet”

  1. on 20 Feb 2009 at 4:22 pm   fucko the clown

    i’m suprised A Kelly had enough time to post on HYS being as he/she is so busy out having a life.

  2. on 20 Feb 2009 at 4:48 pm   Dr Shade

    Fuck me but he really is a dull cunt.

    Thanks a lot Nelson – just waited 15 minutes of my life reading through that bollocks.

    Mind you, the saga of his poor mate’s redundancy and marriage failure scattered throughout his posts was at least more interesting than his tedious obsession with “social engineering”

    And someone should point out to him that 1,000+ posts on an internet set equates to one fucking HUGE internet profile…

  3. on 20 Feb 2009 at 5:25 pm   Graduatecalling

    So, he goes onto websites to go on about how he has a life and doesn’t need a social profile, and then does that many comments on a website?

  4. on 20 Feb 2009 at 7:00 pm   Bloody Pedant

    Congratulations, you all got why it’s funny!

  5. on 20 Feb 2009 at 7:37 pm   Vici

    Yay for Bloody Pedant for not being stupid.

  6. on 20 Feb 2009 at 7:51 pm   Rich (MMath)(Oxon)

    Maybe they were all pointing out the bleeding obvious ironically?

    I just can’t tell on the internet anymore.

  7. on 20 Feb 2009 at 7:55 pm   Brown_Out

    “Congratulations, you all got why it’s funny!”

    Nope, your going to have to point it out to some of us. Is the clue “Political correctness gone mad”?

  8. on 20 Feb 2009 at 9:31 pm   Hootie McBoob

    Oh for fucks sake! Let’s just call a cunt a cunt!
    And A Kelly (probably brother of Matthew and Sarah!!!!1111) is a total fucking cunt.

  9. on 20 Feb 2009 at 9:57 pm   Hacksaw Jim Duggan

    Well Mr. McBoob, i’m always in favour of the appropriate use of the word cunt.

  10. on 20 Feb 2009 at 10:39 pm   Mim

    So should I avoid getting a life because the outside world contains A Kelly, or embrace society safe in the knowledge that ze never leaves HYS?

  11. on 21 Feb 2009 at 5:40 am   FrodoSaves

    Clearly the only answer is to go and live on Facebook, the only place where we are guaranteed not to run into Mr. A. Kelly. And by “on” I mean quite literally crawling bodily inside the computer, where I will be better able to pursue my pointless posturing.

  12. on 21 Feb 2009 at 12:42 pm   Hitler's Toilet Seat

    I have never heard of the internet so I would certainly never leave a comment on a discussion forum. Whatever that is.

  13. on 22 Feb 2009 at 5:59 pm   Ire

    Can you put the ‘blah’ filter back on please?

  14. on 16 Mar 2009 at 3:30 am   Completely unrelated

    On a completely unrelated point…several years back and very soon after its release, I went to the cinema to see Shakespeare in Love. The cinema was in a pretty unsavoury part of town. About 10 minutes in, a burly guy gets up, followed by his stringy girlfriend. Obviously thinking the assembled crowd deserved a comment he proclaimed loudly “Not my cup of tea, mate”. On wonders what he was expecting. The clue’s kid of in the title, mate…