Comments on: They Know About Your Jim Davidson DVD http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/02/20/they-know-about-your-jim-davidson-dvd/ A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar. Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:36:04 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Addictuas http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/02/20/they-know-about-your-jim-davidson-dvd/comment-page-1/#comment-127561 Addictuas Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:29:12 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=2282#comment-127561 this site destroys all of my faith in humanity. this site destroys all of my faith in humanity.

]]> By: Rotwatcher http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/02/20/they-know-about-your-jim-davidson-dvd/comment-page-1/#comment-126939 Rotwatcher Mon, 23 Feb 2009 10:55:23 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=2282#comment-126939 pissflaps pissflaps

]]> By: Rotwatcher http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/02/20/they-know-about-your-jim-davidson-dvd/comment-page-1/#comment-126938 Rotwatcher Mon, 23 Feb 2009 10:55:05 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=2282#comment-126938 <blockquote.Even if the government can track my credit card purchases, does anyone, the ‘ruling lizard elite’ or otherwise, give one tiny iota of a fuck whether I purchased some milk, bread and a twix from the co-op.</blockquote> Fucking student. <blockquote.Even if the government can track my credit card purchases, does anyone, the ‘ruling lizard elite’ or otherwise, give one tiny iota of a fuck whether I purchased some milk, bread and a twix from the co-op.

Fucking student.

]]> By: Funny Peculiar http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/02/20/they-know-about-your-jim-davidson-dvd/comment-page-1/#comment-126647 Funny Peculiar Sun, 22 Feb 2009 00:46:23 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=2282#comment-126647 <blockquote>This is the next step towards a global Orwellian state that David Icke has been predicting since 1990. [neworldorder]</blockquote> You reckon? Think about it... how did Icke know? Eh? How did Icke know that lizards are behind everything? He's an ultra-elegant, double-bluff. The lizards are real alright. First Icke pretends to go totally, utterly, stark, staring fruit-loops; hearing voices, purple energy, etc, etc, He acts in public like such a sad dick that only tragic, interweb loons like Neworldorder give him credit. He becomes a laughing stock. Then, he TELLS THE TRUTH! And he utterly discredits what is absolute fact because NO-ONE would want to associate themselves with someone who appears to be a cross between Sri Baba Peedo-Afro and Alan Partridge. Watch him. Watch Icke. He doesn't blink much, does he? hmmm?

This is the next step towards a global Orwellian state that David Icke has been predicting since 1990. [neworldorder]

You reckon? Think about it… how did Icke know? Eh? How did Icke know that lizards are behind everything? He’s an ultra-elegant, double-bluff. The lizards are real alright.

First Icke pretends to go totally, utterly, stark, staring fruit-loops; hearing voices, purple energy, etc, etc, He acts in public like such a sad dick that only tragic, interweb loons like Neworldorder give him credit. He becomes a laughing stock. Then, he TELLS THE TRUTH!

And he utterly discredits what is absolute fact because NO-ONE would want to associate themselves with someone who appears to be a cross between Sri Baba Peedo-Afro and Alan Partridge.

Watch him. Watch Icke. He doesn’t blink much, does he? hmmm?

]]> By: Messtim http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/02/20/they-know-about-your-jim-davidson-dvd/comment-page-1/#comment-126575 Messtim Sat, 21 Feb 2009 16:26:32 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=2282#comment-126575 J17 closed down a while back. Pity really, the problem pages were a hoot. J17 closed down a while back. Pity really, the problem pages were a hoot.

]]> By: Rod Wrongnob http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/02/20/they-know-about-your-jim-davidson-dvd/comment-page-1/#comment-126481 Rod Wrongnob Sat, 21 Feb 2009 04:28:12 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=2282#comment-126481 <blockquote>One thing I like about cash - the government can’t track exactly what you spend your money on.</blockquote> Silly cow. Doesn't she know about the fingerprint scanners that are built into all new cash registers and linked to the New Stasi database? <blockquote>single room bedsits above the launderette in Berkhamstead</blockquote> Ed Reardon = quite funny

One thing I like about cash – the government can’t track exactly what you spend your money on.

Silly cow. Doesn’t she know about the fingerprint scanners that are built into all new cash registers and linked to the New Stasi database?

single room bedsits above the launderette in Berkhamstead

Ed Reardon = quite funny

]]> By: Bit Special http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/02/20/they-know-about-your-jim-davidson-dvd/comment-page-1/#comment-126419 Bit Special Fri, 20 Feb 2009 23:10:34 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=2282#comment-126419 Yea, SYB is truly manna from misanthropic heaven (which, er, doesn't exist, which makes the manna doubly rewarding if not... confusing?). It is my favourite sneering-at-fucktards destination. I even accidentally got myself put on some weird 'person of suspicion' list with my library service when my internet was down over a weekend and I tried to access SYB there and found it was a 'blocked site' for reasons of 'promoting hatred'. You try explaining why a site called 'if you like it so much why don't you go live there' is not dodgy to a purse-faced, jobsworth Mimsy who can't even view it for themselves. And then the fucking blah filter was on! Marked down as a blinkered racist for nowt: 'epic fail', as the young 'uns might say. And yet still, still it draws me with its siren call of bitter sarcasm... Yea, SYB is truly manna from misanthropic heaven (which, er, doesn’t exist, which makes the manna doubly rewarding if not… confusing?). It is my favourite sneering-at-fucktards destination. I even accidentally got myself put on some weird ‘person of suspicion’ list with my library service when my internet was down over a weekend and I tried to access SYB there and found it was a ‘blocked site’ for reasons of ‘promoting hatred’. You try explaining why a site called ‘if you like it so much why don’t you go live there’ is not dodgy to a purse-faced, jobsworth Mimsy who can’t even view it for themselves. And then the fucking blah filter was on! Marked down as a blinkered racist for nowt: ‘epic fail’, as the young ‘uns might say.

And yet still, still it draws me with its siren call of bitter sarcasm…

]]> By: Kelvin http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/02/20/they-know-about-your-jim-davidson-dvd/comment-page-1/#comment-126417 Kelvin Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:46:08 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=2282#comment-126417 I used to have fun doing that to Capalert (I once suggested to them they should show how wholesome the Bible is by subjecting it to their own review process) but arguing with fundies gets boring very quickly. They always fall back to the same easy arguments and ignore anything that challenges their worldview. SYB keeps my enthusiasm up because I get to mock that kind of stupidity rather than having to actually engage with it. I used to have fun doing that to Capalert (I once suggested to them they should show how wholesome the Bible is by subjecting it to their own review process) but arguing with fundies gets boring very quickly. They always fall back to the same easy arguments and ignore anything that challenges their worldview. SYB keeps my enthusiasm up because I get to mock that kind of stupidity rather than having to actually engage with it.

]]> By: Bit Special http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/02/20/they-know-about-your-jim-davidson-dvd/comment-page-1/#comment-126415 Bit Special Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:36:34 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=2282#comment-126415 Kelvin, you'd enjoy* one of my favourite interwebs pastimes - I log onto mental American Fundamentalist Christian sites and ask really *innocently* inflammatory questions about their beliefs under the guise of just being a rather clueless fellow Christian who wants to be closer to 'The Lord', but doesn't understand the concepts they espouse and needs them explaining explicitly. In some responses you can even pinpoint the moment where they realise their beliefs are snookerloopy, start to panic and then get really hostile as they try to unthink the iota of logic they allowed into their tiny (non-monkey related) brains momentarily. It's a treat for all the family! It's really brought me and my partner closer together. The couple that goads cretins together, stays together. *That's presuming you don't do this sort of thing already. Kelvin, you’d enjoy* one of my favourite interwebs pastimes – I log onto mental American Fundamentalist Christian sites and ask really *innocently* inflammatory questions about their beliefs under the guise of just being a rather clueless fellow Christian who wants to be closer to ‘The Lord’, but doesn’t understand the concepts they espouse and needs them explaining explicitly. In some responses you can even pinpoint the moment where they realise their beliefs are snookerloopy, start to panic and then get really hostile as they try to unthink the iota of logic they allowed into their tiny (non-monkey related) brains momentarily. It’s a treat for all the family! It’s really brought me and my partner closer together. The couple that goads cretins together, stays together.

*That’s presuming you don’t do this sort of thing already.

]]> By: Catachresis http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/02/20/they-know-about-your-jim-davidson-dvd/comment-page-1/#comment-126414 Catachresis Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:22:43 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=2282#comment-126414 I like that "zap" is the sound government conspiracies make. I like that “zap” is the sound government conspiracies make.

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