Permanently Bewildered and Self-appointed Sages and Shit Sherlocks24 Feb 2009 09:59 am

Rotting Excrement For Deranged Retards

By Kelvin

Here’s a tricky one. Will hundreds of new fast food outlets be a good thing?. Now think carefully, because you have to preserve your aspirational-lower-middle-class snobbishness by expressing disdain for the Greasy Poor, but more jobs are a good thing, although you have to acknowledge that in a way that doesn’t give Clown & Co. any credit.

Hard question. .

More jobs…good
More fast food…bad

Cam

Four legs, Big Mac. Two legs, chicken nugget.

So when we no longer make anything and the financial sector has gone belly up we will be OK because we can all serve each other Domino’s pizzas, Kentucky buckets & Macburgers?

This is the economics of the madhouse!

Tim Joyce, Wirral, United Kingdom

Actually, I distinctly remember they sold jeans and t-shirts.

Also, I don’t understand why you’ve put “when we no longer make anything and the financial sector has gone belly up” in the future tense.

There isn’t anything wrong with not wanting to cook, most of us don’t build our own furniture or make our own clothes either. The problem with most fast food outlets is the food itself, KFC fried chicken, Big Mac & fries or Pizza Hut food is loaded with salt and saturated fat, you wouldn’t put salt into your gas tank so why would you eat this artery clogging junk? The same goes for your corner chippy. Better to look for healthier options, they are available.

[kathrn], Ontario, Canada

Excellent point, kathrn, and I hope you’re seeing the benefits of the all-petrol diet already.

It is filth made out of the cheapest ingredients for maximum profit, with loads of chemicals to make it taste less like rotting excrement for the deranged retards who eat it.

The people who make it are abused drones no better than slaves, and it has the same health benefits as stabbing your heart with a dirty pin.

How can any sane person even consider eating the filth? It should be classed as a crime against humanity to sell it to the feeble-minded feckless morons who eat it.

Sammy World

I hear it’s full of hormones that make you really aggressive too.

20 Responses to “Rotting Excrement For Deranged Retards”

  1. on 24 Feb 2009 at 10:10 am   skunkpussy

    It is filth made out of the cheapest ingredients for maximum profit, with loads of chemicals to make it taste less like rotting excrement for the deranged retards who eat it.

    The people who make it are abused drones no better than slaves, and it has the same health benefits as stabbing your heart with a dirty pin.

    How can any sane person even consider eating the filth? It should be classed as a crime against humanity to sell it to the feeble-minded feckless morons who eat it.

    Sammy World

    Wow. Did someone have their job application rejected by McDonalds?

  2. on 24 Feb 2009 at 10:15 am   chris

    That’s a dirty pin mind…

  3. on 24 Feb 2009 at 10:21 am   Killing Time

    I woke up this morning feeling slightly down, but now I’m 100% better.

    Why? Because I realised that things could be a lot fucking worse, I could live in ‘Sammy World’ for one, where Ronal McDonald and Colonel Sanders routinely try to off their customer base

  4. on 24 Feb 2009 at 10:35 am   lexluthor

    sammy world sounds like the least fun themepark ever.

  5. on 24 Feb 2009 at 10:35 am   Rodafowa

    “Rotting Excrement For Deranged Retards”

    #23 in the ongoing series, Dead Kennedys Albums From A Parallel Universe.

  6. on 24 Feb 2009 at 10:39 am   Kelvin

    #23 in the ongoing series, Dead Kennedys Albums From A Parallel Universe.

    Featuring the hit single, Too Much Of A Feeble-Minded Feckless Moron To Fuck.

  7. on 24 Feb 2009 at 10:45 am   Rich (MMath)(Oxon)

    you wouldn’t put salt into your gas tank so why would you eat this artery clogging junk?

    I wouldn’t put that analogy in my gas tank, so I don’t see why I should have to listen to it.

  8. on 24 Feb 2009 at 10:51 am   Dr Feelgood

    Sammy World is spot on and I rather like his attitude – particularly his description of the vendors and their customers.

    deranged retards

    abused drones

    feeble-minded feckless morons

    He makes his points concisely, grammatically correctly and with a diverse vocabulary. My only point of disagreement is that it should not be a crime to sell this stuff, in fact it should be compulsory. Call it free market eugenics.

    We should invite him to join the merry gathering here – he is wasted on HYS.

  9. on 24 Feb 2009 at 10:56 am   werka

    Kentucky buckets!

    I used to live near a fast food joint called Hentucky Fried Chiken. Never went in there though.

    That anecdote was brought to you by imran j.

  10. on 24 Feb 2009 at 11:51 am   Mr Cat

    Sammys World is brilliant. Because he’s new you can watch him evolve from proto-HYS rant to full on messianic vitriol. That one is probably his best post yet.

    There’s a whole thread devoted to him on ByB

    http://blahyourbranes.invisionplus.net/?mforum=blahyourbranes&showtopic=450

  11. on 24 Feb 2009 at 12:44 pm   wobbegong

    @Mr Cat – I searched for Sammys World and got a site of a leathery old bint getting her kit off

  12. on 24 Feb 2009 at 2:43 pm   Mr Cat

    This has much the same impact:

    http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/profile.jspa?userID=14430287

    The Consumer Price Inflation (CPI) measure includes new cars, air travel and caviare. It’s another scam by Nu Labour to thieve from the poor to give to the rich.

    Food inflation on staples is up 22% on last year. The price of fish is mental. It’s £7.00 for a bit of old cod.

    Nu Labour always massages the figures to thieve from the poor, elderly, sick and children, to give to the rich.

  13. on 24 Feb 2009 at 2:48 pm   arsebanana

    Would you like the rotting excrement for deranged retards meal? It comes with fries and a choice of beverage.

  14. on 24 Feb 2009 at 2:49 pm   arsebanana

    Or should that be “a choice of rotting excrement”?

  15. on 24 Feb 2009 at 3:49 pm   Kelvin

    Nu Labour always massages the figures to thieve from the poor, elderly, sick and children, to give to the rich.

    And that’s the tragedy of a socialist government for you.

  16. on 24 Feb 2009 at 3:51 pm   FrodoSaves

    Are we to assume that Kathrn (if that is her real name) is walking around with a giant goiter hugging her neck?

  17. on 24 Feb 2009 at 5:43 pm   Daley Mayle

    I think Sammy is being a little bit harsh on McDonalds’ customers. I went past one the other day and most of the retards weren’t deranged at all.

    I thank you!

  18. on 24 Feb 2009 at 6:19 pm   Mim

    stabbing your heart with a dirty pin

    I can’t stop laughing at this. And imagining the research that would lead to that statistic.

  19. on 24 Feb 2009 at 7:36 pm   Alex

    Four legs, Big Mac. Two legs, chicken nugget.

    Kelvin this is fucking genius.

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