Thanks to Dan and Judith respectively for writing in about two seemingly different, equally pointless stories. Firstly an unusually decorous reaction to a disabled kids’ TV presenter on the BNP website and then the scandal over an Oxford doctoral student being quite brainy. It’s worth remembering that Blacks, Asians, homosexuals and the disabled comprise such an insignificant proportion of British society that for one to be on BBC TV naturally after little more than eighty years is statistically impossible. This is why if anyone does better than you without looking exactly like you, you can be quite sure it’s due to interfering liberals.
Sir,
If you have young children it cannot escape your notice just how blatantly the BBC constantly push and promote multiculturalism to our receptive young.
With this in mind imagine my surprise when I sat down with my Son a few evenings ago to watch some of “The Bedtime Hour” on Cbeebies only to see two white presenters, one male and one female. The huge overrepresentation of Blacks and Asians on Children’s BBC programmes is already well documented so I was even more surprised that the lack of an “ethnic” presenter was not compensated for in another way as neither of the presenters was obviously homosexual.
This evening I noticed that the female presenter only has one arm. They can’t help themselves.
Yours faithfully
J.Davis
Portsmouth
You almost pity J.Davis for a moment. After years of him and even his children being FORCED to see black people, imagine the disappointment when his dream that the BBC might once again discriminate against people he dislikes was crushed. I can just picture the fit of rage as he tore up his Official British National Party Kids’ TV Aryan Bingo card.
She’s not intelligent – she’s just good at quizzes. It’s not like she’s invented a cure for cancer or something. The whole thing was probably fixed anyway to further some PC agenda about women being clever. Get over it – it’s just the usual media nonsense.
Roger
I tossed a coin the other day. It landed on tails, an obvious fix by anti-head extremists at the BBC. It takes a lot to be stupider than a comment on the BNP website, but you, Roger, have achieved it.
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As a female PhD student, I would like to reassure male visitors to this site that I’m only allowed to pretend to study for it because the Uni has a NuLiarbore PC quota to fill. I normally just sit round in pink dresses baking cakes and talking about kittens and shoes*. I just hope all this (fake) studying doesn’t put off a nice man from marrying me! Roger – are you single? You seem to really understand woman and you’re certainly not fooled by the media – what a superior mind you must have!
PS, Roger – I have 2 hands and everything!
*This last bit might actually be true.
Man, you made it to the papers this weekend and you came back with this?
I was at least hoping for one of the regular twats or maybe an animail fanny.
“Man, you made it to the papers this weekend and you came back with this?”
What?
But I thought that if someone wasn’t exactly the same as me, in appearance or lifestyle, then they’re not human and should not be seen – or even allowed to live?
Bit Special – I think we’ve met. Are you also into faeries and Milan Kundera?
Grabbing stuff from the BNP website is just too lazy! Surely it’s more satisfying to dig through HYS?
Devolute, it may have escaped your attention, but publishing submissions is really easy anyway.
One of the replies to J. Davis’ dribble is equally as priceless
“I happened to catch the back-end of an episode of ‘Skins’ a couple of weeks ago. What a thoroughly amoral programme our young teens are conned into believing is ‘cool’. All the Marxist propaganda tools are lauched in this series: the sexualisation of the young combined with the throwaway cheapness of sex and relationships; the aggrandisement of Africans and people from other cultures (in the episode I saw, a distinctly tatooed white man was beaten in a red-hot chilli-eating contest, as the African used his ‘black-man powers’, which gave him magical immunity); the promotion of low-cultural events over high culture, such as drum-and-bass and jungle music-based events. And then the state pretends to wonder why a child of 13 fathers another child….”
another say-haver is perpared to tolerate one-armed people on children’s TV, after all Nelson (the lord admiral Nelson, not the NuLab do-gooder blogger) was one-armed, provided they tell our kids to hate the french
Alex – no. But worryingly, I have a friend, also a PhD student, who fits that description (even though you were just being flip). Now I’m going to be eyeing the two ‘young’ Alexes (Alexs?) I know with great suspicion.
Incidentally, since when were Drum-n-Bass and Jungle part of The Communist Manifesto? And more importantly, why is J Davis such a colossal colonialist cunt?
This evening, whilst watching television, I noticed that the current Prime Minister only has one eye. I mean, holy fuck. So that’s why he’s in the job: it’s the commie pc-liberal pc-mad commie liberal multicultural liberal pc-commie agenda, gone mad. They just can’t help themselves, can they? And he’s fucking Scottish too.
Next thing you know they’ll be having their own amateur sporting competitions every 4 years or so. You couldn’t make it up.
Von Stauffenberg only had one eye and one arm – clearly shows these people should be carefully scrutinized before being put in positions of trust.
Let’s see if the BNP mods pass it.
One arm? Well I have it on good authority that Hitler only had one ball. (Goebels, my source tells me, had none at all.) So where does that leave Mr Davis’ theory?
I meant “Goebbels” of course, but you knew that already didn’t you, you Nazi-lovvin’ Commie?
Von Stauffenberg only had one eye and one arm – Dr. Feelgood
And, unbelievably, Hitler’s girlfriend was a WOMAN! If the most empowered Fascist organisation in history can’t keep the lesser groups from enforcing their, corrupt, ludicrous idealism, what hope is there?
… and I was half way through explaining to my four-year-old, Alfred, how The Protocols of The Elders of Zion specifically names Tinky-Winky as their preffered conduit for their anti-white, semitic FILTH! when, imagine my surprise, he burst into tears.
Proof of the liberal forces which are ranged against us, methinks.
Really? The man doing the bedtime hour wasn’t Black or as Gay as you please? Arse. That means it’s Andy, and he looks like he’s made out of random bits of other people cobbled together. I’m not watching again til Sid’s back – he’s Fit.
Bit Special – sometimes I think about kittens IN shoes, which is even better. Especially if the shoes are made of chocolate and handed to me on a Laura Ashley cushion by a baby.
A bit of a problem for people like J Davis and me is that, while it is quite easy to see if a presenter is black, female (although these days…) or one-armed, it is not always so easy.
For example, it is almost impossible to tell on TV whether the presenter is a closet homosexual, one-quarter Jewish or has some other concealed disability (a weak mind, undescended testicles etc). So I cannot be sure that the PC agenda isn’t being pushed on our kids even if the presenters appear normal.
Could not some system be devised to get around this by requiring these people to sew highly visible symbols to their outer clothing?
@ Brown_In
SYB got a shout in the Grauniad at the weekend.
“Incidentally, since when were Drum-n-Bass and Jungle part of The Communist Manifesto?”
Communists move with the times. The point is not that Jungle is Marxist as well as being massif, but that Jungle isn’t a bourgeous thing, and therefore it is a useful tool for the neo-Marxist.
I partly agree with the BNP poster about “Skins” because it is a pile of worthless shite. But the explanation that it exists to further a Marxist agenda is giving it way too much credit.
Somebody hasn’t discovered the gaydar website yet.
I’m feeling tainted from having been to their site. Foolishly, I was crediting the BNP mods with sufficient reptilian hind-brain to realize that my post was a piss-take. Clearly misoverestimated them.
Of course, women only go to Universities to find a Husband. fact!
“neither of the presenters was obviously homosexual”
Fool. It is the non-obvious ones you want to watch out for most. They will bum you as soon as look at you – a major problem for handsome and definitely not at all gay on any level men like me and J Davis of Portsmouth.
“Big-up me massive. De massive of de massive in dem world unite, i an i hat nothin’ fe lose but dem manacles.
Rippin, it up in a bashment stylee, dem bourgeoisie, wherhever dey has de upper hand, as put han hend fe all feudal, patriar’hal, idyllic relations. It as left remainin’ na affer nexus between i-dren and i-dren dan naked self-hinterest, dan callous cash payment. Booyaa Booyaa Jungle iz massive.
Hail dere i frien’.”
Or that’s how it read beofre bloody Engels got his grubby mits on it. Editors – pah! You don’t spend half your life working the mixing desk for Bounty Killer without gaining a sound theoretical grounding for Das Kapital. I is horiginal nutta, a rude boy a bwad bwoy. I is rockin’ it in a beardy stylee. Da horiginal Beardyman.
Engels was more Nu Metal, wasn’t he?
The funniest thing on that page is the moderation guidelines:
Quite frankly it’s a surprise that any content manages to find it’s way on!
Felna, I think it’s a typo – it’s supposed to read “The British National Party reserves the right to reject comments for reasons such as NOT containing:
c. Threatening or abusive tone about anyone not like us (please include personal attacks, racism, sexism, bias against age, etc,).”
Fancy, all this time at Uni and I still can’t do blockquotes. I wish my boyfriend was here to do them for me.
And all the fucking washing up.
PS graduatecalling – I once met an old man who, upon hearing what I did, said, in all sincerity, ‘REALLY? I didn’t know women were allowed to go that far at university! Are you actually capable of doing it?’. I nearly smothered him with my needlepoint, but that wouldn’t have been very ladylike of me.
Now that would be a quality game show.
Paxman: “Starter for ten. What is the cure for cancer? Come on, anyone? No? Ok then, next question. What is the cure for cancer? ….”
“This evening I noticed that the female presenter only has one arm”
What he didn’t notice was her other arm was up the male presenter’s arse, tickling his g-spot. Something he gets his boyfriend to do when he wants to look obviously homosexual
It is indeed easy to pick prize gobbledegook from the BNP website. What is difficult is distinguishing it from HYS…
What J Davis fails to realise is that entertainers hand sizes have been falling since the 70s. From Kenny Everetts massive handed preacher, to Noel Edmonds normal hand, to Jeremy Beadles little hand. No hand at all is just the next logical progression.
OMG!!111 What next? Presenters with no limbs at all??? It is only a matter of time before the presenters have no heads or something!
Won’t somebody please think of the children????
I also like how the BNP website offers “overseas” membership. Also I’m not sure why they’re promoting a “full colour” magazine, Identity. Surely there’s only room for 1 colour in BNP publishing?
I am impressed that J.Davis managed to cope with the idea of a female presenter instead of launching into a rant about the commie Beeb pandering to majorities.
I would comment on t’other story, but as a serial university dropout (twice is serial, yes?) who is currently nursing a vicious knitting injury I really have nothing very helpful to offer. Except maybe cake.
“Overseas” may mean the Isle of Wight.
Or, more plausibly, miserable expats living in enclaves of miserable expat and whining about foreigners.
Damn, I didn’t even follow the link and my faith in humanity is quietly oozing out of my ears as I type.
@rich – oi i do the jade goody jokes* round here. Though quite topical since talking about racists *starts out as a flipant comment about a disgusting fuck pig, the gets jumped on by the board lefties who whilst love putting the boot in when she is talking about poppadoms . Suddenly get all emotional and full of admiration and praise when the chav gets cancer. Eventually gets some minor titters when the grief athletes run out of any higher moral high ground and realise nobody gives a fuck. touch paper lit- sits back and waits for round 2 of the jade-love-athon to begin
@ Felna
If you think the BNP moderation guidlines are funny, check out their Language & Concepts Discipline Manual, posted on their website. It’s the ultimate ‘we’re not racist, but…’ guide and has some real humdingers such as:
The full, depressing manual can be found here:
http://www.bnp.org.uk/organisers/store/general_guides/language_discipline.pdf
I wish I had black-man powers. Without actually being black, of course. What kind of powers are they anyway?
manly powers
“Rule #1: The BNP is not a ‘racist’ or ‘racial’ or ‘racialist’ or ‘race-conscious’ or ‘white’ or ‘white-people’s’ party. . .The precisely correct description of what we are, in the standard terminology of international comparative politics, is an ‘ethno-nationalist’ party.”
Even the BNP can’t escape the PC-liberals-gone-off-their-tits-crazy brigade!
“I normally just sit round in pink dresses baking cakes and talking about kittens and shoes”
Sounds great; where do I sign up?
The irony is, my kids love Cerrie Burnell and have no problem with her having 1.5 arms. Doesn’t stop people writing in to complain that disabled people are “let loose” onto our screens to terrify them. “Think of the kids…” etc… (Not you, Mr Clown, that’s how the trouble started before)
There is even a facebook group:
Keep Cerrie Burnell on CBeebies!
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?gid=39656486225&ref=mf
Well at least the Beeb saw sense, recognised Roger’s point, and kicked out the girl who was “a bit good at quizzes” (and here cheating, no-doubt forrun or liberal, cronies)
Hopefully Roger can sleep easy this eveing
“The precisely correct description of what we are, in the standard terminology of international comparative politics, is an ‘ethno-nationalist’ party.” Nurse Nancy Boy
But duz that mean I can still bash pakis??? TELL ME!!! I dont mind if we call it firm-handed intergration or protecting our hertigae or watever as long as I get to kcik people I don’t like in the nadgers and feel a hero for doing it.
“Even the BNP can’t escape the PC-liberals-gone-off-their-tits-crazy brigade!”
They have to do something to convince the normal people that they aren’t REALLY a racist party. That they are just like New Labour should have been, and they are the only ones who can fix Britain. The Main Stream Media has painted the BNP as racists, Nazis etc., but that’s just a lie to discredit them. That’s what they claim.
Of course, they actually are a racist party, as is totally obvious from that “ethno-nationalist” quote and their manifesto. They hope that their supporters will agree with this, not care about it, or (most likely) won’t even notice.
Rule #76 The BNP have nothing against black people at all, in fact we think every white man should own one.
Amazing how one document can be concurrently sinister and hilarious like this quote, “Today, we stand for ‘21st century nationalism,’ as opposed to the outdated ‘20th century nationalism’ which had so many problems.”
Oh yes, those irritating “problems” – I guess they mean problems like the Nazis losing WW2. Perhaps they can suggest some kind of “final solution” to these “problems”?
I actually made the “BWAHAHA!” noise just now. People are looking at me funny now. It’s your fault.
do you think given this new 21st century nationalism, if you were a Black homosexual muslim who regularly attended anti nazi rallies, you could still join the bnp as long as you were a skin head?
Aha! So that was down to the subjugation of our televisual programming to Marxist propoganda, was it?
THAT explains it!
And there was me thinking it was down to a slutty underage charver letting a dim-witted young boy stick his cock up her fadge and jiggle it about a bit until he spewed his hot jizz right up her fallopians because both sets of parents are too stupid/ lazy/ pikey/ fervent believers in Catholicism and the inherent sin of abortion*
Silly me!
*delete as appropriate
D’oh!
Silly me!
Obviously I meant to say “contracption” and not “abortion” in my previous post!
I must try to remember the difference in future:
Abortion – brutal satanic butchery of an innocent Baby Jebus by it’s whoremongering slut of a mother and the NHS
Contraception – sellotaping a crisp packet round your cock before you slip it up her
Where does the BNP stand on that pervasive, immigrant religion ‘Christianity’? Do they feel kinship with the followers of Jeshua Ben Joseph, aka The Messiah, The Chosen One, King Of The Jews, etc, etc. or do they feel these alien believers be cast out? After all, if they like Jewish Messiahs so much, why don’t they sod off back to Tel Aviv?
Surely we pagans should be allowed to follow the native beliefs of this country without all this pandering to strange nig-nog religions.
Yer wot, you nonce?!!1!
I’ll tell you where we stand mate! That there Jesus, he was a kike right? And God, he’s a kike an’all. Well, stands to reason dunnit? He started off as God of the JEWS didn’t he? So stands to reason he’s a kike. Now, yer ‘Oly Spirit – he’s not a kike though. I mean, how can he be? He’s yer non-corporeal embodiment of the Heavenly Empyrean and if he’s not got a body then he’s not got a todger to cut off has he? So he CAN’T be a kike!
Now yer Christians, they ain’t kikes. Their all wops and dagoes coz yer Christian church got started in ROME in ITALY didn’t it? And yer Catholics are all just lickspittle Papist heathens who’re gonna burn in the fiery pits of Hell for all eternity for their sins, in’t they?
No mate, us in the BNP only ‘ave one religion and that’s the Holy CHURCH OF INGERLAND (not UK). I mean, it stands to reason dunnit? The clue’s in the fucking name fer Christ’s (nasty little kikey Jew wot he was) sake!!1!!
Are you lot fick or wot?
Mind you, that Topsy’s still a right cunt though in’t he?
Rule #16. The correct term for the native inhabitants of these isles is ‘actually British,’ as opposed to foreigners who inaccurately claim this status.
Solid gold.
I feel dirty that they approved one of my joke comments. I shouldn’t have taken it as a challenge when they deleted my first one.
A common problem with the “handicaps”, this. Can’t use tin-openers or anything.
On a vaguely side-note, has anyone else noticed how the BNP are creeping into our everyday lives, even on bread? Why just yesterday I noticed Warburtons sporting the slogan “thick and white” on thier packaging… it’s un-PC gone mad!
“Where does the BNP stand on that pervasive, immigrant religion ‘Christianity’?”
They hate it. Christianity is for the weak. Check the BNP’s membership list for the number of Odinists and other assorted Teutonic cultist weirdos.
The list also comprises a total bunch of Onanists
I’ve heard that as well. Christianity being racially Jewish and therefore undesirable. Some made-up bollocks they vaguely reckon Vikings might have believed being the way forward.
It’s what I love about the fucknut racist fringes. You can’t actually joke about them, because whatever ludicrous reductio ad absurdem belief you try to ascribe to them, there’s always a good wedge of members who actually hold it.
Now you to listen good, right. This Christ bloke. What he ever win, huh? He led a bunch of amatuer, Sabbath-league, beardy-weirdy God-botherers. They wore sandals for the heavens sake! And only 12 of them. No strength in depth! No big sponsor! No WAGS. He’s no The flippin’ Chosen One. When did Bethlehem last qualify for Europe, eh?
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/03/04/polish_spitfire/
oh my god. I didn’t know there was a BNP HYS.
This is me done for the rest of the week.
“What’s even more despicable is that I was watching CBBC the other day and I couldn’t find anything to complain about”
Genius.
I probably shouldn’t dwell on their points but..
“Rule #15. BNP activists and writers should never refer to ‘black Britons’ or ‘Asian Britons’ etc, for the simple reason that such persons do not exist. These people are ‘black residents’ of the UK etc, and are no more British than an Englishman living in Hong Kong is Chinese. Collectively, foreign residents of other races should be referred to as ‘racial foreigners’, a non-pejorative term that makes clear the distinction needing to be drawn.”
What of mixed race people? Your mother is English, your father Nigerian? Three of your grandparents Welsh, one grandparent Pakistani? What if, like me, your mother is Irish? What if your grandmother was Dutch?
Most of London is getting deported if “pure Britishness” is even as shallow as white skin and four British grandparents. If it’s any deeper, a lot of the BNP are probably off too.
What you all on about, Jesus being Jewish? He was a WHITE MAN FROM OXFORD, HAVE YOU NEVER READ THE BIBLE!!!!!!