“Rule #15. BNP activists and writers should never refer to ‘black Britons’ or ‘Asian Britons’ etc, for the simple reason that such persons do not exist. These people are ‘black residents’ of the UK etc, and are no more British than an Englishman living in Hong Kong is Chinese. Collectively, foreign residents of other races should be referred to as ‘racial foreigners’, a non-pejorative term that makes clear the distinction needing to be drawn.”

What of mixed race people? Your mother is English, your father Nigerian? Three of your grandparents Welsh, one grandparent Pakistani? What if, like me, your mother is Irish? What if your grandmother was Dutch?

Most of London is getting deported if “pure Britishness” is even as shallow as white skin and four British grandparents. If it’s any deeper, a lot of the BNP are probably off too.

This is me done for the rest of the week.

“What’s even more despicable is that I was watching CBBC the other day and I couldn’t find anything to complain about”

Genius.

Do they feel kinship with the followers of Jeshua Ben Joseph, aka The Messiah, The Chosen One, King Of The Jews, etc, etc. or do they feel these alien believers be cast out? After all, if they like Jewish Messiahs so much, why don’t they sod off back to Tel Aviv?

Now you to listen good, right. This Christ bloke. What he ever win, huh? He led a bunch of amatuer, Sabbath-league, beardy-weirdy God-botherers. They wore sandals for the heavens sake! And only 12 of them. No strength in depth! No big sponsor! No WAGS. He’s no The flippin’ Chosen One. When did Bethlehem last qualify for Europe, eh?

It’s what I love about the fucknut racist fringes. You can’t actually joke about them, because whatever ludicrous reductio ad absurdem belief you try to ascribe to them, there’s always a good wedge of members who actually hold it.

They hate it. Christianity is for the weak. Check the BNP’s membership list for the number of Odinists and other assorted Teutonic cultist weirdos.

This evening I noticed that the female presenter only has one arm. They can’t help themselves

A common problem with the “handicaps”, this. Can’t use tin-openers or anything.

On a vaguely side-note, has anyone else noticed how the BNP are creeping into our everyday lives, even on bread? Why just yesterday I noticed Warburtons sporting the slogan “thick and white” on thier packaging… it’s un-PC gone mad!

Solid gold.

I feel dirty that they approved one of my joke comments. I shouldn’t have taken it as a challenge when they deleted my first one.