Permanently Bewildered12 Mar 2009 12:56 pm

Minty Mugabe

By Kelvin

Another brainthunk from one of Peston’s Pricks.

So if the Government prints money and uses it to buy things, thats ok. But if I do it then its not?

This sounds a bit like Zimbabwe to me.
Blogpolice

It might be a long shot, Blogpolice, but did you lose your wallet last Thursday? I only ask because I found this on the floor in my local:

Real proper Driving Lisence issued by the DLVA and everything

20 Responses to “Minty Mugabe”

  1. on 12 Mar 2009 at 1:16 pm   Funny Peculiar

    He’s got a point. If the government blows up a Muslim wedding, that’s fine apparently.

    But if I do it, they get all preachy. Hypocrites.

  2. on 12 Mar 2009 at 1:36 pm   Kieran

    That’s nothing. I sit around all day drinking beer and they try to take my benefits. But Gordon Brown sits around all day slowly turning the country into a cunthive and he gets celebrated.

    Disgusting.

  3. on 12 Mar 2009 at 1:51 pm   Kelvin

    By the way, if it helps with the identification, on the back it says “No points and dint do no drunk driving or nothing” and there’s an adorable sketch of a headshot done in what appears to be fag ash.

  4. on 12 Mar 2009 at 2:50 pm   Dai

    @Kieran – sorry, where does Gordon Brown get celebrated?

    Everywhere I go he seems to be lambasted for being in charge of the UK during a major global recession…

  5. on 12 Mar 2009 at 2:58 pm   Simon

    So it’s perfectly alright for farmyard animals to fuck each other but when I fuck one I get sectioned?

    It’s like living in fucking Stalingrad?

  6. on 12 Mar 2009 at 3:47 pm   Fucko the clown

    sorry, thats actually my driving license

  7. on 12 Mar 2009 at 4:31 pm   Dr Feelgood

    So, if the Government builds a prison uses it to lock people up, thats ok. But if I do it then its not?

    So, if the Government builds a nuclear arsenal and uses it as an independent deterrent, thats ok. But if I do it then its not?

    So, if the Government passes the Mental Health Act and it uses it to have me sectioned, thats ok. But if I do it then its not?

    Bastards, it’s a bit one sided isn’t it. I’m declaring independence of the Kindom of Blogpolicia (Pop. 1; capital: Spunkyduvetopolis; principal export: utter shite).

  8. on 12 Mar 2009 at 4:49 pm   Kelvin

    I don’t get why Jonathan Ross is allowed to cop a feel of Jane Goldman, but when I do it, I get a night in the cells and a restraining order.

  9. on 12 Mar 2009 at 5:29 pm   blogMI5

    God goes round impregnating virgins and unleashing fire & brimstone on the gays and the government builds cathedrals in his honour.

    But when I do the same they lock me up?!??!!;;;,?./{

    It’s *exactly* like living under the Khymer Rouge.

  10. on 12 Mar 2009 at 6:16 pm   millie

    Minty Mugabe

    You make him sound tasty.

  11. on 12 Mar 2009 at 7:52 pm   Daley Mayle

    Is that going to be next in Walkers new crisps flavours? Can’t be any worse.

  12. on 12 Mar 2009 at 9:09 pm   Secprog

    “sounds a bit like Zimbabwe”

    Why, is Zimbabwe full of twats that don’t understand the concept of legal tender?

    In fact… Zimbabwe? Doesn’t he mean Rhodesia? Is Blogpolice some sort of leftie zu-labour zionist post-colonial liberal tree hugger or something?!?

  13. on 12 Mar 2009 at 9:47 pm   Kelvin

    And how come everyone bangs on about fiat currency and yet when I nick a Punto and sell it on, I’m some kind of criminal?

  14. on 12 Mar 2009 at 10:42 pm   fucko the clown

    personally i think you were lucky you got the thing started to nick it, usually its a gamble even if you have the key.

  15. on 13 Mar 2009 at 9:57 am   Ian Van Dhal

    It’s not a political point, it’s just that Blogpolice is really bad at rhyming

  16. on 13 Mar 2009 at 1:09 pm   Ed

    I sometimes wonder if viz’s comments section is a parody or the best bits of HYS – “looks like there’s one rule for them and one rule for the rest of us”

  17. on 13 Mar 2009 at 10:51 pm   YeGods

    Rule One. One Rule.

    If I’m right.

  18. on 16 Mar 2009 at 8:56 am   Ian Smith

    Bring back Ian Smith! Though I would say that wouldn’t I. Am I dead….if I am then don’t bring me back, actually do bring me back it. Now that would be impressive.

  19. on 16 Mar 2009 at 10:37 am   Robert "I'm a reet nutter me like" Mugabe

    Indeedy! I mean, look at the state of the place! What would Ian Smith say if he were alive today?

    Probably “Help! Get me out of this box! It’s dark and I can’t breathe! Is there anybody there?”

  20. on 18 Mar 2009 at 8:25 am   Ian Smith

    So I take it that I’m dead.