Comments on: Flowers With Brains

By: jpr

jpr — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 10:08:50 +0000

Bits of that last post don’t make any sense at all. Sorry. I’ll go and do some needlework or something and leave the internet to real men.

By: jpr

jpr — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 10:07:52 +0000

As a tranny, I wonder where I fit into Didier’s sceme of things? A plastic, artificial flower, perhaps.

Still, ‘real men’ like it when I project an ‘essence of femininity’. It’s the kick in the bollocks they push their luck that puts them off.

By: Jaimexico

Jaimexico — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 10:03:37 +0000

That made you laugh? Really? Fuck, I wish you were my friend, then maybe I’d feel better about my shit jokes.

By: Blah

Blah — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 14:15:15 +0000

From the David Mitchell comments:

“Oh look, darling, I’ve just written ‘It just goes to show you can’t be too careful!’ on CiF! Gosh, I feel like I’m a part of something bigger now, even though I’m very middle class and don’t really ‘get’ this internet meme thing, because it’s David Mitchell it must be OK.
Golly, it doesn’t even matter that it isn’t very funny and with every repetition it gets even more mediocre, but look at all those other people posting the same thing. We’re brothers and sisters of the internet! I wonder if this means David will be my friend on Facebook now?”

Ahh that made me laugh.

By: swiss tony

swiss tony — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 12:51:17 +0000

Treating women as flowers, is very much like making love to a beautiful wom…hang on, no it’s stupid.

As you were.

By: Nelson

Nelson — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 10:05:09 +0000

Had a weekend away. Overdid it somewhat. Now slightly ill and recovering.

By: millie

millie — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 10:01:23 +0000

Or perhaps taunt you with the threat of excrement up your nose?

By: Simon

Simon — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 09:17:13 +0000

Fair enough Bob. You’re a cunt!

(Is this bilious enough or would you like me to add that you’re also a charver bell-end.)

Glad to be of service, you dripping tapir’s flange.

By: bob

bob — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 08:23:54 +0000

Has nelson gone on his hols, I want some more reactionary bile to brighten my day up.

By: Daley Mayle

Daley Mayle — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 23:11:44 +0000

Dear Joseph – perhaps a little joke would lighten your mood at this stressful time in your life:

Why do Austrians enjoy going to raves? Because they all love a little underground house.

I thank you.