Comments on: Bacon/Cancer Matrix

By: Man-In-The-Street

Man-In-The-Street — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 12:27:12 +0000

In which case I retract.

By: Token Paki

Token Paki — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 12:19:41 +0000

@Man-in-the-street:

Emad is the one worried about colorectal cancer. Siddhu is just another token paki like me.

By: Token Paki

Token Paki — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 12:18:50 +0000

@Simon:

Damn you Simon, you ant’s fanny, you’ve exposed the great PC-liberal-Muslim conspiracy to get people off their bacon. Foiled again.

Back to plotting, then…

By: Man-In-The-Street

Man-In-The-Street — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 12:13:30 +0000

Unfortunately for Siddhu you do live longer if you combine bacon and alcohol with the use of past participles. Or am I bias as well..?

By: Jaimexico

Jaimexico — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:53:46 +0000

“That said, if I had to choose between bacon butty or a kinder Bueno….”

Mmmmm, ribbed for my pleasure…

By: kraftymiles

kraftymiles — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:44:45 +0000

I once had a pint of Bass and a bacon buttie for breakfast in NY.

That is all.

By: Jumpy the Shark

Jumpy the Shark — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:37:01 +0000

I consume my bacon butties as suppositories, will thsi increase the risk of colorectal cancer?

Dunno, but it probably won’t do your piles much good.

That said, if I had to choose between bacon butty or a kinder Bueno….

By: nurse millie

nurse millie — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 10:42:04 +0000

I’m not particularly keen on bumming, kinder buenos or Jenni Murray. Does this mean I’ll live forever?

As Dr Nelson’s diagram clearly illustrates, that depends entirely on your intake of bacon, alcohol, sweet potatoes, chicken & wool.

I consume my bacon butties as suppositories, will thsi increase the risk of colorectal cancer?

Not if you don’t butter the bread.

By: Jaimexico

Jaimexico — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 10:15:08 +0000

I consume my bacon butties as suppositories, will thsi increase the risk of colorectal cancer?

By: Simon

Simon — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 09:30:21 +0000

As any fule kno alcocol and bacon is the breakfast of champions.

Engerlund built its great Empire by breakfasting on alchol and bacon. It’s what made this country great! That and slavery, obviously. And guns.

But that doesn’t stop alcohol and bacon being the breakfast of the gods! I will defend my right to eat a full Engerlish washed down with a pint of the finest foaming Engerlish ale. I will defend it to the death! How dare these PC mongers try to stop me from eating the breakfast that made my forefathers the masters of the world. It’s a ZaNuLabour conspiracy. Tony Bliar and GorDumb Browne are just pandering to the immigrunt wackco with their islamofascist terrorist agenda. They can’t prove a link between bacon and cancer. It’s big pharma playing into the hands of the powermongers in the Middle East conflict.

That’s why all the Doctors round here are Pakis. First it’s don’t eat pork it’ll give you a heart problem, then it’s don’t eat bacon ’cause it will give you cancer, then it’s don’t drink too much beer ’cause your liver will fall out. But really it’s Allah sez you shouldn’t eat bacon and Allah sez you shouldn’t drink booze, nuffink to do with livers or hearts or cancer. Before you know it it’ll be on to chopping people’s hands off for not going to mosque and covering up all the totty in the street. Alcohol and bacon give you cancer?!!!! It’s PC gone mad! Wake up people – it’s a global Moslem conspiracy!!!! You couldn’t make it up.!!!!!!

Lock ‘em all up and feed ‘em on nuffink but bacon sarnies and London Pride – that’ll learn ‘em.

P.S I bet they don’t dare post this!!