Comments on: Very Handy Tool

By: Throbbe

Throbbe — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 07:40:00 +0000

Don’t worry HitlersPenis, there’s gaps every metre or so, so it won’t be able to run properly.

Actually, in urban areas it would typically be a 2m gap after every 4m of line.

As Yellow Pages used to say* “Boring – see Civil Engineers”

* Until the Institute of Civil Engineers got them to change it. I believe this is called irony, although in a post Morissette age, who can say.

By: Wonderboy

Wonderboy — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 13:16:45 +0000

!!!

By: Alex

Alex — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:25:52 +0000

Don’t worry HitlersPenis, there’s gaps every metre or so, so it won’t be able to run properly.

By: HitlersPenis

HitlersPenis — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:20:20 +0000

What is really worrying is that in some streets you can actually see the white tape that the hidden Google Maps Live PaedoCam Feed cameras will slide along. It is time to fight for England now!

By: HitlersPenis

HitlersPenis — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:17:57 +0000

I feel sorry for people who got stuck with a shit name just because of the creeping governmental control and surveillance that is creeping into all aspects of, er, er, creeping. I for one would never get caught with a shit name but where people have it serves them right for choosing silly made-up names and not taking this whole thing seriously enough. They practically deserve the Google Earth Live Feed camera that is even as we speak being set up in their front garden.

By: Nelson

Nelson — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 10:47:29 +0000

I have a mate whose hair is thinning on top. The google van/car/whatever happened to capture him from the perfect angle to view his circle of shame. He’s quite sensitive about it, so I was going to tell him it was photographed from space.

Trufax.

By: Nelson

Nelson — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 10:44:56 +0000

And since when did we have to register with, and log into, Word Press to comment here?

Not sure why I did that really. Though I do like the idea of preventing everyone pretending to be “Gordon Brown’s Shoe” or “Ann Widdecombe’s Left Bollock”.

Now everyone has to pick a name and stick with it.. and that’s what the internet’s all about, getting stuck with a shit name.

By: Simon

Simon — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 10:38:49 +0000

this new google maps feature is amazing. after raping some hotties in their homes from the comfort of my bedroom, i went to amazon to see if i could preorder sir Elton’s next candle in the wind, the st jade version. the lazy fag has not recorded it yet so i went back to google maps and used it to shit on his doormat

By: millie

millie — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 10:32:10 +0000

What the fuck is an immigration camera? Does Google control immigration, now? At least this guy is willing to consider the possibility of immigrants having souls, I suppose…

Yeah cos ‘Shahid Shahid’ sounds like he could’ve been a real yankee red-neck.

By: Grov

Grov — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 10:03:20 +0000

“CC cameras are all over London thanks to IRA terrorists activities.”

Is he saying we should respect the rights of terrorists to terrorise in private?

“Spy satellites are preening every inch of earth’s surface & keeping an eye on each of us.”

That makes sense, at least. Well, it doesn’t, obviously, but it’s a relatively mundane form of crazy.

“Immigration cameras are trying to look deep inside the human soul through pupil of the human eye.”

What the fuck is an immigration camera? Does Google control immigration, now? At least this guy is willing to consider the possibility of immigrants having souls, I suppose…

“Even US senator’s hand invades the privacy of the other person in an airport bathroom.

Now Google’s invisible eyes are looking in our bedrooms.

Here goes the privacy in the toilet.”

…never mind. I don’t think he knows what he’s saying at all.