Comments on: Paranoia

By: adim Badim

adim Badim — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:41:29 +0000

CCTV? Tripwires? Are you really Neil C or just Tony Montana?

By: Petra

Petra — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 22:52:47 +0000

It just goes to show, you can’t be too careful!

By: Iain

Iain — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 22:08:59 +0000

“Or a hat that made him look wank.”

Bravo. Really, the best thing I’ve read for weeks. Thanks.

By: alephnaught

alephnaught — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:46:36 +0000

“crafted” + “hat” + “organic” + “hemp” + “fair” + “trade” + “rice” + “cake” == “Guardianista”. Apparently. I really should write a Perl script (excuse my geekiness) to impersonate your classic HYS denzien.

BTW, I like that word “Guardianista”. It betrays the fact that persons that are supposedly are not at all lefty and are all salt of the earth (a) know a bit of hispanic revolutionary lore and (b) know what a “barista” is, and therefore are likely to have sipped a latte or two.

By: Mim

Mim — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 19:28:40 +0000

Who you callin’ a Guardianista?

By: alephnaught

alephnaught — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:46:08 +0000

“I have crafted a hat from organic hemp and fairly traded rice cakes”

What!! You… Lefty, liberalist, sandal-wearing, Guardianista, trendy, PC, tree-hugging, namby-pamby, do-gooder, NuLieBore, multiculturalist, hoody-hugging, socialist, trendy, permissive-society, long-haired, yawn, snore… Sorry I seem to have fallen asleep before I could think of any more reactionary cliches of the past 60 years. Does that make me a bad person?

By: alephnaught

alephnaught — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:37:11 +0000

“Terrorists who are stalking a potential target will stand out like a saw thumb with their different clothes and their cameras and their different languages.”

I suspect this is a fake post too, but I think he missed a trick here- he could have mentioned that burglars would stand out like a “saw thumb two” in their easily distinctive masks, caps, and burlap sacks marked “SWAG”.

By: Mim

Mim — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:15:15 +0000

I don’t wear a tinfoil hat because of the enormous health risks associated with aluminium. Instead I have crafted a hat from organic hemp and fairly traded rice cakes. It’s gone a bit stale but still seems to work quite well.

By: me

me — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:13:13 +0000

hai nelson.
please turn the comments off again.
blah blah blah.
thxbai.

By: millie

millie — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:08:01 +0000

@00773 Encore?