Comments on: Remembrance

By: The Holey Spirit

The Holey Spirit — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:57:01 +0000

@Black Lesbian In A WheelChair

Erm, If I am wrong I shall eat my headgear.

ps: I once had a cat called Albert, he who infact as it turns out we later found out to be a she, is now dead. I have managed to fashion her petrified corpse into a soft comfortable yet lightweight helmet, offering very little protection to human head but it sure is eye-catching. My gift to you.

By: Halfpak

Halfpak — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:09:36 +0000

Just goes to show you can’t be too careful.

By: Beggarman Joe

Beggarman Joe — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 09:47:06 +0000

Jade Goody has inspired me to start smoking. I can act like a feckless twat my entire life and, as long as I get cancer, everyone will love me for it.

By: pigfrottage

pigfrottage — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:42:45 +0000

Might I enquire what is on the point of the branch Victor?

By: pigfrottage

pigfrottage — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:38:44 +0000

Vic Reeves “you consistently refused to let it rest horizontally”

By: millie

millie — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 09:37:13 +0000

Don’t forget:

I have said something stupid and will grab my overgarment and leave now.

By: Albert Muffpie

Albert Muffpie — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 08:02:37 +0000

Or the Fast Show:

“Looks good on you, sir!”
“That seat is being occupied by someone else. Apologies.”
“I’m sad to say that I don’t remember a thing; the alcohol made me pass out.”

By: pigfrottage

pigfrottage — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 11:35:47 +0000

In the words of Darth Vader “I find your atheism disturbing”

By: DJ_Nicol

DJ_Nicol — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 11:19:25 +0000

[quote]While in no way wishing to disagree with our beloved leader Nelson, I think that the utterly repellent Phillips will have a three-way fight with Hazel Blears and Janet Street Porter for top spot. It would be a mistake to confine this to objectionable wimmins, too. Let’s include Chris Moyles, Clarkson, A A Gill and a few other choice wankstains. They could all be called upon in rotation so that none became sad at being ignored.[/quote]

this is what i like to call a “2 bullet teaser”

By: George

George — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 11:02:18 +0000

[quote]As Victor Meldrew would say, “I’m having difficulty believing this”.[/quote]

In the words of Sir Alan Sugar, “You’re no longer working for me”.