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What’s the outlook for ITV?

It seems that schadenfreude is alive and well at the BBC.

If there’s one thing worse that the BBC’s narcissistic belief that everyone in the country is obsessed with following its own internal wranglings, its the BBC’s prurient delight in covering its rivals’ misfortunes.
Andrew Carter, London, United Kingdom

It’s almost as if those nutters at the BBC think everyone still watches telly n shit. Don’t they know we’re all too busy experiencing the thrill of genuine democracy as we screech our opinions into the internet?

Oh, and Schadenfreude says she’s very well, thanks, although her pigtails are getting a bit long and occasionally get caught in her lederhosen.

Thanks to Dan and Judith respectively for writing in about two seemingly different, equally pointless stories. Firstly an unusually decorous reaction to a disabled kids’ TV presenter on the BNP website and then the scandal over an Oxford doctoral student being quite brainy. It’s worth remembering that Blacks, Asians, homosexuals and the disabled comprise such an insignificant proportion of British society that for one to be on BBC TV naturally after little more than eighty years is statistically impossible. This is why if anyone does better than you without looking exactly like you, you can be quite sure it’s due to interfering liberals.

Sir,

If you have young children it cannot escape your notice just how blatantly the BBC constantly push and promote multiculturalism to our receptive young.

With this in mind imagine my surprise when I sat down with my Son a few evenings ago to watch some of “The Bedtime Hour” on Cbeebies only to see two white presenters, one male and one female. The huge overrepresentation of Blacks and Asians on Children’s BBC programmes is already well documented so I was even more surprised that the lack of an “ethnic” presenter was not compensated for in another way as neither of the presenters was obviously homosexual.

This evening I noticed that the female presenter only has one arm. They can’t help themselves.

Yours faithfully
J.Davis
Portsmouth

You almost pity J.Davis for a moment. After years of him and even his children being FORCED to see black people, imagine the disappointment when his dream that the BBC might once again discriminate against people he dislikes was crushed. I can just picture the fit of rage as he tore up his Official British National Party Kids’ TV Aryan Bingo card.

She’s not intelligent – she’s just good at quizzes. It’s not like she’s invented a cure for cancer or something. The whole thing was probably fixed anyway to further some PC agenda about women being clever. Get over it – it’s just the usual media nonsense.

Roger

I tossed a coin the other day. It landed on tails, an obvious fix by anti-head extremists at the BBC. It takes a lot to be stupider than a comment on the BNP website, but you, Roger, have achieved it.