Werthers Original Imperialists15 Apr 2009 09:32 am

Hope

By Nelson

Thanks to Tony. Love the last line of this one.

I believe the whole world system has to be regulated. If children don’t listen to the teacher the Principal has to step in. So be it some will be suspended and the others removed from the school. Most will be safe without them.

Hope some one is listening.
vibhu kapoor, bombay

Poor, innocent Vibhu is obviously new to HYS and isn’t (yet) convinced that Barack Obama, Jesus “Respawn” Christ and Gordon Brown are reading every word.

29 Responses to “Hope”

  1. on 15 Apr 2009 at 10:51 am   Rotwatcher

    You’re not seriously trying to tell us that Obama and Brown don’t read HYS – where else do they get their policies from? Eh? Answer that if you can!!!!

  2. on 15 Apr 2009 at 12:12 pm   Rod Wrongnob

    I believe the whole world system has to be regulated. If children don’t listen to the teacher the Principal has to step in.

    What thread is this from? Is this a metaphor with North Korea as a naughty schoolboy with a catapult or something? (And Vibhu demanding that the schoolboy be severely disciplined.)

  3. on 15 Apr 2009 at 12:51 pm   Jim

    I think he wants to see people caned for his on amusment.

  4. on 15 Apr 2009 at 1:59 pm   pigfrottage

    To be extra pedantic, people don’t listen to forum comments, they read them. Imagine a poilitical party whose policies were dictated by the most recommended comments on HYS…

    Now take some painkillers.

  5. on 15 Apr 2009 at 2:35 pm   millie

    Normal people read. HYSers read out loud, eyes following their pointing finger across the screen.

  6. on 15 Apr 2009 at 3:31 pm   pigfrottage

    millie, I think I love you….

  7. on 15 Apr 2009 at 3:54 pm   dirigible

    Now take some painkillers.

    I only have two packets!

  8. on 15 Apr 2009 at 4:37 pm   Bit Special

    Dirigible, that made me laugh out loud. Sorry I couldn’t snort any tea out of my nose, but I hate hot drinks.

  9. on 15 Apr 2009 at 6:16 pm   Albert Muffpie

    I believe the whole world system has to be regulated.

    I believe for every drop of rain that falls a flower grows.

  10. on 15 Apr 2009 at 6:21 pm   Simon

    I believe the whole world system has to be regulated.

    I believe I can fly.

  11. on 15 Apr 2009 at 6:21 pm   Simon

    I believe the whole world system has to be regulated.

    I believe I that the children are our future.

  12. on 15 Apr 2009 at 6:22 pm   Simon

    I believe the whole world system has to be regulated.

    I believe in miricles.

  13. on 15 Apr 2009 at 6:22 pm   Simon

    I’ll stop now.

  14. on 15 Apr 2009 at 7:36 pm   Daley Mayle

    I believe the whole world system has to be regulated.

    I believe in a thing called Love.

  15. on 15 Apr 2009 at 10:11 pm   Capt chutney

    I believe in a thing called love
    Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
    There’s a chance we could make it now
    We’ll be rocking ’til the sun goes down
    I believe in a thing called love
    Ooh!

  16. on 15 Apr 2009 at 11:04 pm   millie

    @ Monsieur Frottage du Cochon

    Mais hélas plaisir d’amour ne dure qu’un moment, chagrin d’amour dure toute la vie.

  17. on 15 Apr 2009 at 11:07 pm   millie

    Je crois.

  18. on 15 Apr 2009 at 11:50 pm   Daley Mayle

    millie and pigfrottage sitting in a tree, c-o-m-m-e-n-t-i-n-g!

  19. on 16 Apr 2009 at 2:56 am   Mim

    Oh dear. Now I have to be all offended at the ha-ha-HYS-illiteracy stuff. I feel so joyless.

  20. on 16 Apr 2009 at 11:52 am   Republican Chairman Michael Tokenblackguy

    > Imagine a poilitical party whose policies were dictated by the most recommended comments on HYS

    “Imagine”? Where the fuck do you think we get ours? Barry Hussein doesn’t read HYS, that’s why he’s going to lose by a landslide in 2012. Hail President Palin!

  21. on 16 Apr 2009 at 7:55 pm   pigfrottage

    Mais hélas plaisir d’amour ne dure qu’un moment, chagrin d’amour dure toute la vie.

    True, but what moments we have!

    Republican Chairman Michael Tokenblackguy

    You totally rule! Can I vote for you? (only if I can fit it into my busy loving mille schedule)
    :smile:

  22. on 16 Apr 2009 at 7:57 pm   pigfrottage

    millie,

    A thousand apologies. Can you forgive me? I accidentally spelt your name wrong. It’s the rose tints on the specs.

    As you were, the rest of you.

  23. on 17 Apr 2009 at 12:10 am   millie

    pitfroggage,

    no problem ;)

  24. on 17 Apr 2009 at 9:56 am   pitfrottage

    leave me out of this.

  25. on 17 Apr 2009 at 9:57 am   pitfroggage

    and me

  26. on 17 Apr 2009 at 9:57 am   The Colonel

    Stop it. It’s silly. And a bit suspect I think.

  27. on 17 Apr 2009 at 1:54 pm   Barack Obama

    Why should I be reading this again? I thought I could do my own thing, but it turns out I have to do what Topsy, Joy and the other idiots say on HYS. Bummer. Can we kill all the HYSers with some sort of bioelectrical feedback to the keyboard? YES WE CAN.

  28. on 21 Apr 2009 at 4:06 pm   kiev

    :)

  29. on 21 Apr 2009 at 4:57 pm   borat

    вищезазначеним посиланням спам