Comments on: Modest Parents of Gifted Children Offsetting

By: pigfrottage

pigfrottage — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 12:46:48 +0000

I’m surprised no one picked up on this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6161691.stm

Does this mean they use less foil in their barrier method?

By: Disgusted, Tunbridge Wells

Disgusted, Tunbridge Wells — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 21:34:40 +0000

“…just a little more immediate.”

Is she giving birth to them fully grown?

By: Joris Bohnson

Joris Bohnson — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:39:54 +0000

These people shouldn’t breed. My idea would be to have everyone forcibly sterilised at birth, and then anyone with useful characteristics could be reproduced using our reproductive technology. Alternatively, a cull does sound like a good idea.

By: Suicidal-Jihad-Lightning-Terrorist Man

Suicidal-Jihad-Lightning-Terrorist Man — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 03:51:05 +0000

and “more powerful”

fuck off its 10 to 5 in the mornin give me a break

By: Suicidal-Jihad-Lightning-Terrorist Man

Suicidal-Jihad-Lightning-Terrorist Man — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 03:49:55 +0000

way….balls

By: Suicidal-Jihad-Lightning-Terrorist Man

Suicidal-Jihad-Lightning-Terrorist Man — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 03:49:40 +0000

i think we have ran out of nuclear protestors becuase they have finally grown a brain cell and realised how much cheeper, safer, cleaner and powerfull it is compared to fossil fuels, either that or they defied the pope, used a condom and died of aids.

either was i couldnt realy give a shit

By: Moore Blx

Moore Blx — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 19:11:22 +0000

“Is Bracknell specifically awful or just provincial and a bit small and therefore beneath contempt?”

Worse than Portsmouth (twinned with Beirut) ? Come on

Mind you Portsmouth is trying hard to loose its island mentality by being a tad trendier and widening its gene pool towards Brighton, apparently they are thinking of renaming it Chavalona

By: Mim

Mim — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:49:31 +0000

I didn’t think Dundee was that awful, but then I’ve only ever been there to escape St Andrews, which truly is a dreadful place.

Perhaps we should all move to London and just shut the rest of the country down? We’d have to find something else to patronise, but it’d be worth it for the museums.

By: tinkerbell2

tinkerbell2 — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:18:27 +0000

Is it possible that Kirstine is kidding? I mean, obviously she’s missed the mark, but to me her tone seems sarcastic. No? Oh.

Also, I grew up near Bracknell. It’s pretty bad. The ‘what’s on’ section on here: http://www.trousers.co.uk/bracknell/harbinger/
sums it up nicely.

By: pigfrottage

pigfrottage — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 12:51:35 +0000

dirigible – Apology not necessary. I reread my message and it could mean that the condoms themselves don’t agree with the pope, which would be ideal. I suggest they go off and form a sect all by themselves.

I find it is good to slip in an animal fanny reference to lighten the tone. Or a reference to a really bad sandwich.

Tuna fish and nutella?