Comments on: More Mail Monsters

By: The Gnome Secretary

The Gnome Secretary — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 18:44:19 +0000

@Polychaete Worm I thought that comment was directed at the attempts at humour from the Daily Mail’s comments section.

I think most people reading that could tell you were being sarcastic.

By: Human

Human — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 13:16:07 +0000

You know, ‘Polychaete Worm’, you could stop being such a racist. His name’s Barry.

By: Polychaete Worm

Polychaete Worm — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 11:25:07 +0000

also, thinking back it was three in the morning and i was hammered…oh well.

By: Polychaete Worm

Polychaete Worm — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 11:23:22 +0000

I be insulted. Actually, that was my poor attempt at irony; with a quote from futurama. Leave me be, we don’t get good reception down here

By: Rogue_Leader

Rogue_Leader — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 09:49:51 +0000

Jesus:

Added: Friday, 17 April, 2009, 12:40 GMT 13:40 UK
No they shouldn’t

People forget that the majority of these suspects weren’t plucked from quiet little cul de sacs in middle England or nice American towns. They were taken from war zones or places very much like war zones. If you aren’t indigenous to that area, an aid worker or a member of the armed services then yes you should be taken in for questioning in whatever form that takes, don’t blame obama, blame the terrorist scum who have forced world governments to reply in kind!!!

The Man, Glasgow, United Kingdom

I’m not going to Glasgow. I’m not from a quiet little cul-de-sac in middle England, you see. Or Glasgow.

By: The Gnome Secretary

The Gnome Secretary — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 07:02:32 +0000

Oh God, has everyone seen the Should CIA 'torture' staff be prosecuted? Thread.

When al qaeda stops beheading people on video and slaughtering civilians en masse on a daily basis, we'll stop holding someone's head under water for a few seconds. Jihadists kill dozens of innocent people on a daily basis in this world, and you silly liberals are worried about some animal getting his hair wet. Some of you have already been saved by these tactics, I suggest you rethink your positions. P McFall, Atlanta, United States Recommended by 190 people

I'd rather die than be complicit with CIA torture. Frankly. What a cunt.

By: _synesthésia

_synesthésia — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 02:30:03 +0000

Nothing is more tragic than bitter-right wingers making poor attempts at humour.

By: Polychaete Worm

Polychaete Worm — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:41:56 +0000

I must agree, there are far too many worthless and disgusting creatures on this planet already. DEATH TO ALL HUMANS!!one!

By: Tin Foil Hatter

Tin Foil Hatter — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 14:36:48 +0000

Aquarium staff have unearthed a ‘giant sea’ worm that was attacking coral reef and prize fish.

Mediterranean? check.
Barents? check.
Baltic? check.
Giant? Er…

None of these respondents, or indeed the journalist, seem to have even the slightest interest in this worm, its classification, geographic location etc. I found that odder than the beast itself, particularly considering that the worm is so scary you actually couldn’t make it up.

By: Suicidal-Jihad-Lightning-Terrorist Man

Suicidal-Jihad-Lightning-Terrorist Man — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 03:16:23 +0000

apo’strophe police can s’uck my ball’s.

s’tick your dam wrangling’s, it’s you’se who ruin the bloody language with your s’mug “har har im s’o fucking clever i know where to put the s’quiggly bit”

i know where to put the s’quiggly bit

S’tick it up your ar’se you self righteou’s fuck’s.

annnnnd breathe….now what were we talking about?