Credulous Nincompoops and Permanently Bewildered and Racists21 Apr 2009 09:41 am

Barack Kim Jong Il Obama

By Alex

Thanks to Michael for finding Tom mac, who manages to be both incredibly cynical and utterly incapable of thinking for himself.

If Brown claims it was a success,then it probably wasnt.

Tom mac

Academic really, but that one was about the G20 Summit. I wonder if, every time the PM says “To be honest, that one could have gone a lot better”, Tom mac goes “Now come on Gordon, don’t beat yourself up, you achieved as much as could be expected given the circumstances”.

He also has a better idea to save the world than pretending to save energy for an hour.

Under the circumstances I think it would have been more appropriate to have everyone on their knees praying for an hour.I think that would have been more beneficial than the mear act of flicking a switch.We could have prayed for the sick and dying,for the homeless and unemployed,for those suffering from cancer,for bereaved families,for world peace and for our families and friends.We of course would also pray for guidance regarding climate change.I am positive that it would be most effective.

Tom mac

God right, He puts in six solid days building this planet out of nothing – nothing! – with His own two massive Hands. And six days might not seem long to you, but it’s a thousand years to Him so you’d better be fucking grateful. Then right, He sees us jamming CO2 lolly-sticks into His divine air-conditioning system BUT He won’t give us any advice about how to stop fucking up his beloved planet unless we all ask Him simultaneously for an Hour. With friends like these, who needs Muslims eh?

Having listened to Mr Hussein Obamas speech in Turkey I no longer have any trust in him.His love of Islam sure has us all fooled about what America is trying to achieve in Afghanistan.Can we trust him to do the right thing when and if he has to confront Iran.I have suspected his credentials ever since he began his campaign to run for President,there were many stories about him that are now begining to ring true.

Tom mac

Rumbled. Just think, if he’s unscrupulous enough to dissemble his religion just so he can blow up Muslims in Pakistan instead of Iraq, he’s definitely capable of anything. Is there any force of supreme evil he won’t be in league with?

Having listened to Mr Hussein Obamas speech in Turkey I no longer have any trust in him.This lover of Islam sure has us all fooled about what America is trying to achieve in Afghanistan.Can we trust him to do the right thing with Korea,or will we find the answer by looking at the Muslim response to the Korean rocket launch?

Tom mac

Clearly not.

44 Responses to “Barack Kim Jong Il Obama”

  1. on 21 Apr 2009 at 9:48 am   millie

    If Brown claims it was a success,then it probably wasnt.

    Good solution to the problem of not knowing where the apostrophe goes.

  2. on 21 Apr 2009 at 9:55 am   Mim

    I am interested in finding out what would happen if we all spent an hour trying very hard not to believe in Tom mac.

  3. on 21 Apr 2009 at 10:00 am   Incontinentia

    His middle name is “Hussain”? Barack Hussain Obama?

    Why the fuck did nobody spot this at the time? This is meltdown, people. Meltdown.

  4. on 21 Apr 2009 at 10:00 am   millie

    He’s in his late 70′s! I imagined his warped views to be a result of youthful incomprehension.

  5. on 21 Apr 2009 at 10:05 am   Menendo

    When I see the “Barack (Saddam) Hussein Osama Bed Linen” comments much loved by HYSers, Daily Mail reading fuckrags and other bottom-feeding lifeforms, I cannot help but picture them knotted in tension with veins erupting from their low foreheads, as they try desperately to channel the inner urge that bids them to stand on a table and scream “BUT.. BUT… HE’S FUCKING *BLACK*!!! CAN NO ONE SEE?!??!?1″

    And I sort of enjoy it, in a ‘please get off my planet you useless asswipes’ kind of a way.

  6. on 21 Apr 2009 at 10:22 am   Hector Bus Inspector

    Simple test. Does he eat bacon? The only people who don’t are Jews, Vegans and Muslims. If he doesn’t eat a bacon sandwich cooked for him by a celebrity chef elected by the people of this country then he should be hanged. END OF.

    P.S. My vote is for Gary Rhodes.

  7. on 21 Apr 2009 at 10:57 am   Col John Matrix

    Since those last two posts of his are so similar, perhaps Tom mac is actually the twat-o-tron, which has become self-aware and is now launching it’s offensive against Obama via HYS?

    Like a Daily Mail version of Skynet.

  8. on 21 Apr 2009 at 11:00 am   Felna

    Think we have to make allowances for the fact that Tom has completely lost his marbles – while trawling through his collection of dribbling brainfarts I found this:

    DEBATE: Has Obama got his Afghan strategy right?
    SENT: 27-Mar-2009 17:08
    COMMENT:Obama is going to give Pakistan 7.5billion dollars, is the man a complete idiot?

    Having thus vented his spleen he went to bed with a nice cup of horlicks and the Bible.
    The next morning he wakes up, and after spending the morning praying for the souls of the blasphemous BBC, turns on his computer, reads an article about BO giving money to Pakistan and posts this response:

    DEBATE: Has Obama got his Afghan strategy right?
    SENT:28-Mar-2009 13:57
    COMMENT:Obama is going to give Pakistan 7.5billion dollars, is the man a complete idiot?

    No Tom, a complete idiot is someone who posts a comment on HYS, then comes back the next day and, completely forgetting he’s already commented in the thread, posts the self same message.

  9. on 21 Apr 2009 at 11:03 am   Dr Feelgood

    Under the circumstances I think it would have been more appropriate to have everyone on their knees praying for an hour.I think that would have been more beneficial than the mear act of flicking a switch.

    Oh ye who mock – it’s only gone and bloody worked! Look!!! ‘Quiet Sun’ baffling astronomers

    The LORD has saved us. Alleluia!

  10. on 21 Apr 2009 at 11:05 am   Mim

    I do love the way that people seem to think that there’s nothing racist about the endless Husseining. Because skin colour is off limits but names are direct reflections of a dark Islamic soul and that is SCIENCE. Makes me quite glad that the first Gulf War broke out in time to stop my then-newly-born American cousin being christened Saddam.

  11. on 21 Apr 2009 at 11:09 am   wringhim

    Never mind about Barack Obama – Tax-And-Spend Brown’s middle name is actually Gordon!!!! What is the significance of this hidden message?

  12. on 21 Apr 2009 at 11:30 am   Dr Feelgood

    PS. Lord, please can you make sure to turn the Sun back up once we have used up all the lovely oil and coal with which Thou hast so bounteously providedeth us.

    Ta.

  13. on 21 Apr 2009 at 11:49 am   millie

    Hahaha Gordon’s real name is James Brown. I learn so much from my visits here. Perhaps there could be an exam to work towards so we could put the letters ‘Dip.SYB’ after our names?

  14. on 21 Apr 2009 at 12:02 pm   Global Warming Expert

    @ Pallab Ghosh

    In the mid-17th Century, a quiet spell – known as the Maunder Minimum – lasted 70 years, and led to a “mini ice-age”.

    So very cold it triggered the Great Fire of London in 1666.

  15. on 21 Apr 2009 at 12:23 pm   Bit Special

    Perhaps there could be an exam to work towards so we could put the letters ‘Dip.SYB’ after our names?

    Love it, millie, love it! I was going to start my PhD this Autumn, but I’d rather do BA Speak You’re Branes any day. My original degree and Masters have been fuck-all use to me job-wise so far, so why not go for broke?

    (Apologies for gratuitous mentioning of qualifications)

  16. on 21 Apr 2009 at 12:54 pm   Simon

    We know the following is what a great many HYSers think, but Tom Mac spells it out “beautifully”:

    It is obvious that the BBC has been taken over by some kind of evil entity,which I must admit has been obvious for quite some time.
    Satan now seems to be in charge of all things that used to be decent on the British Broadcasting Companies monopolies.
    DEBATE:
    Has Easter lost its religious meaning?

    Good God. Tom Mac really better drop to his knees for an hour and pray with all his might!

  17. on 21 Apr 2009 at 1:02 pm   dirigible, MA, sYB, FOAD

    I think that would have been more beneficial than the mear act of flicking a switch

    It depends who’s in the chair.

  18. on 21 Apr 2009 at 1:27 pm   Grov

    That’s funny… I too have suspected BarLACK ObSAMA’s credentials, ever since I saw them – or someone very much like them, only with a funny mustache – fleeing the scene of the crime. Unfortunately, there’s just not enough damn evidence to convict.

  19. on 21 Apr 2009 at 2:22 pm   James

    Tom mac – got to be a Conservapedia user. If you’re not familar with Conservapedia please go to http://www.conervapedia.com and check out the articles on kangaroos and Barack Hussein Obama (yep, how he is listed there). Well worth the lulz, although please remember to wear your leak-free rubber underwear before entering the site. You’ll need it.

  20. on 21 Apr 2009 at 2:54 pm   sophia

    Taken from Conservapedia page on Hussein. He didn’t bow to the queen, YOU COULDN’T MAKE IT UP!

    “At the G20 summit in April 2009, Obama bowed deeply to Saudi King Abdullah, a Muslim who is also the Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques.[43] Never before in the history of the U.S. has a president displayed such shocking deference to a foreign official and Obama has not bowed to any other royal leaders. Obama later stated, “We have to change our behavior in showing the Muslim world greater respect.”[44] Obama’s spin doctors and left-wing apologists dismissed the obviousness of the bow. One anonymous aide stated, “It wasn’t a bow. He grasped his hand with two hands, and he’s taller than King Abdullah.”[45] However, in video of the incident, Obama’s left hand can clearly be seen staying at his side until after he had finished his bow.[46] Additionally, Obama also met with Queen Elizabeth, who is much shorter than King Abdullah, but he did not bow when he shook her hand and neither he nor the queen appeared to have any difficulty.[47] (Many liberals and even a handful of conservatives have proposed that President Bush also bowed before King Abdullah.[48] However, there is a vast, inexorable difference between bending down to receive a medal as Bush did and bowing in deference to a foreign leader as Obama did.)”

  21. on 21 Apr 2009 at 3:18 pm   Dr Shade

    Surely the problem is that cars,music,food,petrol,gas electricity etc etc are much more costly in Britain than anywhere else,therefore the chance to download music for free is only to be expected.We have been fleeced by all these companies/government for years,perhaps its time we took back what they have been stealing from us.This could be the fightback

    Huzzah! The revolution has finally begun! Never mind manning the barricades or stringing up politicians from lamp-posts though – what you really need to be doing is downloading the latest Lily Allen or Lady Ga-Ga AND NOT PAY FOR IT!!!1!!!!onehundredandeleven!!!

  22. on 21 Apr 2009 at 3:21 pm   Dr Shade

    We voted this government into power thinking that they would be better than the last tory government,and lo and behold they turned out to be exactly the same.Who are we going to vote for next time,it certainly wont be tory,and the lib dems are a nonentity.Makes you wonder who is capable of running an honest government,will we be giving some smaller parties a chance,thats a bit frightening.

    Maybe we should just do without a Government altogether and play at being pirates like those clever Somalis?

    Ya-harrr mateys!!!

  23. on 21 Apr 2009 at 3:32 pm   Dr Shade

    Just look at the evil comments on this subject. Jesus is the absolute embodyment of all that is good,He does not deserve the horrible comments made on HYS.He gave his life to save sinners,and I defy anyone to say that they are not sinners,so He died to save us.He died just for us,surely there is no greater sacrifice than to die to save someone else,and that is exactly what He did,just for us.Why have we lost sight of all that is good?Land of hope and glory seems to have lost all that was good..

    Bollocks. Jebus was an arab from one of them there Middle Eastern places like Muslimabad or Islamia. And he had a fucking beard. Makes him as good as a baby-buggering terrorist in my book!

  24. on 21 Apr 2009 at 4:25 pm   nurse millie

    @ Sophia

    Conservapedia page on Hussein. He didn’t bow to the queen

    Oh that’s just silly. Of course it wasn’t anti-Christian/pro-Muslim sentiment.

    It’s anti-British sexism.

  25. on 21 Apr 2009 at 4:26 pm   millie

    oops should’ve taken my nurse’s cap off

  26. on 22 Apr 2009 at 12:14 am   Marcus

    _Christened_ Saddam?

  27. on 22 Apr 2009 at 9:21 am   pigfrottage

    millie,

    I’m confused. Are you nurse millie or millie?

    Describe your nurse’s cap…

  28. on 22 Apr 2009 at 10:29 am   Mim

    Christened, yes. Some Arabs adhere to completely different irrational belief systems, y’know.

  29. on 22 Apr 2009 at 10:39 am   millie

    Hi pigfrot,

    I’m both, I have a very large wardrobe (not Heidi-stylie).

    I only have a rear-view pic of my cap I’m afraid (1st left).

  30. on 22 Apr 2009 at 11:04 am   Mim

    If this thread doesn’t descent into any form of pig/nurse pornography I will be very sad.

  31. on 22 Apr 2009 at 11:39 am   pigfrottage

    Hi millie,

    Dual personality, or just appropriate hat for the comment?

    try this one:

    http://cuddlycavies.homestead.com/nursehat.jpg

    Mim,

    you worry me…but nothing like as much as the clown.

    My hat:

    http://www.fantasycostumes.com/mm5/costumes-images/tn-flying-pig-hat-1521-ri.jpg

  32. on 22 Apr 2009 at 11:40 am   pigfrottage

    http://cuddlycavies.homestead.com/nursehat.jpg

  33. on 22 Apr 2009 at 11:54 am   Mim

    Well, Fucko’s set the bar pretty high. I need to lose some of these “standards” before I can hope to compete.

    That guinea pig is not as cute as my guinea pig.

  34. on 22 Apr 2009 at 12:23 pm   Grov

    I wouldn’t want that at all, so…

    http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d132/groveller/nursepiggy.png

  35. on 22 Apr 2009 at 12:28 pm   Grov

    “I wouldn’t want that” was to Mim’s sadness threat. I guess Nurse Piggy took me longer to draw than I thought.

    Having to opy an past all th s, s an s I want to us an’t hlp my posting sp ithr.

  36. on 22 Apr 2009 at 12:30 pm   millie

    @ pigfrot

    multiple

  37. on 22 Apr 2009 at 1:16 pm   Mim

    The best thing about that is the way it subverts anthropocentric ideas of front legs as “arms” by putting the shoes and stockings on what initially seem like the “wrong” limbs.

    The world is noticeably better now.

  38. on 22 Apr 2009 at 1:42 pm   pigfrottage

    Humiliating. Sorry millie…

    I meant

    http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/5b/6/AAAAAgSeF9UAAAAAAFtvGg.jpg

  39. on 22 Apr 2009 at 1:43 pm   Grov

    Happy to be of service. “Making-the-world-ever-so-slightly-better-through-the-creation-of-pig-slash-nurse-crossover-porn-in-MS-Paint” is my middle name, after all.

    I killed my parents.

  40. on 22 Apr 2009 at 1:46 pm   Grov

    “…-pig-slash-nurse-crossover-porn-images-in-MS-Paint”

    This happens all the time.

  41. on 22 Apr 2009 at 2:43 pm   Token Paki

    Seriously, is Conservapedia a pisstake or what?

  42. on 22 Apr 2009 at 9:17 pm   Mim

    Not only is Conservapedia real, it is used as a home schooling resource by fundamentalist Christian parents. Try not to think about it.

  43. on 23 Apr 2009 at 8:13 am   millie

    I must say I’d be more inclined to frottage the guinea pig than nurse piggie. There’s a certain twinkle in her eye…

  44. on 23 Apr 2009 at 11:07 am   pigfrottage

    All a bit weird though.