Comments on: Bob Jackson, Dementor

By: everything causes cancer

everything causes cancer — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 12:53:36 +0000

This guy seems a bit like the Viz character “Major Misunderstanding”.

By: All of the cats. All of them.

All of the cats. All of them. — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 19:54:41 +0000

You can try to “bring us up” any way you please, but it is only a matter of time before we develop opposable thumbs, and then it is WE who will rule you with an iron paw!

By: Mim

Mim — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 14:14:54 +0000

Vegans will often feed their cats on free range organic cat food to minimise its negative impact, as cats don’t manage on vegan diets regardless of what a scary fringe may attempt. Dogs can be vegan if you’re careful and can resist the sad eyes of a dog that really really misses nice food and if you really really must, but with cats it’s a question of choosing between forms of cruelty.

The vast majority of humans are completely fine as vegans, though, and any but-we-need-meat arguments are mainly designed to avoid responsibility for making an active decision to eat it. Fair enough, but don’t bludgeon me with your denial ta very much.

I shall now get off my tofu high horse before I turn into an awful hypocrite, and talk to my evilly-dietted cat who will not eat anything but Whiskas.

PS To pre-empt any risk of having to discuss the vegetarian/vegan divide, I do not approve of my own dairy consumption but I really like cheese.

By: Dubya's evil twin

Dubya's evil twin — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 12:54:25 +0000

I’d like to put my thanks on record for the sound advice from Bob. I have a large collection of CDs of various genres which I have built up over many years by spending money.

No more!

My hope is that by saving this frivolous expenditure, I’ll soon have enough money to buy a CD player.

By: Gonna get flamed

Gonna get flamed — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 12:35:24 +0000

am i the only one that noticed

“we are fucking animals”

By: Dolly's evil nemesis

Dolly's evil nemesis — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:10:20 +0000

Bob. Bob, Bob, Bob. Ah Bob. What it must be to have the light of true meanness in your life like that. Sure, Mummy taught you to be Careful With Money, but You have Gone Beyond, Bob, way Beyond, my friend, and I salute you. You GIT.

By: grammanazi

grammanazi — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 06:24:52 +0000

“aposable thumbs were an evolutionary privalegde, so use yourse and stick it up your fucking arse”

Or do like Suicidal does and type with them..

By: Suicidal-Jihad-Lightning-Terrorist Man

Suicidal-Jihad-Lightning-Terrorist Man — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:05:19 +0000

nah most vegans are so stupid they belive that human beings can choose not to conform to nature and evolution. that because they are westerners they are better than any other human living in third world countries who will die if they are expected to live on restricted diets.

makes me sick that people cant just take the stance that “we are fucking animals” the idea is to be as nice as possible about the death of other animals. its a nessesity that we eat meat, not a privalage.

aposable thumbs were an evolutionary privalegde, so use yourse and stick it up your fucking arse

By: Oaf

Oaf — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:31:41 +0000

I went to a posh restaurant last night. I paid for my meal but I sneaked out without eating it.

By: Dr Feelgood

Dr Feelgood — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 08:44:41 +0000

It’s a well known fact that like Black Sabbath Bob is an agent of Satan – want proof? Try saying his name backwards.