Old MacDonald Had a Satire on the Soviet Union
By AlexRather unusual. Robin and Savvas both sent in oddly similar submissions on wildly different subjects. Firstly, MPs’ expenses, a red rag to a bull if ever I saw one:
Of course it won’t restore confidence. The horse has bolted, the pigs have their snouts in the trough and the cat is out of the bag.
Animal Farm – you better beieve it!!
[Dickietruncheon], Cheltenham, United Kingdom
As Savvas says, “Not forgetting that the worm has turned, three mice have run up the clock and that the lion sleeps tonight.” And I thought Snowball bolted, the pigs ate at the table and it was actually Boxer the horse who ended up in a bag on the way to the glue factory. You also missed the chickens and the sheep. But good try.
Wowzerbrigade:
The ‘Wowzerbrigade’ is getting way out of hand in this country.George Orwell’s 1984 is starting to come true and soon the collective state will ban everything that is fun “for the good of the Collective”.
The end of the individual is neigh only to be replaced with rampant political correctness.
What draconian policy was Wowzerbrigade protesting? What ‘fun’ is the government depriving him of? Aha, it’s investigating sneaky practice by the alcohol industry. Anyway, you’ve got confused. The horse is in Animal Farm (see above). But I suppose when you read so many books they both start to merge together.
33 Responses to “Old MacDonald Had a Satire on the Soviet Union”
The end of the individual is neigh? Is that neigh, neigh and thrice neigh? It’s enough to make a horse laugh.
And the tiger’s burning bright. The dog barks and the caravan moves on – hopefully Dickietruncheon’s caravan when he’s run out of town by my loyal retainers.
I thought we had banned George Orwell? Shows what you miss when you sleep…
I suppose I’ll just keep on spinning in my grave, then
Has anyone blamed the cow that jumped over the moon yet ?
I blame him.
And that dog.
And quite frankly the dish/spoon hook up is against nature.
And don’t forget that woman who shoved a live python in her pussy (or was that a different animal farm you were talking about)
Arghgh how I hate that part of me which identifies with these dick-heads.
Same with the Owl and the Pussycat elopement. Sickness being spread to the minds of our children.
Don’t get me started on the “half man, half biscuit” thing…
What the fuck is a Wowzerbrigade?
My child saw Harvey Two Face in Batman and now thinks a man can marry himself.
It’s just not right I tells yer!
What would you prefer? Two spoons getting it on? Homosexual cutlery? Eh? Eh?
Just wait ’til the Wowzerbrigade takes on the PC brigade. Then we’ll see what they’re made of.
Philbert,
I’d rather see two of our INDIJUNUS spoons getting it on than one of dem furrin dishes, whose only ere for a visa!
Forrin gay cutlery in primary schools. You couldn’t make it up.
I blame Jamie Oliver. Bring back burgers, turkey twizzlers (english, not british) and chips (potato, not silicon)!
I bet he’d rather see a tablespoon with a teaspoon, the filthy peeedo.
We’re okay about Piggy Sniffles lads – this guy is on the case:
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In my own opinion I am advising the Word Health Organisation to discourage the travelers all over the word coming from any area affected by Swine Flu including Mexico to remain wherever they are until medicine is been discover or prescribe as a cure for this global flu pandemic. People on board should be isolated for at least tree days for close monitoring before been aloud in to there destination
ADEBUKOLA OLUYEMO, Glasgow
@ Ceannair, I actually used to work for the World Health Organisation. We had a very simple, but effective matrix which helped us decide who to accept advice from on health policy.
Can spell ‘three’ = Accept Advice
Cannot spell ‘three’ = Ignore Advice
Has anyone seen that Hew Furnley Whittington on tele lately?? No, because he made us eat all bits of pig like ears and stuff and fings wot aint najural instead of fish fingers and McDunnals and now look wots happened! Channel 4 has a lot to answer for!
I can imagine him sitting in his crumb-and-spunk-strewn bedsit wanking his cock to a bloody thread after coming up with that one.
I wish I hadn’t though.
fnar
Chris
Sensible policies for a happier Britain!
I think ADEBUKOLA OLUYEMO is very brave wandering on to HYS. He’s got a funny forrin name and lives in Glasgow and therefore is British not English at the very most. He could be virtual-ethermatic lynched. He’ll get away with the spelling as it is better than most indijinus HYSers anyway.
Funny Peculiar: You are Nick Cohen and I claim my five pounds.
(Yes, I had Graham fucking Greene instead of Orwell.)
@ Funny Peculiar
That was fucking Shakepeare that fucking was!
Funnily anough, Shakespeare can be quite apt when it comes to HYS?:
“What would you prefer? Two spoons getting it on?”
Spooning, presumably.
Even the times isn’t free of bad orwell comparisons. This one from “pupils aged 11 to learn about gay sex”:
I like that he equates star wars toys and human creativity.
Although, on the second reading maybe he doesn’t mean nineteen eighty-four the book, but the actual year, when human creativity must have hit a trough.
I for one am very much in favour of litercarycy.
im truly astoundenated
So in other words, he humped his Luke Skywalker action figure as much as his Princess Leia one?
Dr. Shade is one fit to stand by Ceasar and give direction. Aye, I said so. Ah, but that I do see his weakness. His posting to Thee Interlacedweb does gather pace and is more and more the prologue to his work.
Well… I say ‘work’…
There’s plenty would pay to see me directing traffic on the fast lane of the M6 but I’m not sure where the tin of dog food comes in to it…?