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Moderation Martyrs and Outsiders29 Apr 2009 09:04 am

By Alex

Nick Griffin: Idiot, racist, hypocrite, idiot, Holocaust denier, drama queen, idiot. Can anyone beat that for stupidity?

How come the PC brigade keep getting away with calling Nick Griffin an idiot. Can you imagine what would happen if we dared call them idiots here, yep it wouldn’t get published
John, Salford

Best not bother then. Typical PC Mail.

66 Responses to “Is It Because He’s an Idiot?”

on 29 Apr 2009 at 9:09 am Moonshine

I keep seeing Holocaust denier written down and thinking it’s something to do with the density of tights.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 9:28 am Felna

He is right.Everybody has an ethnic identity.Although “English” is not a race it is an ethnic identity.Its too easy to say “Caucasian” meaning white and “Negro” meaning black. Nigerians are different from Somalians,English are different from Welsh and they all have a different identity.Collectivly the population of Britain are called Britons.Having a British passport does not make you a Briton.Simple fact in my opinion.
- Dean, Spain

And the simple fact is that you are a racist twat Dean, but that’s only my opinion.

Anyone notice how a large number of Griffin’s supporters in this thread seem to be marked resident of other countries? If they weren’t so blinkered you’d think they’d see the irony of this.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 9:30 am millie

Thank the Good Lady above for idiots like Nick Griffin. Great advert for the anti-racist cause.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 9:37 am Melliflouous

Not much makes me angry (actually that’s not strictly true) but hearing people who disagree with fucking Nick fucking cunt Griffin’s views being referred to as the “PC Brigade” is right up there! TWATS!!
on 29 Apr 2009 at 9:44 am Rich(MMath)(Oxon)

If the BNP went to the parks and planted native flowers and trees, the leftist and Nu Labor would still call them racist for using native plants and discriminating against tropical plants.
- Steve, Conway, Arkansas USA

Berk.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 10:11 am LP

Love how the actual webpage has the ending “Nick-Griffin-defends-BNP-leaflet-says-black-Asian-Britons-exist.html” (rather than don’t exist) – the Mail actually IS PC, it is!
on 29 Apr 2009 at 10:13 am Incontinentia

If you want to be frightened and depressed (and who doesn’t?) click on “best rated” in the comments section.

All the top rated comments are, as we PC brigade say, “not-being-a-cuntily-challenged”.

Third is this gem: “If you were born in a garage it doesn’t make you a car.”

I’m going off into a corner to cry now.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 10:22 am necroflange

Jesus.
Just look at the comments under the Mail article. It’s like an online fucking Nuremberg rally.
Online comment sections are idiot magnets at the best of times- but a comment section in the Daily Mail on the subject of the BNP is like applying a triple filtered distillation process, providing a dense concentration of cuntyness.
It’s like that river of concentrated evil flowing through the sewers in Ghostbusters 2.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 10:35 am fucko the clown

is this a different PC brigade to the ones doing the bashing at the G20 non riot?
on 29 Apr 2009 at 10:36 am Col John Matrix

Reading that actually made me nauseous. We can only hope that the BNP cause continues to be represented by people who are obviously racist fuckwits, so it’ll be easier to dismiss their arguments.

What is so good about the whole “Britain (England) for the British (English)” argument anyway? Of all the stupid cunts who bother me on a day to day basis are almost exclusively white in-dij-un-uss Brits. The people whose mindless banal conversations I have to listen to on the train, those fuckers with the clipboards who try to stop me in the street, those z-list celebrity detritus on the telly, those chavs vomiting in the street, and so on and so on ad infinitum – they’re all white and British!

Arrrggh. Fuck this. I better get back to work to cheer me up.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 10:44 am Incontinentia

Jesus, I’m depressed now.

Somebody just hold me gently and tell me that it’s all going to be okay.

But keep your hands where I can see them – I know your kind.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 10:46 am James

Interesting that of the comments displayed on the main page when I looked, all but one were criticising the BNP, and all had about 200 negative votes against them, while the already-posted pro-BNP comment from a man in Arkansas (!) gets about 200 in support. Go with the BNP, they’re a pro-active party, what with their ballot-stuffing on online Mail articles about them. Is that what a shitty, go-nowhere party would do? No!

Also, regarding the actual comment posted on this entry, seriously, do people just have some immediate reflex where when anyone says anything against them, their immediate response is to start playing the violin and sobbing that they’re not allowed to say the same thing in return? Although judging by the amount of comments you see saying that, I don’t think they’re exactly being stopped…
on 29 Apr 2009 at 10:54 am dirigible

“If you were born in a garage it doesn’t make you a car.”

Where’s Glen A. Larson when you need him?
on 29 Apr 2009 at 10:57 am millie

Somebody just hold me gently and tell me that it’s all going to be okay.

Where’s metric (773) when you need him.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 10:59 am millie

?
on 29 Apr 2009 at 11:13 am sm

Anyone think that Griffin looks a bit like Prescott in that picture?
on 29 Apr 2009 at 11:30 am Catinthehat

My grandfather was born in India, so that makes him an Indian, or do I mean a car?
on 29 Apr 2009 at 11:35 am Dr Feelgood

In a TV documentary (C4?) about racism a few years ago, one contributor claimed that until the Americans came to the UK in 1942 with segregated troops there was no racism in Britain; i.e. we were made racist by foreigners.

I had to laugh… kind of.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 11:35 am Incontinentia

“Anyone think that Griffin looks a bit like Prescott in that picture?”

I think he looks like a car. Or at least a demented, fat, sweaty cunt doing an impression of an Austin Allegro.

I hope this helps.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 11:38 am James

If Chris Rock was here, he’d probably say ‘all you did was come out of your mother’s pussy on English soil. That’s it. That’s it! What, you think you’re better than somebody from Africa ’cause you came out of a pussy in London?’

Racial foreign bastard.

I love that phrase. ‘Racial foreign’. It’s like racism and xenophobia in one big lovely cake.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 11:45 am YeGods

I was born in Colwyn Bay.

Does that make me an inlet of the sea into land?
on 29 Apr 2009 at 11:54 am liberal intelligentsia

I’d like to hear what he would propose to do with any mixed-race children who has one “british” parent.
Like myself for instance.
- Evangeline, Gloucester, England,

It’s just a question – and a reasonable one at that. Yet it receives minus182 recommendations.
Are the negative recommendations for asking awkward questions, or are they for being mixed race?
on 29 Apr 2009 at 12:14 pm Col John Matrix

I’d like to know just how ethnically pure you have to be before the BNP will let you stay. I know that I’m about 95% good-old-fashioned British, but I’ve got an Irish great grandaddy in there somewhere. Does that mean I can stay, or do I get shipped back to Ireland?

(I suppose it’s actually rather a moot point, since the rest of me is Scottish. The BNP often mean “England” when they say “Britain” so I suppose I’m a dirty forruner in their eyes either way you look at it).
on 29 Apr 2009 at 12:14 pm Gonna get flamed

racists hate nothing more than awquard questions
on 29 Apr 2009 at 12:22 pm Moe

I was born in a hospital, but I’m not an ultrasound scanner.

In fact I was born in Scotland, live in England, have an English mother, Scottish father, and both Celtic and Viking ancestry. What the fuck am I? Can I stay here or not!?
on 29 Apr 2009 at 12:45 pm Serotonin

The BNP have a small but very active online presence. They have activists ( or cunts as I think they are better known) who trawl the net looking for BNP stories to spam or vote up. They have started doing it heavily on Digg recently.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 1:01 pm pigfrottage

For the record:

Nick Griffin is a racist tosser of the highest order of magnitude possible. If he were a sandwich he would be a guano-marmite in between two old mouldy urinal blocks.

I thank you.

P.S. I think there is some German ancestry in me 4 generations back, so I should be OK.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 1:03 pm prostak

“Celtic and Viking ancestry” – I think they’ll certainly let you stay with claims like that.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 1:05 pm Rogue_Leader

Have to agree with Mr Griffin on this. We in the UK are proud to be the ‘Englishman in New York’ whereas some nationalities seem to not be as proud of their heritage. Try calling yourself an ‘English Arab’ in Abu Dhabi and see how that goes down with the locals.
- James, Darlington, 23/4/2009 10:27

Firm grasp on the difference between nationality and ethnicity there, James.

This, however, is the top-rated comment. Where’s the gun? Where’s the tower?
on 29 Apr 2009 at 1:29 pm Henry's Cat

Here we go with the “nation of mongrels” comments. Prior to 1950 there was no truth in this assertion: ask a genetecist. Funny how no other nationality is denigrated in the same way.

- James, Manchester UK, 23/4/2009 7:16

So, everyone in Britain was a celt until 1950. William the Conqueror was from Slough I guess?
on 29 Apr 2009 at 1:36 pm funny peculiar

British National Party chairman Nick Griffin spoke today of a ‘bloodless genocide’ as he defended a party leaflet which says that black Britons and Asian Britons ‘do not exist’.

Do not exist???? And only yesterday I bought 40 L+B and 8 Ace lagers from Mr. ‘Open-All-Hours’ P-P-P-P-Patel! They’re such tricksy little fuckers these darkies, you simply can not trust them! They don’t exist, but they still manage to pinch your job; stick up an architecturally horrendous temple: dangerously overload an ancient Nissan Bluebird and cook you up a wicked chicken korma with peshwari naan for £4.35.

Not bad for a purely mythic creature.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 1:46 pm Dr Shade

Here we go with the “nation of mongrels” comments. Prior to 1950 there was no truth in this assertion: ask a genetecist.

Better yet ask a historian.

Picts. Celts. Romans. Angles. Saxons. Danes/Vikings. Normans. Even some Spaniards that got shipwrecked here when the Armada went tits up.

Oh, and let’s not forget the Cunts, like James from Manchester here.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 1:48 pm Incontinentia

“And how would people get to the desert to plant the trees? There are oceans between here and there.”

Don’t be stupid. Just pave over the oceans with horses and cake, then drive there in a magical pumpkin powered on jizz and toothpaste.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 1:57 pm pigfrottage

Incontinentia,

Wrong thread, vivid and scary picture.

You have my thanks…
on 29 Apr 2009 at 2:27 pm Suicidal-Jihad-Lightning-Terrorist Man

dispite the fact it was the wrong thread, it still made more sence than most of the HYS bullshit
on 29 Apr 2009 at 2:30 pm Dolly's evil nemesis

Well I for one am very depressed and worried that there might be nowhere at all on the internet where people can go and be rude enough about people who are rude about Nick Griffin. That’s awful. That’s just awful awful awful. What has happened to our once-proud nation? Yes. I mean really. It’s as if the whole internet is censored by lefties and the PC Brigade. We really owe John of Salford, a true patriot, for bringing this to our attention: we can now only pray that things will get better, and soon.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 2:44 pm Bit Special

Nick Griffin: Idiot, racist, hypocrite, idiot, Holocaust denier, drama queen, idiot.

Alex, I take umbrage at your description of Nick Griffin. You forgot to also call him a fat, pig-thick, neo-Nazi, motherfucking CUNT.

PS re: the ‘native trees and plants’ mentalist – does he mean ‘native’ like oranges or potatoes? I think you see where I’m going with this one.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 2:54 pm Menendo

I’ve outsmarted Nick by being white, but non-indigenous. I look much like a Briton but my ancestors only moved to these islands about three hundred years ago. Not even the most sophisticated system of head-measurements will be able to weed me out.

Stick that up your swastika nazi-boy, I’m in ur genepool, messin wit’ your pedigree.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 3:05 pm Joe C

It’s okay everyone, no need to panic – Griffin’s efforts are doomed. In a few thousand years we’ll all be a lovely mid-brown shade.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 3:59 pm Dr Shade

I am English, if you want to classify me as British that is your mistake not mine.

I have lost count of forms that asked for my nationality and I always end up ticking the box for ‘Other’, and then writing English in the space.

I was born and raised as English, sometimes have to allow to be called British but never will I ever be called a european.
- Tax-payer, England as was once

You tell ‘em Tax-payer! Do you also write “Jedi” in the box for religion too?

I would vote BNP and then this idiot spouts this kind of rubbish. With the major partys in dissaray surely if the BNP had brain cells they could clean up!
- Gary, Barcelona

I didn’t know the BNP had candidates standing in the Spanish elections.

I also like the way he completely misses the point that “this idiot” is the leader of the BNP he wants to vote for and “this kind of rubbish” is their stated policy. What was he going to vote BNP for – their snazzy logo? Cretin.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 4:05 pm Blah Blah

“…surely if the BNP had brain cells they could clean up.”

I’m pretty sure brain cells and BNP membership are mutually exclusive.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 4:16 pm Skivver

@ YeGods

No it makes you a Chav

(relax I still live in Colwyn Bay)
on 29 Apr 2009 at 5:14 pm gaucho

“…surely if the BNP had brain cells they could clean up.”

Is Gary, Barcelona saying that BNP members are not even smart enough for janitorial work?
on 29 Apr 2009 at 5:39 pm King Emily

“If you were born in a garage it doesn’t make you a car.”

Ah but would the car be British?
on 29 Apr 2009 at 5:58 pm Matt A

Wow… the most racist and obnoxious comments on that Mail article have over 600 positive recommendations, while the more reasonable ones have over 600 negative recommendations. This is a far worse skew in favour of bigotry than on HYS. The Daily Mail has evidently become the official organ of the BNP.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 6:23 pm Funny Peculiar

What kind of fucking argument is “If you’re born in a garage, it doesn’t make you a car?”

If you’re a total cunt, it doesn’t make you a woman.

If you were born in a fucked up, screaming, abusive, dysfunctional family of white trash (irrespective of if they were rich or poor) and they dragged you up to be a fucking heartless moronic racist bastard, it doesn’t make you English. Not by a long shot.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 7:03 pm The Idle Johnson

Imagine if Mr Griffin and his party of fun japesters were elected into Government by all the concerned and non-racist patriotic British English and then Nicky Boy had to meet the current President of the US of A?!!?

I want the BNP to become the next government just for delicious moments like that and the fucked up mess they’ll make of this (once great, proud) land (whats gone to the dogs/down the pan). Then all the fuckwits will turn into lefties and we’ll eventually live in a Socialist paradise by the sea.

Then I woke up.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 8:25 pm Hitler's Penis

I for one am of the considered opinion that Mr Griffin is a nazi cunt. And I should know.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 8:27 pm Mim

James should don a Union Flag with a swastika in the middle and find a nice bit of Glasgow with a sufficiently high concentration of broken glass outside the pubs, then proudly declare his English-from-the-UK status. He might learn something, but that isn’t really my priority here. (My priority is obviously to get his killers acquitted.)

I’d sure as hell be calling myself an English Arab in Abu Dhabi, as the alternative is just English and really, it doesn’t appeal that much more.

Or maybe I should be conforming frantically so that I only get sterilised instead of sent back where half of me came from?
on 29 Apr 2009 at 9:33 pm Gobbler the Oral Sex Alsatian

woof woof
slurp slurp …
Nick Griffin?
hack hack spit puke
on 29 Apr 2009 at 9:39 pm Hitler's Penis

Fuck me!

Spike Milligan and Cliff Richard were born in India yet they class themselves as English not Indian!

John, Cunt, Salford

Spike’s still alive? That’s great! Wahay!!
on 29 Apr 2009 at 9:42 pm Hitler's Penis

Can one really say that theses days.

– slowhoo, Cunt, Bham

Yes. You can say it theses days. Also dissertations days, seminars days, and even on essays days as long as they are =>10,000 words. Sheesh, academics eh? But what do I know, I’m only a cock.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 9:52 pm Hitler's Penis

And while I’m at yet (yeah, I know, but … fuck off) what is with the people posting reasonable, humane, logical arguments and getting, as Matt A points out above, like 600 votes of shitsmug rightcuntingwing disapproval? DON’T THEY REALIZE THAT THEY ARE ON THE DAILY FUCKING ARSEWANKING COCKGOBBLING SHITSMEARING HITLER SUPPORTING MAIL FUCKING WEBSITE?? So they are automatically TOTAL SHIT for even daring to say “not all darkies are like totally subhuman” or whatever. Matt says

The Daily Fucking Bastard Pilebleeding Mail has evidently become the official organ of the bowels-emptyingly nauseating cunts of the BNP.

(I may have edited slightly) well yeah, and it goes back a LOOOOOONG time, Hi Oswald, how are you doing? Nice shirt. Stylish. Aaaaargh shitbag cuntbastards. The steaming shit newspaper to crown the fucking lot of them. Dirty fucking nazi-supporting (did you think we’d forgotten? ha no, dream on, revisionist wankers) lumps of SHITE.

I’m sorry, I seem to have come over all serious, so let me just say “knob” and “fuck you” for a moment.

Knob.

Fuck you.

Thanks.
on 29 Apr 2009 at 10:48 pm fucko the clown

If a tree falls over in the desert and nobody is around to hear it, does that mean Nick Griffin is still a racist cunt?
may one thousand polychete worms infect his colon.
on 30 Apr 2009 at 12:12 am Hitler's Penis

If a tree falls over in the desert and nobody is around to hear it, does that mean Nick Griffin is still a racist cunt?

Yes.

And the readership of the Daily Mail is his sex toy.
on 30 Apr 2009 at 1:09 am Spike Milligan

I may be dead but I’m still Irish, you cunt.
on 30 Apr 2009 at 1:10 am Daniel Defoe

God, I was prescient, wasn’t I? I managed to write a great long poem all about how the British are a nation of mongrels in 1703, when it wouldn’t be true for another 247 years!
on 30 Apr 2009 at 11:27 am Dolly's evil nemesis

@spike – oh yes. Good point. How very silly of Mr John from Salford to have chosen the most spectacularly inappropriate example. But laughing at stupid people is just wrong, and I shall NOT do it hahahahahahahahaha oops.

@dan – wotcher mate, how are you doing? I work near your grave, shall I pop round and say hello some lunchtime?
on 30 Apr 2009 at 12:29 pm Moe

In any case, cars aren’t born in garages; they’re born in factories. Unless these new-age car companies are opting for a more positive manufacturing experience these days.

I’ll get me coat.
on 30 Apr 2009 at 1:17 pm funny peculiar

Just for infos sakes…

The official BNP manifesto includes…

…issuing rifes and ammo to all ‘Brtish’ people (obviously this means ‘white people’)

… loaded guns will be useful when it comes to their plan to forcibly repatriate non-whites and force the sale of their property.

… they’ll recriminalise homosexuality

…they’ll abolish all laws which prohibit discrimination, including sexual discrimination. They have an expressed policy of putting women back in their kitchen ‘where they belong’.

… They’ll radically rewrite the laws governing political violence (but they don’t say how).

You might want to spread these facts about.
on 30 Apr 2009 at 2:04 pm pigfrottage

funny peculiar

So, to sum up, they are racist, sexist, homophobic, illogical, violent and vile.

Apart from that, they are OK.
on 30 Apr 2009 at 2:47 pm Dr Shade

Yeah, but they want to turn St George’s Day into another national bank holiday so that makes ‘em fine by me!
on 30 Apr 2009 at 4:12 pm Throbbe

If I were the sort of person that could be bothered to do things I would become supreme ruler and institute a national holiday on St Georges Day in which people of all races and religions are encouraged to participate in inclusive Englishness.

Not that I really give a rats arse, but if it pisses off Nick Griffin it’s got to be a GOOD THING.

I would also provide free ‘green’ electricity by converting the rapidly revolving John Tyndall into some kind of hate powered generator.

Vote Throbbe for Supreme Ruler When He Can Be Arsed.
on 30 Apr 2009 at 4:33 pm Catinthehat

When I rule the world I will make all darkies learn how to morris dance.
on 03 May 2009 at 11:28 am nicktionary

anything anyone from the BNP says has no bearing on anything other than BNP. As an organization they make no difference and never will. No Worries.

Passionate about art? Join the British Passional Arty.
on 04 May 2009 at 1:45 pm Offa's Dyke

@Nicktionary

I bet Ze Germans used to whine about the Wiemar Republic, moaning cos reparations were killing them and how life was better under Wilhelm and Berlin’s full of disgusting queers, when all of a sudden someone says, “what about that Hitler bloke, he seems to be the only one speaking up for us Germans.”

And I bet the reply was, “Anything anyone from the Nazis says has no bearing on anything other than the Nazis. As an organization they make no difference and never will. No Worries.

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