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	<title>Comments on: Saharan Rain Forests</title>
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	<description>A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar.</description>
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		<title>By: Neil</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/04/29/saharan-rain-forests/comment-page-1/#comment-138142</link>
		<dc:creator>Neil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 14:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Weirdly, he may be onto something: http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/sep/02/alternativeenergy.solarpower?gusrc=rss&amp;feed=environment</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Weirdly, he may be onto something: <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/sep/02/alternativeenergy.solarpower?gusrc=rss&amp;feed=environment" rel="nofollow">http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/sep/02/alternativeenergy.solarpower?gusrc=rss&amp;feed=environment</a></p>
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		<title>By: BIgger Futurama Geek</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/04/29/saharan-rain-forests/comment-page-1/#comment-137971</link>
		<dc:creator>BIgger Futurama Geek</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 22:51:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Its the owls you have to watch out for.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Its the owls you have to watch out for.</p>
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		<title>By: Another Futurama Geek</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/04/29/saharan-rain-forests/comment-page-1/#comment-137716</link>
		<dc:creator>Another Futurama Geek</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 09:44:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>(8) we...&#039;re Whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon...
&lt;i&gt;but there ain&#039;t no whales &lt;/i&gt;
so we tell tall tales
(all)&lt;i&gt;and sing our whaling tune...&lt;/i&gt;
All together now...!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(8) we&#8230;&#8217;re Whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon&#8230;<br />
<i>but there ain&#8217;t no whales </i><br />
so we tell tall tales<br />
(all)<i>and sing our whaling tune&#8230;</i><br />
All together now&#8230;!</p>
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		<title>By: pigfrottage</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/04/29/saharan-rain-forests/comment-page-1/#comment-137575</link>
		<dc:creator>pigfrottage</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 11:49:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>:headdesk:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>:headdesk:</p>
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		<title>By: GiveItAGo</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/04/29/saharan-rain-forests/comment-page-1/#comment-137568</link>
		<dc:creator>GiveItAGo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 10:55:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;So are you Nelson’s little brother then Wellington?

I’m confused now..&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;Saharan Rain Forests
By Wellington

I think this one is a very, very old one my brother wrote. I forgot to publish it. Oops
- Nelson&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Do keep up, dear.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>So are you Nelson’s little brother then Wellington?</p>
<p>I’m confused now..</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Saharan Rain Forests<br />
By Wellington</p>
<p>I think this one is a very, very old one my brother wrote. I forgot to publish it. Oops<br />
- Nelson</p></blockquote>
<p>Do keep up, dear.</p>
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		<title>By: pigfrottage</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/04/29/saharan-rain-forests/comment-page-1/#comment-137566</link>
		<dc:creator>pigfrottage</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 10:44:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So are you Nelson&#039;s little brother then Wellington?

I&#039;m confused now..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So are you Nelson&#8217;s little brother then Wellington?</p>
<p>I&#8217;m confused now..</p>
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		<title>By: Wellington</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/04/29/saharan-rain-forests/comment-page-1/#comment-137562</link>
		<dc:creator>Wellington</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 10:22:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;God that’s awful. Imagine him crying himself to sleep every night for three years. The rejection, the humiliation. Wanting to play with the big kids, but his little bike won’t keep up. Poor little tyke.&quot;

Piss off. I didn&#039;t want to play with them anyway. Bastards.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;God that’s awful. Imagine him crying himself to sleep every night for three years. The rejection, the humiliation. Wanting to play with the big kids, but his little bike won’t keep up. Poor little tyke.&#8221;</p>
<p>Piss off. I didn&#8217;t want to play with them anyway. Bastards.</p>
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		<title>By: Steve</title>
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		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 09:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey - if the Chinese can stop it raining on the Olympics, why can’t they make it rain on the desert?

Those Chinese don&#039;t fuck about like our Public sector PC lot.

Over here there&#039;s a desert forest coordinator to help the trees feel good about growing in sand.

Beijing just say &quot;One drop of rain in our pollution cloud, and we&#039;ll off 1000 Tibetan Monks&quot;.

You couldn&#039;t, - mandelson take note - make it up - methinks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey &#8211; if the Chinese can stop it raining on the Olympics, why can’t they make it rain on the desert?</p>
<p>Those Chinese don&#8217;t fuck about like our Public sector PC lot.</p>
<p>Over here there&#8217;s a desert forest coordinator to help the trees feel good about growing in sand.</p>
<p>Beijing just say &#8220;One drop of rain in our pollution cloud, and we&#8217;ll off 1000 Tibetan Monks&#8221;.</p>
<p>You couldn&#8217;t, &#8211; mandelson take note &#8211; make it up &#8211; methinks.</p>
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		<title>By: millie</title>
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		<dc:creator>millie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 07:50:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I bet &lt;i&gt;he&lt;/i&gt; spells &#039;3&#039; as &#039;tree&#039;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I bet <i>he</i> spells &#8217;3&#8242; as &#8216;tree&#8217;.</p>
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		<title>By: Monarch</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/04/29/saharan-rain-forests/comment-page-1/#comment-137545</link>
		<dc:creator>Monarch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 03:34:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How about we take Paul of Sapcote, plant him in the Sahara Desert and see if he grows into a tree?

After all, he seems to have the same intelligence as a tree - so maybe he really is one.

If he doesn&#039;t - it&#039;s no loss to the human gene pool.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How about we take Paul of Sapcote, plant him in the Sahara Desert and see if he grows into a tree?</p>
<p>After all, he seems to have the same intelligence as a tree &#8211; so maybe he really is one.</p>
<p>If he doesn&#8217;t &#8211; it&#8217;s no loss to the human gene pool.</p>
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