Comments on: When You’ve Wanked ‘Nineteen Eighty-Four’ Dry…

By: Albert Muffpie

Albert Muffpie — Tue, 05 May 2009 13:53:36 +0000

First they came for the Communists
But I did not speak out
Because I had throat cancer

Then they came for the Jews
But I did not speak out
Because I was reading something at the time, and it’s hard to do two things at once

Then they came for the gypsies
But I did not speak out
Because I was eating a Mars Bar

Then they came for the crippled
But I did not speak out
Because I was too busy chuckling to myself at a man falling over

Then they came for me
But I did not speak out
Because I was covered in spunk and one of them was trying really hard to shove his cock in my mouth

By: Mr Niemöller’s work

Mr Niemöller’s work — Tue, 05 May 2009 10:56:26 +0000

Is it wrong to discriminate against racists?

Nope.

By: Toby Wan-Kenobi

Toby Wan-Kenobi — Mon, 04 May 2009 15:52:12 +0000

Is it wrong to discriminate against racists?

By: Alex

Alex — Sun, 03 May 2009 20:47:28 +0000

I just love the irony of twisting poor Mr Niemöller’s work in this argument.

And right after complaining about how often poor Mr Niemöller’s work is twisted. Genius, innit?

By: Sam

Sam — Sun, 03 May 2009 08:57:09 +0000

I just love the irony of twisting poor Mr Niemöller’s work in this argument.

By: GoSub

GoSub — Sat, 02 May 2009 14:51:01 +0000

I came for Dani Behr once, got 100 hours community service… wasn’t worth it.

By: Bit Special

Bit Special — Sat, 02 May 2009 00:46:06 +0000

Don’t make me do a cake joke…

By: DisgustedOfTunbridgeWells

DisgustedOfTunbridgeWells — Sat, 02 May 2009 00:19:32 +0000

They came for the palmists, but I wasn’t a palmist so I did nothing.

They came for the bungee jumpers, but I wasn’t a bungee jumper so I did nothing.

They came for the players’ agents, but I wasn’t a players’ agent so I did nothing.

They came for the Charles Manson fans, but I wasn’t a Charles Manson fan so I did nothing.

They came for the reflexologists, but I wasn’t a reflexologist so I did nothing.

They came for the camp TV chefs, but I wasn’t a camp TV chef so I did nothing.

They came for the RoMos, I laughed.

They came for the martial arts enthusiasts, but I wasn’t a martial arts enthusiast so I did nothing.

They came for Eamonn Holmes and I think I’m right in saying I applauded.

They came for the fire-eaters, but I wasn’t a fire-eater so I did nothing.

They came for Dani Behr, I said she’s over there, behind the wardrobe.

Turn a blind eye, sometimes it’s best to.
Turn a blind eye, sometimes it’s best to.
Turn a blind eye, sometimes it’s best to.
Turn a blind eye, sometimes it’s best to.
Turn a blind eye, sometimes it’s best to.
Turn a blind eye, sometimes it’s best to.
Turn a blind eye, sometimes it’s best to.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:54:17 +0000

AAAAAargh! The fucking BNP have got hold of my email address because I signed up for the Unite Against Facism newsletter. It’s their revenge for the BNP member lists being published (not by me). I am so sick of the pathetic whining emails I get, not to mention the spam. Started back in November but gets a boost every time someone else posts them. I told blogger to take down the blog posts but nothing has been done. Just wanted to get that off my chest. I don’t want to hate people but those racists really make it hard sometimes.

By: Charles Exford, Oxton

Charles Exford, Oxton — Fri, 01 May 2009 13:55:22 +0000

@Bit Special – you been hanging out ar Mr Kipplin’s place again? How’s Mrs Kipplin?