Comments on: Unfortunate For Ms Duffy

By: Dolly's evil nemesis

Dolly's evil nemesis — Fri, 08 May 2009 06:35:58 +0000

J’accuse!!!

Turangalîla

I accuse Nelson of being a member of the liberal educated elite. Note in particular the “î”. That’s very very suspicious. I bet he has a pair of spectacles too, talks foreign, and has some books.

Your sort mate. Come the day.

Fist. Air. Right on.

By: Suicidal-Jihad-Lightning-Terrorist Man

Suicidal-Jihad-Lightning-Terrorist Man — Wed, 06 May 2009 14:32:22 +0000

guido falkes is a publisher of a website, he is also either a politition or jerno. hes a rate cunt either way. so no wonder his was turned down. hes being investigated for various shinanigans

also, we should start a petition to make HYS the new parlement of England ™ and get them making laws.

then when they screw up we punish them with their own sugestions. its a winner and will quite frankly be a laff

By: unworking imergrant

unworking imergrant — Wed, 06 May 2009 11:42:57 +0000

Wonder if Nelson pulled any strings to get his brother this cushy blogging job?

By: john Adair's Gerbil

john Adair's Gerbil — Wed, 06 May 2009 09:35:10 +0000

http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/list/rejected?sort=signers

My god, it’s where insanity goes to take drugs.

By: Clovis Sangrail

Clovis Sangrail — Wed, 06 May 2009 09:07:28 +0000

“We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to make the birthday of me(Craig Coppack) a nationbal holiday” submitted by Craig Coppack. Worth a try eh Craig?

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 06 May 2009 08:59:22 +0000

Dear Gordo please make Robert Burns poet laureate and read out one of his poems at PMQs.

This petition was rejected on grounds that “It contained wording that is impossible to understand”.

By: Dolly's evil nemesis

Dolly's evil nemesis — Wed, 06 May 2009 07:53:55 +0000

Unfortunately for Ms Duffy

King Emily is right. That line is really the _sheer_essence_ of HYS. My word, yes it IS unfortunate for an eminent poet that some titarse with a keyboard doesn’t like her work. She probably cries herself to sleep worrying about it … “oh, oh, if only I could get through to Kirsty Topping; it makes everything else in my career seem so shallow and pointless … crikey yes it is indeed unfortunate that Kirsty has no taste for my poetry etc etc blah blah blah”

Sheesh.

Absolutely classic stuff. You couldn’t make it up and I for one wouldn’t try. If I’m right.

By: one of the eds

one of the eds — Wed, 06 May 2009 06:55:14 +0000

Other way round would be far more entertaining. Moicrois.

Gordo should fist Parliment in Hazel?

Don’t be ridiculous

By: One Trick Cyclist

One Trick Cyclist — Tue, 05 May 2009 21:28:32 +0000

MacBeth : for the attention span challenged modern day teenagers so very accurately depicted in any edition of The Daily Heil

That was the life
of Mac the Knife.

Ancient Sheikh Speer could bring yet more Islamic subversion to the class room. Why oh why aren’t more ancient texts written big up for de yoof.

By: Bernie Issue

Bernie Issue — Tue, 05 May 2009 20:54:13 +0000

“We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to sing “We’re Going To Hang Out The Washing On The Siegfried Line” through a megaphone while standing in a barrel of custard outside the Houses of Parliament. More details

Submitted by Tez Burke of Gun-totin’ Badgers for Jesus

Petition Rejected

This petition has been rejected because:

* It was outside the remit or powers of the Prime Minister and Government”

What? Gordon Clown and NuLieBore are physically incapable of enjoying a good ol’ patriotic knees up? That should seal his resignation on its own