Comments on: Practical Solution

By: Roffle

Roffle — Mon, 11 May 2009 15:16:39 +0000

I almost think there could be room for another tag: ‘Michael Bay Fantasists’

By: Felix Castor

Felix Castor — Mon, 11 May 2009 06:30:56 +0000

I don’t know what the big deal is. Pirates are lovable rogues. We should be looking to make friends not commit genocide.

Maybe a documentary featuring their big bottomed women? It would be quite sexy so worth a fair bit in royalties. Then they could use that money to do good and turn Somalia into an African Surrey.

By: Monarch

Monarch — Mon, 11 May 2009 05:33:54 +0000

I still believe that attaching lasers to the backs of sharks (suggested by someone else in another thread) is a fundamentally sound plan to combat piracy.

By: NUCLEAR PENIS METAPHOR

NUCLEAR PENIS METAPHOR — Sun, 10 May 2009 15:42:13 +0000

*thought

Fucking spelling.

By: NUCLEAR PENIS METAPHOR

NUCLEAR PENIS METAPHOR — Sun, 10 May 2009 15:41:43 +0000

This fuckface clearly thinks Somalia is some form of pirate nation, governed, ran and populated purely by pirates.

Perhaps he should consider how fucking stupid a though that is and then stick his head even further up his own arse so he suffocates on intestine.

By: kowalski

kowalski — Sun, 10 May 2009 14:23:52 +0000

Has this poor fool actually thought where they are going to get the volcanoes from to actually MAKE the lava? On the back of a low loader from Hawaii perhaps?

By: john Adair's Gerbil

john Adair's Gerbil — Sun, 10 May 2009 11:43:53 +0000

Woodworm – what a cunning idea. They’ll find it difficult to pirate when their wooden leg disintegrates.

By: chueewowee

chueewowee — Sat, 09 May 2009 18:34:43 +0000

Everyone is thrilled by pirates. If the people have been warned and allowed to leave, then why bomb the place to larva? The pirates would have left, unless you forbade people with cutlasses, scarves on their heads and thick Sindhi earrings to leave. So, that order has to be put in place too.

By: Bit Special

Bit Special — Fri, 08 May 2009 15:50:40 +0000

Damn you, Throbbe, you beat me to the ice magic joke (showing our age there *methinks*)!

Mind you, a condiment/sauce-based attack might just give us the winning element of suprise. We could use up all the salad cream we have left over now that lonely right-wing American mentals are boycotting it.

I say ‘we’ but I neither know nor care who sorts out pirates (is it the actor Tom Hollander in a periwig?).

By: dirigible

dirigible — Fri, 08 May 2009 15:50:00 +0000

Maybe he thinks they’re all eyepatch-wearing peg-legs with parrots on their shoulders.

If he’s right then I suggest dropping cattle grids and rum-soaked crackers over the area. That’ll stop them.