Comments on: More Laughter

By: Danivon

Danivon — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:27:34 +0000

If pizza is just cheese on toast…

and cheese is just mouldy milk while toast is just cooked bread…

then milk is just grass that’s been passed through some of a cow, and bread is just grass seed that’s been powdered and fermented with yeast…

So instead of a pizza, I might as well cut out all the middle men and eat the lawn. What could possibly go wrong?

By: Erez

Erez — Tue, 12 May 2009 17:35:14 +0000

Did you say “love, honour and eBay”?! I think marriage vows were there before the internet, even though Noah used to surface. Sir, face the music!

By: Mim

Mim — Tue, 12 May 2009 13:54:41 +0000

@ Bit Special – yes, HYS helps me to appreciate my parents except for those brief moments when I envy bastards their apparent lack of self-awareness. But then obviously as a recluse I have a lot of time to brood.

Being Northern, I would probably have to come as a closed mine. I’m not exactly sure how that would work. Rusty Meccano and the stench of despair, mainly.

By: Icarus Smicarus

Icarus Smicarus — Tue, 12 May 2009 01:08:53 +0000

150 Million ?????

These children really should get out and meet real people !!!!!

He’s encouraging paedo-ism! GET HIM!

By: Daley Mayle

Daley Mayle — Tue, 12 May 2009 00:05:16 +0000

Bollocks! Perhaps if I didn’t suffer from chronic insomnia, I might only be slow on the uptake, instead of positively retarded.

I feel ashamed now. I’m going to pretend none of it ever happened, lalalala.

By: Danivon

Danivon — Mon, 11 May 2009 22:31:24 +0000

No, Daley Mayle, you get to be the one who publicly fails to notice the pun was already made.

Mind you, if you get a time machine and go back to post your pun before millie does, you’ll look like a comedy genius!

By: Dr Feelgood

Dr Feelgood — Mon, 11 May 2009 22:27:38 +0000

@Funny Peculiar

How simply frightful, there’s a different code east of Suez with Johnny colonial. Good chaps to have at your side in scrap with the Pathans though.

I do hope the memsahib with her sensitive European nerves wasn’t shocked, and trust you took your frustration out on the houseboy later.

By: Daley Mayle

Daley Mayle — Mon, 11 May 2009 22:20:17 +0000

Do I really have to be the one who makes a cheap pun about Baroness Thatcher being senile = Lady Gaga for real?

By: millie

millie — Mon, 11 May 2009 22:17:45 +0000

I don’t want to imagine Mrs T dressed like this:

http://westsidewill.com/newblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/lady-gaga1.jpg

Not good…

Other way round not good either. Mind you… combining the Mrs T look with Lady G lyrics could be interesting

By: Bit Special

Bit Special — Mon, 11 May 2009 21:52:53 +0000

Well, that attempt at a smiley failed miserably