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By: Blonk

Blonk — Sat, 16 May 2009 17:51:51 +0000

has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

By: Peter's swollen sex-cosh

Peter's swollen sex-cosh — Fri, 15 May 2009 16:01:45 +0000

I meant @Charles, Goddammit…

By: Peter's swollen sex-cosh

Peter's swollen sex-cosh — Fri, 15 May 2009 14:46:31 +0000

@ Joe C

I knew it! There is something reptilian about that woman, something eerie about the way she flicks out her gargantuan tongue and stuns flies mid-air. Hanging baskets indeed! They were no doubt publicly funded basking-baskets, a place for the mad old crusty lizard-pudenda to curl up and warm her frosty gizzards…

By: Joe C

Joe C — Fri, 15 May 2009 13:49:16 +0000

You must be new to Question Time – it’s always like that. The thing that surprised me was seeing that Desperate Dan had been made CEO of McDonald’s.

Desperate Dan’s been after a top position in a multinational since the Dandy turned all modern. And what better company? I can’t wait to try out the new Cow McPie!

By: Charles Exford, Oxton

Charles Exford, Oxton — Fri, 15 May 2009 12:28:36 +0000

mooooooo,

Of course it was terrifying – it had Margaret Beckett in it. Margaret Beckett is the one person on Earth who makes me suspect that David Icke may be right about the Lizard Alliance.

By: Rotwatcher

Rotwatcher — Fri, 15 May 2009 09:19:19 +0000

You must be new to Question Time – it’s always like that. The thing that surprised me was seeing that Desperate Dan had been made CEO of McDonald’s.

By: mooooooo

mooooooo — Thu, 14 May 2009 23:00:52 +0000

I’ve just watched Question Time, which was all about the MPs’ expenses. It was like a HYS meet-up. There they were – with faces! All mooing and stampeding back and forth, giving each other big soapy titwanks of outrage, rubbing each other down with spittle. They had absolutely no idea WHAT should be done, just that something should be done and that their shit smelled sweeeter than Margaret Beckett. It was terrifying, and verging on medieval. [Don't get me wrong - I'm pissed off about the expenses thing too, I just don't express it by mooing self-righteously while being prepared to go on national television to show just how shallowly I understand what I'm angry about and how inarticulately I can mangle my explanation.]

By: Mal

Mal — Thu, 14 May 2009 19:26:52 +0000

Unless Mal’s a Jew

Well, not so you’d notice. I’ll let you have a look if you like.

By: Funny 'Thin Ice' Peculiar

Funny 'Thin Ice' Peculiar — Thu, 14 May 2009 16:51:33 +0000

The US should get their entire fleet of mother-fucking B52 bombers and carpet bomb the whole of the wretched Middle East with jasmine flowers – ahhhhhhhh! Y’see what I did there?

And if that doesn’t work, we should just nuke every last one of the argumentative fuckers, like Mal said.

Unless Mal’s a Jew, in which case it’s a terrible idea.

By: The Idle Johnson

The Idle Johnson — Thu, 14 May 2009 16:20:03 +0000

Whoops, sorry Dr Feelgood, we’re debating Israel/Palestine situation.

Solution: Spitfire’s flown by HRH and God. That’ll sort them out!