Permanently Bewildered18 May 2009 04:25 pm
By Nelson

Thanks to Robert. From a Guardian CiF thing about the war on drugs.

You will never stop this evil trade until you bring in a death sentence for dealers.These animals dont just destroy young people,they also destroy economies and finance other crimes and foster terrorism.The countries who supply should be nuked,as should those that give the dealers free passage through their territories,none of this will happen because there’s too much money in it and it’s encouraged by politicians,organised crime and all the other crap that has risen to the top of the dung heap.One other way is to legalise it and control it,taking the criminal element out of the equation then you could tax it to help those damaged by it,I know all this sounds crazy,but you have to try anything rather than do nothing but jail the victims.
We are all victims and because of this the crime should be classed as treason against the country and all dealers as traitors who aid and abett the enemies of our society.
ht2020 – 18 May 09, 12:51pm

Yeah, that “legalise it” shit does sound a little crazy. Still, I wouldn’t want to just dismiss it. Let’s write it down, keep it on file and maybe give it a pop if the whole “nuclear armageddon” thing doesn’t work out.

45 Responses to “One Way Or Another”

  1. on 18 May 2009 at 4:49 pm TheViolentMajority

    The countries who supply should be nuked,as should those that give the dealers free passage through their territories,none of this will happen because there’s too much money in it

    I would tentatively profer the opinion to my good friend ht2020 that the main obstacle to this ingenious plan is not in fact vested interests, but that it is stark-bollock mental.

  2. on 18 May 2009 at 5:04 pm Mim

    The Guardian really does have a better class of insane, doesn’t it?

  3. on 18 May 2009 at 5:22 pm Rogue_Leader

    Dear ht2020,

    You’re an terrifyingly insane fucknut and the mere fact that you exist on the same land mass as me makes me want to move to East Timor just so there are a few thousand miles of rock between me and you.

    Or I could just ignore your frankly insane, marginalised ranting and have a cup of tea. I know this sounds crazy, but you have to try anything.

  4. on 18 May 2009 at 5:22 pm Chris

    Why is the commentator against drug dealers?

    These animals dont just destroy young people,they also destroy economies

    Fair enough I suppose. But then, nuking all countries might also do a fair bit of damage to young people and economies.

    Back to the drawing board i ‘spose.

  5. on 18 May 2009 at 5:28 pm Rogue_Leader

    I also love the way he writes like a Sun editorial, starting with frothing, irrational condemnation, progressing through something that’s dangerously close to understanding of the complex issues involved and closing with strident fascist demagoguery.

  6. on 18 May 2009 at 6:01 pm Mal

    Damn those corrupt politicians for not nuking everything in sight, damn them to hell!

  7. on 18 May 2009 at 6:05 pm The Idle Johnson

    The countries who supply should be nuked,as should those that give the dealers free passage through their territories

    Does he mean places like Balham, Kings Cross, Moss Side and Handsworth? My dealer has a bad enough time with the Peckham Pea-Shooter Crew and the Wandsworth Gloryhole Girls Massive without having to worry about getting a Trident up his arse!

  8. on 18 May 2009 at 7:12 pm Bit Special

    Totally off-tangent, has anyone seen the bilious crap this turding twatbasket has written about Charlie Brooker?

    http://leejohnbarnes.blogspot.com/2009/05/charlie-brooker-rockabilly-dickhead.html

    The guy’s a BNP motherfucker, so hatred of Our Lord Brooker has to be expected, but he’s basing all his ire on the bizarre misconception that Brooker’s a 50s-dressing rockabilly dude. Do you mean Mark Lamarr, dearie? Christ on a bike. Check it out if you fancy a real one-eye-twitching-uncontrollably-with-anger-and-bitter-despair read (choice pick: apparently it’s okay to call black kids nignogs – although he doesn’t use specific terms like that – as it’s just the same thing as teasing gingers for being ginger. Sigh). If the BNP ever learn how to use apostrophes correctly they might be dangerous.

    Absolute cunts like him (and the usual HYS crowd) make me consider rescinding my CND membership in order to support the spot-nuking of HYS ‘n’ BNP hotspots (most likely the same).

  9. on 18 May 2009 at 7:15 pm Fish

    The death sentence is a real deterrent, isn’t it? Asian countries with such a policy have no drug problem whatsoever, of course.

    And, naturally, every so often when some stupid British woman gets caught smuggling and faces a firing squad, she must be innocent / been forced into it at gunpoint. Because she’s British and they’re all slitty-eyed gooks. Or something.

  10. on 18 May 2009 at 8:13 pm tegid

    @Bit Special

    Oh dear God, I’ve just read the Lee John Barnes blog…

    I can only hope that his rage at all things new and difrunt soon extends to blogs, and that he quietly goes back to cutting his own cock off whilst crying “mummy, why didn’t you love me?!”

  11. on 18 May 2009 at 8:25 pm John Lee Barnes' Mum

    My little Johnny-kins is a special darling and I won’t hear a word against him. Why, even though I’ve been dead since 1998, he still sits and talks to my corpse every night. I don’t mind the racism, ignorance and obsessive belief that public figures all dress in retro garb, but I could do without what he calls our ‘special time’. Who knew that semen speeds up the decomposition process?

  12. on 18 May 2009 at 8:29 pm Mal

    Ahh, Lee John Barnes so clearly a member of the Master Race.

  13. on 18 May 2009 at 8:36 pm The Idle Johnson

    Lee John Barnes (sounds like a fucking hillbilly!) versus Charlie Brooker – no contest! A bit like Love Thy Neighbour v Monty Python or Jim Davidson v Bill Hicks.

    I tried reading his blog but gave up because I’ve just eaten a kebab!

  14. on 18 May 2009 at 8:39 pm Mim

    The idea of Charlie Brooker’s fanbase being new to the Internet is quite a strange one. Surely mockery on the basis of living online is more traditional?

    Luckily I couldn’t get that far through the blog post because it really wasn’t entirely readable. I did get far enough to regret deleting my Twitter account in a fit of self-loathing (sorry Charlie, conforming to stereotype here…) because it makes me slightly less annoying to BNP tossers.

  15. on 18 May 2009 at 8:58 pm Mal

    I just scrolled past all the Nazi shit to the bit where people were calling him a cunt.

  16. on 18 May 2009 at 8:58 pm Mal

    I just scrolled past all the Nazi shit to the bit where people were calling him a cunt. Saves time.

  17. on 18 May 2009 at 8:58 pm Mal

    Bugger.

  18. on 18 May 2009 at 9:36 pm Doris Stokes

    I like the way Lee John Barnes thinks all the people calling him a cunt on his blog come from Charlie Brooker’s “fan base”. What possible alternative explanation could there be for large numbers of people thinking he’s a cunt, after all? It *is* a puzzler.

  19. on 18 May 2009 at 9:44 pm Mim

    Maybe he’s so used to his readership being limited to three knuckle-grazers that he assumes someone popular and interesting must be responsible for the influx? Although I doubt he puts it in those terms.

  20. on 18 May 2009 at 9:48 pm Dr Feelgood

    Perhaps we can blend a few of these ideas – legalise cocaine, cut it with plutonium and distribute free at BNP rallies?

    Now just waiting for Los Alamos and the Medellin cartel to return my calls.

  21. on 18 May 2009 at 11:00 pm Mr Foo

    You know the best bit about Lee John Barnes?

    The illiterate chinchilla’s cunt is, in fact, the BNP’s legal advisor. When he’s not writing shite poetry, of course.

  22. on 18 May 2009 at 11:34 pm SuperCraggs

    I’ve been screaming for drug legalisation for years. Are people starting to listen?

    I can’t be arsed to list my reasons, but quite simply, it is the sanest choice.
    Silly BNP fucknuts and their ‘morality’ and the paedo-cunt politicans who pander to this intellectual proletariat.

    I feel better now, think I might have a wank next.

  23. on 18 May 2009 at 11:36 pm The Idle Johnson

    I couldn’t stop myself, I just had to go back to have another look!

    The favourite music of John Lee (Hooker?) includes Public Enemy and Ice T. Fear of a Black Planet John Lee?

  24. on 19 May 2009 at 12:34 am Simon

    You can totally masturbate to ‘The Interrogation’.

  25. on 19 May 2009 at 7:44 am Mr Foo

    I do have to admit, though, Lee John Barnes does have a point. “Even a stopped clock” and all that…

  26. on 19 May 2009 at 7:44 am Mr Foo

    Bugger. No img tags. Okay.

    h++p://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc102/fliudjoob/tweeeeet.jpg

  27. on 19 May 2009 at 7:56 am A Hilter

    @Simon:

    Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

  28. on 19 May 2009 at 8:27 am jbd

    Charlie is the sort of person who once ran the Gulags in the Soviet Union….

    And you Mister L J Barnes would be the sort of person who would be running a death camp in Poland. Of course that is if they existed which in your weird warped freaky world they didn’t.

  29. on 19 May 2009 at 9:25 am Daley Mayle

    Wasn’t Leee John the (black) singer of Imagination? I’ve heard of extreme self-loathing, but that takes the biscuit!

  30. on 19 May 2009 at 9:30 am dirigible

    Wa-hoo!

    Let’s do the war on drugs.

  31. on 19 May 2009 at 10:00 am jbd

    Well why doesn’t he drop the Lee and just call himself John Barnes. The Superstar Liverpool player and above average England international.

    As for the war on drugs, screw that, what about the war on spiders. Napalm every shed, carpet bomb every garage and launch surgical strikes on attics. I would vote for someone called Colin Hitler if that was his manfestio

  32. on 19 May 2009 at 10:03 am Dr Feelgood

    Oh goody, got two BNP leaflets this morning.

    Did Ray Mears say how to use these to make fire when he did Cro-Magnon survival?

  33. on 19 May 2009 at 10:15 am jbd

    Only ever got one BNP leaflet, some euro election a while ago. Look forward to getting my second, should be fun. I hope its the one about sending the Ghurkhas back, or the one with that picture of American labourers with headline British Jobs for British people.

  34. on 19 May 2009 at 12:54 pm Mim

    My leaflet’s arrived too! Exciting!

    By exciting I mean flesh-creepingly awful.

  35. on 19 May 2009 at 1:06 pm LeeJohn Barnes

    I’M A CUNT!I’M A CUNT!I’M A CUNT!I’M A CUNT!I’M A CUNT!I’M A CUNT!I’M A CUNT!I’M A CUNT!I’M A CUNT!I’M A CUNT!I’M A CUNT!I’M A CUNT!I’M A CUNT!I’M A CUNT!I’M A CUNT!I’M A CUNT!I’M A CUNT!I’M A CUNT!
    Whoops, what I meant to say was “deport all immigrunts”

  36. on 19 May 2009 at 1:19 pm Charles Exford, Oxton

    No leaflet from the BNP. No “How to deal with Pig Plague” advice. I’m feeling neglected.

  37. on 19 May 2009 at 2:07 pm llamafarmer

    I hope its the one about sending the Ghurkhas back, or the one with that picture of American labourers with headline British Jobs for British people.

    I got the one with the picture of the nice white family and some good, honest, white (not Polish!) builders on the front and carrying the tagline:

    “Waterloo, The Somme, Dunkirk”

    On reading this I had to place it firmly in the bin before I was sick all over myself.

  38. on 19 May 2009 at 5:15 pm jimbo

    Curious choices of battles, seeing as Waterloo relied on the Prussians (fancy Germans), The Somme was a total balls-up and Dunkirk was a full on retreat.

    Surely Agincourt or Trafalgar would be better choices?

  39. on 19 May 2009 at 5:20 pm Parasite

    Curious choices of battles, seeing as Waterloo relied on the Prussians (fancy Germans), The Somme was a total balls-up and Dunkirk was a full on retreat.

    I thought they quite liked the Germans though? Lovely uniforms.

  40. on 19 May 2009 at 5:22 pm Wrathofthemath

    Why waste paper and a wonderful opportunity to reply directly to knuckledragger HQ? I wiped my arse on mine and posted it back to them pronto. The address is on the back.

  41. on 19 May 2009 at 6:11 pm Mim

    It is indeed Trafalgar not Waterloo. Which makes all the difference obviously.

    I should throw the damn thing out instead of staring at it in sorrow.

  42. on 20 May 2009 at 10:25 am leejohnbarnesisacunt.com

    http://weloveleebarnes.blogspot.com/

    “Indeed, Lee Barnes (LLB Hons) continually reciprocates our appreciation of him by allowing us to indulge, nay rejoice, in the outpourings of his poorly misunderstood and little studied mind.”

  43. on 20 May 2009 at 11:19 am Mim

    That blog makes me sad. Why must it focus on Hur Hur He Is A Mental And A Closet Case when it has that huge a target?

  44. on 21 May 2009 at 6:08 pm Egbs Smelly Sox

    Saying “The countries who supply should be nuked” is hardly a shining advert for sobriety.

  45. on 22 May 2009 at 12:11 am doloras

    @dirigible: HOLY CRAP a hardcore Sisters of Mercy fan? Or perhaps Eldritch himself? I know he trolls the Guardian’s comment boxes occasionally.