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Trev’s Moment of Clarity

21 Responses to “Trev’s Moment of Clarity”

1. on 19 May 2009 at 10:04 am   Leganes
   
   

   This bloke has a point, why don’t we just bring all the troops home,keep out of all conflicts and not kill anyone. Trev, your the man.

2. on 19 May 2009 at 11:27 am   Bit Special
   
   

   Wait, so it’s NOT a human right to not be shot at? In that case, I’m off to David Griffin’s with me blunderbuss – anyone care to come with?

3. on 19 May 2009 at 11:32 am   Tin King
   
   

   Human rights are just getting in the way of our armed forces doing what they do best: bullying and torturing each other to death. Is this the sort of Britain we want to live in?

4. on 19 May 2009 at 11:40 am   Mr Flabulous
   
   

   I call a fake here, folks. BZZT.

5. on 19 May 2009 at 11:52 am   Kiddy-fiddler on the roof
   
   

   “I have never heard anything so ridiculous in my life,and I am ex RN.”

   Yeah, I’ve heard they do say a lot of ridiculous things in the RN.

   Or maybe it’s because that when Trev was in the RN he had a purpose in life and everything sounded so reasonable that, now he’s outside of the RN and is no longer any use to anyone, everything nowadays seems ridiculous.

   Or maybe it’s because he’s got pebbledash for brains.

6. on 19 May 2009 at 12:18 pm   Dr Feelgood
   
   

   Poop deck of HMS Victory, 21 October 1805…

   Lord Nelson: “Make the signal, ‘England confides that every man will do his duty’.”
   Able Seaman devenish: “we dont have teh flag for confids, er conf… er that… worrabout ‘piss off frogs or does that infringe your human rights you couldnt make it up methinks’”
   Lord Nelson: “That will do, Devenish, make it directly.”

7. on 19 May 2009 at 12:48 pm   Joe C
   
   

   Being an ex-nurse you’d think Trev would be against people dying.

8. on 19 May 2009 at 1:03 pm   Bob The Killer Goldfish
   
   

   Jesus, I must never look at one of those links again. Truly disturbing how many people are recommending the “gorblimey, you couldn’t make it up” merchants compared to how many recommend the bloke pointing out that the story doesn’t mean what they think it means.

   Inconceivable.

9. on 19 May 2009 at 1:52 pm   Mal
   
   

   The judge who ruled that soldiers are human has obviously never been out in Colchester on a Friday night.

10. on 19 May 2009 at 1:55 pm   Rotwatcher
    
    

    @BitSpecial – I’ll happily come with you to Dave Griffin’s – I’m sure he’s a total cunt. Can we stop off at Nick Griffin’s too? He’s a festering minge of the first water.

11. on 19 May 2009 at 1:59 pm   Icarus Smicarus
    
    

    What next? Not being able to shoot your average Joe on the street because it’s ‘against their human rights’? How will we ever express displeasure then? Tell me!

12. on 19 May 2009 at 2:24 pm   Village Person
    
    

    All our young men should follow in Trev’s foot steps and join the Navy. Why, in the Navy you can

    Sail the seven seas
    In the Navy
    Yes, you can put your mind at ease
    Come on now, people, make a stand
    In the navy, in the navy
    Can’t you see we need a hand
    In the navy
    Come on, protect the motherland
    In the navy
    Come on and join your fellow man
    In the navy
    Come on people, and make a stand
    In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)

13. on 19 May 2009 at 3:39 pm   Alex
    
    

    Military personnel having human rights sure is going to bollocks up my plans for a drunken sailor.

14. on 19 May 2009 at 3:51 pm   dirigible
    
    

    Bollocks up your plans for a drunken sailor
    Bollocks up your plans for a drunken sailor
    Bollocks up your plans for a drunken sailor
    Early in the morning

15. on 19 May 2009 at 5:14 pm   Outofmypaddedcell
    
    

    Tsk, bloody human rights, what next? preventing torture of POWs? Stopping the military from killing civilians? preventing us from nuking drug dealers? BLOODY COMMUNISTS! THEY STOP EVERYTHING, RED SCUM, I HATE THEM I HATE THEM, KILL KILL KILL!

16. on 19 May 2009 at 5:48 pm   Bit Special
    
    

    @Rotwatcher – actually, I DID mean David Griffin; he was a vile sleazy paedo gym teacher at my old school. But we can stop off first at Nick Griffin’s place to pepper him with buckshot, that’d be great. Wonder if they’re related?

    (note to self: yeah, you totally bluffed your way out of that one. No-one will suspect a thing)

17. on 19 May 2009 at 8:26 pm   Willy Banker
    
    

    First the Ghurkas are told they are mad fucks that have to piss off, now Gordon Clown is banning warfare?

    We’ll lose the Empire at this rate. I demand an election now!

    If I’m right.

18. on 19 May 2009 at 10:04 pm   Icarus Smicarus
    
    

    I have it on good authority that Trev Devenish of Grantham eats his young.

19. on 20 May 2009 at 1:35 am   westbootle baptist church
    
    

    blockquote;a vile sleazy paedo gym teacher at my old school./blockquote;

    gym teachers definitely don’t have human rights. we had them at my school. tasted a bit like chicken, but blander, as i recall.

20. on 20 May 2009 at 11:27 am   Toast
    
    

    @Bit Special, Wikipedia claims that (presumably after his peado-sleaze PE teaching career ended) David Griffin was in both “Hi-De-Hi” and “Keeping up Appearances”. Making any blunderbuss related visits more than justified I’d say.

21. on 20 May 2009 at 12:54 pm   Bit Special
    
    

    I can’t decide which crime is worse – Keeping Up Appearances or letching at teeny girls. Wasn’t the same man, though, but hey, we’ve got the blunderbuss, so why limit the victims to just two? I’m googling Peter Hitchen’s address right now in a separate tab…