Thanks to Stu. Another valiant effort to combine all society’s ills into one perverted, swarthy, benefit-guzzling scapegoat. It’s also divided into handy paragraphs, moving neatly from “largely sensible”, through “scared, angry skinflint”, to “conspiracy theory and free association”.
Posted by: ion | May 15, 2009 7:20 PM
It is obvious to see that things are very wrong at the highest level but isn’t time to start denouncing expenses and waste at a local authority level too? We pay council taxes and business rates and instead of seeing these taxes being injected into policing and infrastructure, things are degrading.
I have recently seen the most infuriating act of unjustified expenditure in my borough. A whole refugee therapy center in the center of London that not only cost approximately £2 million but also is planted right next to a school (nursery, primary). Needless to say that this very therapy center has windows overlooking the schools.
So not only money was spent by the council like there’s no tomorrow but rules must have been bent in terms of protecting children, very young children, from people that need therapy.
Thing is, if these refugees have had to leave their own children behind, the temptation to peer at photogenic, blue-eyed white kids through council-funded paedoscopes will be simply too much. And, as everyone knows, the psychological effects of torture include manic bummermania and compulsive sneakiness. As if this wasn’t bad enough, their (taxpayer funded) X-Ray Molesting Glasses have been known to cause face-cancer in normal people.
Best not take the risk and just spend the cash on “ion” next time, eh?
63 Responses to “More Paedogrants”
All sick foreigners are pedophile’s – you couldn’t make it up.
unless you’re ion that is, in which case it’s quite easy to!
Simple solution my good friend, block the windows with anti-paedo screens, not only will this protect the little ones but will save the council something like £14.89, which they can give back to Mr ion. He can then subscribe to more on line porn.
Bloody immigrunts coming over here and probably looking at our kids through windows paid for by the UK taxpayer!
Yet when I phoned the council to ask for a grant and planning permission to build a bicycle powered fuck machine in my back garden, they hung up on me.
It’s one rule for us and another for them.
How dare these foul darkies have the audacity to survive terrible, devastating and ruinous wars, civil wars and conflicts that our arms trade has deliberately or implicitly made possible, or at the very least, our government turned a blind eye to, or to be been persecuted for being thoughtful, intelligent members of their society who spoke out about its ills which other countries, again, did nothing about and THEN come over here and expect to be helped to get over appalling trauma and loss?! And then ZaNuLiarBore builds the centre by a school and everyone knows that anyone who needs even a modicum of therapy, even if it’s only cos you’re a bit sad your Gran died or summat, is a crazed paedo-rapist-murderer-loony! I bet they’ll be trying to say next that these refugees are perfectly safe, having learnt the worst sort of lessons imaginable about violence, or that they might feel a sense of calm or hope being able to see happy, carefree children enjoying their days, or even that the school is conveniently located for the children of refugees to attend whilst they’re having therapy (the ones who haven’t been brutally murdered in front of their eyes or abducted to be child soldiers/sex slaves of various militia). Or they might even suggest that as a supposedly civilised society, it behoves us to extend caring and support for fellow humans who are suffering from all over the world. You couldn’t make it up!
Pah that’s nothing. My local school (NB I do not go to school, work there, or stick my knob through the railings) has classes in English as a Second Language for adults. Yes they let dirty foreigners right into the classrooms where they could jizz in kids gym bags and rub their naked paedogrant bodies against the toilet doors. And then to add insult to injury for the WHITE BRITISH ADULS they have courses in Chinese and Thai cookery destroying traditional British culture and fish and chips and British coronary care the best in the world. CLOSE THE SCHOOLS! SAVE OUR KIDS!
Sheesh guys! Don’t be so bloody chippy. If you were all less cynical and actually thought about the needs of the children involved here you’d be less inclined to grasp the wrong end of the shitty stick.
ion has a point here. It’s not that the therapy seeking refugees can see out of the windows, it’s the fact that the little doe-eyed bundles of joy can see in.
He’s not insinuating that the kiddies are being perved, he’s alleging that the kiddies will be exposed to images of the centre’s staff merrily applying ECT paddles to half-naked forrins.
I for one, wouldn’t want my kiddiwinkies unwittingly exposed to the goings-on in the “aqua-therapy” room.
Wont somebody think of the children!
Warning guys – avoid the many Facebook pages on Baby P.
Jesus, the level of fuckwittery shown there makes HYS seem like a meeting of the great thinkers of our time.
I give you but one example:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=61272290920#/group.php?sid=4d22a349e3d7aec8a6050af4c45db0e2&gid=44372466527&ref=search
It’s chilling the rank stupidity, it really is!
Firstly, it’s a ‘centre’ not a fucking ‘center’ – unless it’s run by New York Borough fucking council!
Secondly, the school is probably full of darkies and muslims not the Cream Of Aryan Youth.
Thirdly, imagine if this was located in the shires? There would be NIMBY hell-to-pay. I for one would be fuming with fumes and stuff if it was located here in Bishops Cleavage.
Fourthly…I forget?
Fifthly, there is no fifthly.
As is quite common with these sorts of “My left-wing council … ” and “Apparently …” I get the feeling that it is not written by a real person. It is *too* generic; yes I know that real HYSer’s opinions are generic fuck-wittery. I swear a lot of these posts are co-ordinated.
Does that make me a conspiracy basket case?
Where was this centRE? Is this from an American, or someone who can’t switch the default spellchecker language in MS Word
£2 million, you say? – prove it!
It ticks all the right “alarm” boxes
Ion is an ocelot’s orifice
BTW, I love the word “Paedogrants”.
That’s in my vocab now.
Is this the place? It looks great. Says it’s moved – I wonder if it’s just moved near ion or away from him (I know which one I’d go for, if I worked there)?
http://www.refugeetherapy.org.uk/
No-one’s addressing the most pressing question – does ion resemble, in any way, a lion from zion?
I’ll get me coat.
Could they not put some of those 20p a go seaside telescope things by the windows? That would help cover the cost and justify putting what I call “filth windows” in what I call “pervert centres”.
But who is going to stop the refugees getting knifecrimed by the little thugs next door?
And anyway isn’t Ion the son of Apollo and Creüsa and thus a forrun? Send him back to Ionia, I say.
Fuck me! This badger’s gonad is complaining about £2m. That’s nowt in today’s money. I bet it’ll cost the taxpayer twice that amount when ion get’s even more sponged in the napper and has to be cared for by some poor underpaid nurse! That time is probably well nigh.
My God. There are buildings with windows in them overlooking schools all across the country!
Brick them up.
Brick them up NOW.
Immigreants shouldnt be allowed buildings. It’s that simple. give them buildings and they will want other stuff and the PC Brigade will move in and tell you what you can recycle. I know I certianly wouldn;t. Windows aree bad too yes Fellwo Travller that is a good poit. No woindfows for bad immagrtnats. No buildings with no windoiws. Haha stick that in your pipe and smoke it Mr Ghurjka so-called refugee knife-wielder and rogerer of Joanna Lumnmnley, if I’m right or wrong or Carole Annie Duffaye. Yes! Vote BNP NOW BRITIAN BEFORE ITS TOO LATE or they will build buidlings with wiondows for rimmagreants IN YOUR BACK GARDEN and then you will wish you had taken the time to undertsnad these issues properly you left wing scum.
Bring back Winston Churchill.
Or Adam Adamant. He was quite good too.
PS Ion said “bent”. Fact.
Dolly’s Evil Nemesis, are you running your text through an HYS-alyser for spelling, or just got the spellchecker turned off?! Or being ironic?
@Bit Special
Ion need worry no more.
If the link you posted is correct, and they are at 1A Leeds Place, have a look who’s at who’s at Units 1 and 2 Leeds place.
http://www.londonschoolofcapoeira.co.uk
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=1+Leeds+Pl,+Tollington+Park,+Islington,+London+N4,+UK&sll=51.563946,-0.104885&sspn=0.076512,0.154152&ie=UTF8&ll=51.566507,-0.114069&spn=0,359.972577&z=16&layer=c&cbll=51.566572,-0.113967&panoid=0YXAVnd55znVA4RFPZIcGA&cbp=12,344.16,,1,4.22
They’ll sort out the horrid brown kiddy-fiddlers.
Hang on !!! Forrin martial arts centre teaching Brazilian forrin martial arts. It could be a massacre !!!
Oh wait. Brazilians are not Muslim, so they’re good forrins and not paedogrants.
Phew!!
@Bit Special
Ion need worry no more.
If the link you posted is correct, and they are at 1A Leeds Place, have a look who’s at who’s at Units 1 and 2 Leeds place.
http://www.londonschoolofcapoeira.co.uk
They’ll sort out the horrid brown kiddy-fiddlers.
Hang on !!! Forrin martial arts centre teaching brazilian forrin martial arts. It could be a masacre !!!
Oh wait. Brazilians are not muslim, so they’re good forrins and not paedogrants.
Phew!!
My ex is a Brazilian Jew. Where does she fit in?
@Puzzled
She has the right to exist, just not near a school.
Simply sneak up to the building under the cover of dark and paint moustaches on the outside of the windows. Then when our friends from abroad look out for their daily fix of underage bottygazing, they will see only a crowd of middle aged businessmen, ensuring a continued lack of trouser tumescence.
CRISIS AVERTED.
WHAT? Now MPs have been fiddling their expenses? That’s so typical of them! It’s exactly the same as that time my local council tried to treat traumatised war victims. You couldn’t make it up!
@The Idle Johnson – So, Bishop’s Cleavage, eh? I used to live there with the good lady wife, but some darkies moved in next door so we left and moved a mile up the road to Smotherington where there aren’t any forrins. Fact.
I think ion is referring to the Medical Foundation in Finsbury Park, that is not, ahem, in the Centre of London – although I would venture that anything in ion’s world is the centre of everything in his shit-stained eye’s; was not, ahem, built with public funds; and is, to answer a previous person’s presumption, next to a school full of darkies so who gives a bloody toss?
ion is obviously no statesman otherwise he would have thought of dumping the kids in the refugee centre, have them diagnosed with all sorts of shit they might have going on in their heads but don’t actually, and then either sectioned the loons, locked up the criminal minded in Titan prisons or even better extradited the al-Bashir sympathising rag-heads to Africa where they could be barbarians again.
@Daley Mayle – my typing is really that bad. I usually correct it, but if I’m in a bit of a frenzy – and perhaps I’m doing it one-handed because I’ve found a particularly attractive picture of Nick Griffin and I’m a bit busy with that hem hem – then it’s instant HYS without going to the trouble of stimulating – I’m sorry I meant simulating – it. Thank you for your enquiry, which it has been a great pleasure to answer. Have a good day. Solidarity. Right on. Yeah man.
That Edward VIII, he was nice too.
I’d just like to point out that that last edit originally contained an ironical clenched-fist salute. Because I put it in angle-brackets, due to my being a dickhead, it no longer does. Please reimagine it with the all-important gesture reinserted. I thank you.
PS Gobbler the over-friendly dog and her friend who used to be part of the Fuehrer send regards.
There was an Ion cannon in the Emapire Strikes Back. I can see a new use for it.
Bit Special,
You could not possibly rule any more. Brightened up my day, you did.
I am now off to shoot myself for spelling “Empire” wrong.
@pigfrottage – I generally have that effect
Don’t shoot yourself, just a light wounding will suffice. Keep your hands uninjured for typing (me compliments). Cheers!
shouldn’t hang yourself pigfrottage for that mistake, I bet Return of the Judy would of been a fair greater movie if that was its title, which it wasn’t.
Sorry to digress, but what is frottage, I never quite understood that word, is that some sexual kink?
Just looked it up, forget there was such a site like wikipedia….thats disgusting, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Unless its consensual, but how you would know a pig would want you to do something like that is quite beyond me.
By learning Piggish, of course.
Perhaps pigfrottage likes pigs frottaging him rather than him being the frottager…
Talking of peedos…
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/5355170/Pictures-of-the-day-20-May-2009.html
I’m not quite sure what to make of it all.
@rotwatcher
I know Smotherington well. Not like it was in the old days though – I hear it’s gone down the pan, full of chavs, lager louts, single mothers from the council estate, blah, blah, this country!
I used to drink in The Whore’s Gabardine in Smotherington until I was (WRONGLY) barred for getting my Cock out! Apparently, you can’t take poultry into pubs in Smotherington!
Reminds me of the old Lee and Herring routine:
Stew: So how do you know the owls are consenting?
Rich: They make a certain sound, a kind of towit towoo noise.
So, presumably the pigs make a grunting noise.
A pig grunting or an owl towit towooing (That Richard Herring seems obsessed with animal buggery and not just land based animals either) is not a sign of consent trust me I should know, you have to woo them first, court them, buy them drinks, pay them compliments. Then take them home to your parents, that applies to both owls or pigs, or both if you that way inclined.
<blockquote?Talking of peedos…
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/5355170/Pictures-of-the-day-20-May-2009.html
I’m not quite sure what to make of it all.
What. the. fuuuuuck.
Shit blockquotes. Still, pedigate. Disturbing.
Laughing gas! No wonder she is so happy. Fuck the game, she could be playing ‘Learn Spanish’ on the DS for all we know.
We could fire Ion, periodically, over the school/darky centre to check nobody is having a sneaky pervwank. Though we’d need a big ion trampoline on the other side to catch him or we couldn’t fire him over again.
I don’t actually do that to pigs, it was just a really imaginative expletive I came up with years ago, which I now sort of associate myself with.
The only would I suffered from shooting myself was to my dignity – I don’t own a gun.
Notably the Empire had twin Ion engined (TIE) fighter craft. Use that imaginatively whilst I have a really boring meeting…
“wound”, not “would”. [BANG] AHHHH! My dignity again…
What a prize idiot…
@Naich
WTF! Now, you couldn’t make THAT up.
It reminds me of Richard Blackwood on the Brasseye paedo special:
About 3:15 into
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA07Tw4iEFw
“Online paedophiles can actually make your keyboard release toxic vapours which make you suggestive”
Well I for one have had enough. The Grammar Gestapo, and the Spelling Stazi have been informed about you pigfottage. Expect a rather eloquent knock at your door anytime soon.
Oh dear oh dear tsk, I think we can see whose door will be getting eloquently kicked in here and it is not Pigfrottage. I for one er er that is I for one more have had enough too. Sprake, you may as well admit now that you are an IMMIGRANT GURKHA TROMBONIST and get the pain over.
Pigfrottage you seem to know a lot about Star Wars. Though you seem to know a bit to much about the Galactic Empire, your not one of those weird Galactic Empire memorabilia nuts are you? Give it up, its all in the past, don’t you know? All that technology was built by the hands of slave labour and lead to the genocide of billions of different sentient beings most notably the wookiees of the planet Kashyyyk, have you no shame.
Oh come on, the Stazi/Stasi mistake was an easy one to make, as for the name, I am just lazy. Thats not my fault, well it is, but I am not going to shoot myself about it.
That’s typical of the selfishness of you immigrants. A decent English White Resident would do the right thing and leap off a nearby Nick Griffin. If I’m right.
Actually I’ve realized it sounds inappropriately matey to call him Nick. I have decided from now on to only refer to him Griffin The Barnet Haemorrhoid. If I’m right.
Ha! The weak denial precedes the confession. Methinks.
I’ve conducted a thorough investigation and it has been conclusively proved that Mr Griffin is not one of those dirty forrins that have come into the isles of her Britannic Majesty over the last 2000 years.
Nor is he of Jewish or Muslim heritage.
It’s possible to reach this conclusion because he’s a complete cock.
As you were.
Thanks Rabbi, good to know!
Now when you say “complete cock”, are you talking from a medical point of view ?
Is there a bit missing ?
This thread has gone all over the place – back to the subject in hand:
A draft of Dan Brown’s latest novel has come into my possession…
Scene: The evil lair of the evil secret Emperor, the evil Fu Manchu, somewhere evilly concealed in the evil snowbound mountain fastnesses of Manchuria.
Through evil almond eyes the evil Emperor contemplates his domains and cruelly strokes his evil black dangly moustache.
“Mong,” uttered Fu Manchu evilly. “Bring me today’s Daily Mail.”
“Yuz mazta,” responded the deaf and dumb evil mongrel servant evilly.
“Hmmm,” murmured the evil Emperor. “I see that Camden Borough Council have built a refugee therapy centre next to a school. An ideal chance for our white paedo slaving business. Have we any agents there?”
“No mazta,” mumbled the deformed mongoloid. “We have failed to penetrate that facility. The people of Britain are eternally vigilant.”
“Hmmm,” repeated the evil Emperor evilly – his evil vocabulary momentarily stymied by the momentary triumph of his enemies. “Your Emperor is displeased. How are we to gain more white kidz for our paedo opium slave dens in the mysterious Orient?”
“Pleez mazta,” moaned the evil cowering henchman. “No punish Mong. Mong love Emperor.”
“Hmmm,” hmmmed the evil Emperor with an evil hmmm. “See to it that we take over this facility. Send the most traumatized victims of our terror, the refugees of our wars, the displaced and mentally unstable – the amoral depraved wrecks who have no morals and are prepared to slake their ungodly lust on the children of Britain. Tell them that their Emperor will reward them greatly when they bring me slaves.”
“But mazta,” wheezed the deformed stooge through his buckteeth and eyeing his evil ruler from behind thick pebble glasses. “We’ve got plenty of local paedo slaves already – the bottom’s dropped out of the market. You can get a 13 year old ladyboy in Bangkok for $40 longtime… apparently… “
Continues (endlessly)…
Dr Feelgood, that was a work of genius! Eyeing it from behind my glasses made me wheeze with laughter through my buck teeth. I ain’t a Mong though. The people staring at me in alarm for guffawing out loud on the bus might beg to differ.
Sounds way better than the first two – who do you think should play ion in the film adaptation?
All this talk of a peadoscope is making me feel all rapey.
olive oil is better for you.
jbd,
I have some shame, and then I remember it’s fiction, sometimes, and put down my lightsabre. (Not a euphemism)
Blummin wookies coming to our planet, talking forrin, nicking our jobs. Next they’ll want a theraphy centER near a school.