I have some shame, and then I remember it’s fiction, sometimes, and put down my lightsabre. (Not a euphemism)

Blummin wookies coming to our planet, talking forrin, nicking our jobs. Next they’ll want a theraphy centER near a school.

Sounds way better than the first two – who do you think should play ion in the film adaptation?

A draft of Dan Brown’s latest novel has come into my possession…

Scene: The evil lair of the evil secret Emperor, the evil Fu Manchu, somewhere evilly concealed in the evil snowbound mountain fastnesses of Manchuria.

“Mong,” uttered Fu Manchu evilly. “Bring me today’s Daily Mail.”
“Yuz mazta,” responded the deaf and dumb evil mongrel servant evilly.
“Hmmm,” murmured the evil Emperor. “I see that Camden Borough Council have built a refugee therapy centre next to a school. An ideal chance for our white paedo slaving business. Have we any agents there?”
“No mazta,” mumbled the deformed mongoloid. “We have failed to penetrate that facility. The people of Britain are eternally vigilant.”
“Hmmm,” repeated the evil Emperor evilly – his evil vocabulary momentarily stymied by the momentary triumph of his enemies. “Your Emperor is displeased. How are we to gain more white kidz for our paedo opium slave dens in the mysterious Orient?”
“Pleez mazta,” moaned the evil cowering henchman. “No punish Mong. Mong love Emperor.”
“Hmmm,” hmmmed the evil Emperor with an evil hmmm. “See to it that we take over this facility. Send the most traumatized victims of our terror, the refugees of our wars, the displaced and mentally unstable – the amoral depraved wrecks who have no morals and are prepared to slake their ungodly lust on the children of Britain. Tell them that their Emperor will reward them greatly when they bring me slaves.”
“But mazta,” wheezed the deformed stooge through his buckteeth and eyeing his evil ruler from behind thick pebble glasses. “We’ve got plenty of local paedo slaves already – the bottom’s dropped out of the market. You can get a 13 year old ladyboy in Bangkok for $40 longtime… apparently… “

Continues (endlessly)…

Now when you say “complete cock”, are you talking from a medical point of view ?

Is there a bit missing ?

Nor is he of Jewish or Muslim heritage.

It’s possible to reach this conclusion because he’s a complete cock.

As you were.

I don’t actually do that to pigs

Ha! The weak denial precedes the confession. Methinks.

but I am not going to shoot myself about it

That’s typical of the selfishness of you immigrants. A decent English White Resident would do the right thing and leap off a nearby Nick Griffin. If I’m right.