Comments on: Skim Reading

By: Barry Svejk

Barry Svejk — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 14:04:49 +0000

Is no-one paying attention?

The world has gone mad!

Out of Europe NOW!

By: monocle

monocle — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 09:15:57 +0000

I’m a bit confused (must be because I only have big-titted woman degrees)as to why my history PhD would be assessed with a multiple choice test on maths and physics. It sounds awesome compared to three years of archival research and a hundred thousand word thesis, where do I sign up?

By: Pirate Pete

Pirate Pete — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:35:06 +0000

Can I just remind SYBers that, in regard to Alf Moore of Stockport’s mention of ‘hinds’ above, under no cirumstances must the discussion be allowed to stray in the direction of ‘harts’, because , frankly, we’ve exhausted all the possibilities regarding Jade/Diana etc etc

By: [wittering_as_nelson_laughs]

[wittering_as_nelson_laughs] — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 09:57:16 +0000

I love the way for every 10 random chunks of far-right ballcrap on HYS there is one comment about something totally unrelated that degrades into far-right ballcrap, for example, I made this one up by the way. I went to the supermarket to buy my groceries, and what I found was shocking, an advert for thrush Cream that wa’s descreit, so descreit that There were boxes of it. If this advert wasn,t there, it would be descreit but IT WAS SO NOW I CANT BY CREAM FOR FEAR OF BEINNING DESCUVERD DESPITE BEING A MAN.! DARKIE EU OUT OF UK.! A. Retard, Idiottown, England not Britain!

By: The Idle Johnson

The Idle Johnson — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 09:33:50 +0000

Oooer Bit Special, I’ve just had lewdish thoughts when I should really be fiddling my expenses.

Does that mean double sinning Vicar?

By: pigfrottage

pigfrottage — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 08:35:49 +0000

Bit Special,

“Lesbian Continuum Theory” sounds awful, and would never make it into a full Star Trek episode.

THe stuff with the Dean might though…

By: Bit Special

Bit Special — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 23:15:12 +0000

Such exam would cull 90% of the “hard earned” women degrees.
Earned with big tits maybe but that is about it.

Damn you, expiredlefties, damn you to hell! You’ve seen through me and all my brainy wimminz ilk. I didn’t get any of my qualifications through being intelligent and working hard (actually, that last bit is fairly true), I just threw on a low-cut dress and went and sat on the Dean’s lap, twirling my hair around my finger as I breathily asked him to ‘give me a stickyfoot, pwease; I’ve been ever such a good girl’, whilst thrusting my chest towards his face*.

If I only it were that simple. I will never get back that month where I had to study Lesbian Continuum Theory (yes, there is such a thing and no, it has nothing to do with those scary-looking double-enders). Mind you, I probably wouldn’t get 70%+ in a maths test, so maybe he has a point.

Or maybe he is a colossal twatbasket who’s too thick to get into university and too cunty to get a woman.

*I apologise for any inadvertent titillation this image might provoke. At least I didn’t mention the bit where I knocked his pen off the desk then bent ove… sorry!

By: Felix Castor

Felix Castor — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 21:51:26 +0000

We need an army of killer robots.

Also we need to make sure none of the aforementioned mecha-commandos ever saves the life of Joanna Lumley or any other member of the Lumley clan.

By: Dr Feelgood

Dr Feelgood — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 20:07:44 +0000

When you go to the recruiting office, and the sargeant asks why you want to join the army, don’t say, “its cos I wanna gun and kill forruns.” It’s unlikely to be found acceptable.

Instead say, “it’s because I want learn a trade and see the world.” You are then much more likely to be accepted.

Let us know how you get on.

By: danivon

danivon — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 20:05:14 +0000

I think we really need to get back to the central point that these ultra-”patroits” are frothing at the mouth raging AGAINST their own country having to supply its soldiers with body armour in a war zone.

Yep. They will fight the EU BUREAUCRATS until their dying breaths for the right of BRITISH generals to send OUR BRAVE LADS into war zones wearing nowt but sacking and carrying nothing more deadly than a week-old cucumber. It’s OUR NATIVE-BORN RIGHT to volunteer to defend ONCE GREAT BRITAIN with inadequate equipment, and what’s more it shows how much harder OUR BRAVE LADS are than these forruns in their armour plated tanks and full body armour and working automatic guns.

Of course, none of these brave keyboard warriors would dare join up and serve, even if this ruling did make it safer.