Comments on: Gullible and Contrary

By: alt-f4

alt-f4 — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:53:03 +0000

“I recently asked why the emergency buttons at stations are green rather than the logical and expected red.”

Red was deemed to be offensive to muslims.

By: Gobbler the Oral Sex Alsatian

Gobbler the Oral Sex Alsatian — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 22:17:38 +0000

puke!

By: Gobbler the Oral Sex Alsatian

Gobbler the Oral Sex Alsatian — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 22:17:11 +0000

wuff wuff wuff
Daily Mail

By: Hitler's Penis

Hitler's Penis — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 14:08:12 +0000

See, if you’d listened to the Daily Mail…

Yes. Shame about that. Hitler himself was quite keen on the Daily Mail but Goering, who had a bit more class, persuaded him it was a very inferior newspaper and only suitable for use in the lavatory (not for reading). So he didn’t see most of the nice and helpful things the Mail said about him. Pity, eh?

By: Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 11:52:46 +0000

> I’d be more inclined to vote for anyone who’s doing it for a laugh.

Careful, that’s how I got into power…

By: Lord Rothermere

Lord Rothermere — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 11:51:50 +0000

> we didn’t think you lot’d be so bloody picky about Poland after letting us stroll all over the Czechs

I told you when I wrote to congratulate you on how well that went, you should have invaded _Romania_ next. Romania, not Poland. See, if you’d listened to the Daily Mail…

By: Bit Special

Bit Special — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 23:30:04 +0000

I couldn’t even fucking vote, because the council refused to believe we live here as the last tenants haven’t changed their address (mainly because they’ve run off debts at this address, yeah, cheers), THEN after we managed to convince them we did, they couldn’t come to terms with the freakish concept of me being a ‘Ms’, then sent us pre-filled-out forms with both our names* spelt wrong (with ‘Miss’ on mine, of course), then wouldn’t process them with the alterations, then sent us new forms – with new wrong name spellings – the day AFTER the registration deadline had passed.

Bet this wouldn’t happen if the BNP were in charge!

Mainly ‘cos they’d be packing me onto a boat/cattle train, seeing as one of my great-great-granddads was black and I’m 1/8 Jewish. Hey, it was enough for Hitler.

Just had to have a moan about it. As you were.

*As The Young Fella only has 3 letters in his first name, this is quite a feat. Everyone spells my fucking *real* name wrong, the thick cunts.

By: Gobbler the Oral Sex Alsatian

Gobbler the Oral Sex Alsatian — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:45:52 +0000

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Fascists!

By: Hitler's penis

Hitler's penis — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:43:41 +0000

Oh and PS – I may be just a detached dick but Alison is a complete cunt. And your man Martin Watson and his red and green fucking buttons – a dog’s bumhole, only less clever and amusing. Fuck ‘em both.

By: Hitler's penis

Hitler's penis — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:41:40 +0000

Don’t burn down the Reichstag
Don’t pass the Nuremberg Laws
Don’t invade Poland

I’d just like to point out that some of that stuff seemed like quite a good idea at the time. You know how it is when you’ve had a drink or two. Plus we didn’t think you lot’d be so bloody picky about Poland after letting us stroll all over the Czechs. That Chamberlain, what a laugh, eh?

Mind you I’m just an old dick, so what would I know about right-wing politics?