Comments on: Quite Frightening

By: miguel.

miguel. — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 21:09:50 +0000

I truly have come to love this website, the sarcastic hilarity, the randomness of the insultes, the way that john adairs gerbil is still commenting even though anyone new to the site is gonna completly miss the context…

By: Living off your License-fee

Living off your License-fee — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 13:37:11 +0000

God would like for this Universe to finish running so he can collect the results and make some sort of graph to show his boss.

By: Dolly's evil nemesis

Dolly's evil nemesis — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 11:24:31 +0000

Dolly’s evil nemesis is a Blasphemer! He doubts that I speak for the pop tart preferences of the Almighty!

BURN THE HERETIC! BURN BURN! AHHHAHAHAAA BURN BURN BURN!

Oh hang on, that’s me.

Plippy plops.

By: pigfrottage

pigfrottage — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:45:39 +0000

Dolly’s evil nemesis is a Blasphemer! He doubts that I speak for the pop tart preferences of the Almighty!

[never mind]

Theodore H Biscuit

I think you are channelling the toaster from Red Dwarf. If so, continue…

White chocolate “Munchies” for me…

By: Theodore H Biscuit

Theodore H Biscuit — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:31:12 +0000

What does God want?

Considering that God is omnipotent, His mind reaches into the furthest flung corners of our Universe and perhaps beyond and that His understanding of the complexity of a single grain of sand dwarfs our own understanding of our own thoughts, I would think that he would like a curly-wurly and a packet of cheesy Wotsits.

By: alt-f4

alt-f4 — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:17:41 +0000

“That’s exactly what Joy Pattinson charges for a not terribly well-executed blowjob in the lavatory just outside Zürich Hauptbahnhof.”

She got turfed out of Langstrasse for lowering the tone?

By: alt-f4

alt-f4 — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:05:57 +0000

Hi all. I’m back. How’s it all going?

By: Wonderboy

Wonderboy — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:48:51 +0000

God wants a good slap, he made a right pigs ear of my teeth…

By: Dolly's evil nemesis

Dolly's evil nemesis — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:53:25 +0000

@pigfrottage. Thankest Thou very much. I do hopest Thou Dost Speak with Divine Authority in this matter of Toaster Snacks, or is Thou just Trying It On a bit? If so, watchest out for the Smiting for it shall be great in His sight, yea, unto the tenth generation.

(No, I don’t know anything. Glad to have cleared that one up.)

Overest and outest. Amen.

By: pigfrottage

pigfrottage — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:25:02 +0000

Guidance on pop tarts:

pop tarts are good, but only if not eaten straight after getting them out of the toaster, as terible scalding can occur. I find the chocolate to be preferable to the strawberry, but then I am a heretic.

Pop tarts are kosher, but that sort of stuff went out of the window when a sheet full of unclean meat appeared in a dream to Peter. Don’t you know anything? Bad news for the piggies though…