Comments on: Silent But Deadly

By: Dolly's evil nemesis

Dolly's evil nemesis — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 09:24:25 +0000

@pigfrottage:

They only do it to annoy
Because they know it teases
I think it has to be a ploy
To nick all our Maltesers

Now THAT’S PEOTRY

I genuflect in the presence of the Master. (Are you, by any chance, really that Carole Annie Dufay, Poet Loriate?

Made my day, that did.

By: millie

millie — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 08:01:22 +0000

Great sandwich idea: lightly sautéed, thinly sliced Richard Gere’s gerbil, with mustard, on rye.

Mmm, breakfast time.

By: Mesostim

Mesostim — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 08:57:33 +0000

How can he be an imposter… that Italian accent is up to ‘Allo ‘Allo standard!!!

By: Kowalski

Kowalski — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 07:04:36 +0000

Everyone knows that Panda Bears, being from commie China, are ALL terrorists commited to the overthrow of the west, wheras the mafia are composed entirely of fluffy bunnies. That one on the telly is clearly an imposter

By: Mesostim

Mesostim — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:03:24 +0000

Clear the distinction between the organised crime and terrorism is a contentious one. Simply think of it like this… which one of these would you not buy a biskwit from…
A/ A mafia panda bear… or
B/ A terrorist panda bear.

I know which panda bear the government should be stamping out. if I’m right.

By: pigfrottage

pigfrottage — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 11:50:25 +0000

Why do “security experts” & politicians only talk about terrorism?

Because it gets people nice and scared? It helps create an “Us versus Them” mentality, that makes them able to push through otherwise unthinkable legislation like 42 days’ detention without charge.

Let’s try the poem:

They only do it to annoy
Because they know it teases
I think it has to be a ploy
To nick all our Maltesers

If I’m right…

Bad sandwich: mustard and maltesers.

By: Dolly's evil nemesis

Dolly's evil nemesis — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 10:18:08 +0000

Why do “security experts” & politicians only talk about terrorism?

They only do it to annoy
Because they know it teases
Something something something else …
… and rhymes with “baby Jesus”.

By: Dolly's evil nemesis

Dolly's evil nemesis — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 10:14:29 +0000

If people don’t stop taking (or trying to take) this seriously I’m going to put diced Ghurkas in their pants and pay unemployed trombonists (= all of them usually) to “serenade” them at home. Ahahaha.

Sheesh.

Can we please get back to sandwich materials now?

By: Nelson

Nelson — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 09:50:55 +0000

You could call it http://sorryinoddedoffforamomentthere.com

By: Nelson

Nelson — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 09:48:01 +0000

So he’s not Mooslim-bashing, he’s not contradicting himself

You should start a blog collecting factual errors in internet comments.