Ah. Er, yes, well, maybe I did try it just the once. But I didn’t inhale.

And I was so far off my head with coke that I couldn’t possibly be held responsible for my actions anyway.

I have never smoked dope (in my profession such a thing would be Frowned Upon – and it only sends me to sleep anyway)

How do you know it sends you to sleep?

I have never smoked dope (in my profession such a thing would be Frowned Upon – and it only sends me to sleep anyway) but I agree uni wasn’t really that much hard work.

Of course, being male and not having large breasts I did have to spend a few frantic weeks cramming at the end of every year and actually pass.*

And ‘indentures’? Where does he work, a nineteenth century counting house?

*the views expressed in this comment are not necessarily those of the author and if Bit Special is reading this, he’s Very Sorry.

Well then she should be out knifecriming on WKD like any other self respecting 9 year old!

My Chantelle is!

Remember our old friend Catherine Oliver?

She’s back with a couple of corkers!
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1. Are you feeling the pinch ?

I am not feeling the pinch so far

Catherine Oliver, Crawley, United Kingdom

2. Do you shop like a celebrity ?

yes i do shop like a celebrity.on occasions i struggle with the money issue

Catherine Oliver, Crawley, United Kingdom
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She’s just genius isn’t she ?

http://blahyourbranes.invisionplus.net/?mforum=blahyourbranes&showtopic=744

She’s 9 years old.

It’s PC gone mad! You couldn’t make it up.

What a revolting image…

True. True. But Phil does like a bit of “the Greek”.

He’s merely celebrating his heritage by perpetuating an ancient cultural tradition practised for thousands of years in his homeland. He also served in the Royal Navy.

Stands to reason.

Still made me boke though.

Shouldn’t be ‘we’ don’t honour when Your Royalness is using first person?

Honestly, if you can’t get the Queen’s English (not British) right, what chance have the poor sods on HYS got? Your Majestic Worship.