Comments on: You Hear Me Beyoncé? It’s Absurd! ABSURD!

By: Mr. X

Mr. X — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 08:32:34 +0000

I’m afraid I haven’t had time to read all the responses, so someone might have said this before, but–

“The word “Woman” means taken from Man.”

No, Alain, the word “woman” means “person with a womb”.

By: Felix Castor

Felix Castor — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:11:35 +0000

Of course, they didn’t speak English in the Garden of Eden

They fucking did.

By: Ed

Ed — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 19:25:24 +0000

Obviously Chas is James the Just (brother of Jesus). Duhh…

By: pigfrottage

pigfrottage — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 11:52:59 +0000

I suspect it was an arm wrestling contest, that the first two kept winning.

By: Bit Special

Bit Special — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 11:51:32 +0000

If men are clay statues, does this make Morph Jesus? And what of Chas – is he the devil? I need clarification!

By: Living-off-your-license-fee

Living-off-your-license-fee — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 11:25:36 +0000

The Bible doesn’t actually say that God is infallible. At all. Anywhere in it.

Also if you read your weird Hebrew myths (weirder than the ones in the Bible) you’ll find that God tried making a woman out of dirt first the same way he made Adam, but she was banished for refusing to “submit” to him. Eve was the second (in some stories the third) model.

By: Simon

Simon — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 10:03:17 +0000

S BAS – stop press! you may have found a flaw in the bible. i know it sounds unthinkable, but you’ve only gone and bloody done it. we must inform the president

By: S BAS

S BAS — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:37:06 +0000

“It’s true though – in the bible it clearly states that Adam was unable to find a suitable partner amongst the animals of the garden so god put him to sleep and fashioned a partner out of his rib.

This I think proves 2 things to the world:
1 – The bible is a fairy story
2 – Adam Wasn’t welsh, or he’d have settled for the sheep!”

Why? Can an all powerful God not make a woman out of nothing? Why did he need a rib?

By: Bit Special

Bit Special — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:22:59 +0000

It’s Ms Special to all you inferior male scum.

It is well-documented that I am sickeningly smitten with the long-suffering and downtrodden live-in he-slave known as The Young Fella (he being a lot younger than me), who, for reasons unclear to myself, reciprocates my affection. No other man could so jovially tolerate my clutter, shrewish bad temper, insecurity, moderate OCD and insistence on talking like Clay Davis from The Wire for hours on end. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeee-it.

By: Thatcher's Onanism

Thatcher's Onanism — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:58:36 +0000

@bit special: just twat the old tosser repeatedly with a sackful of spare ribs, while showing him photographs of his mother.

The pointy witch shoes are as bad as the doc martens if you ask me.

Are you single by the way?….