Comments on: Put an End to This NOW Google!

By: Colonel Archibald Foxworthydean

Colonel Archibald Foxworthydean — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:45:30 +0000

I hear it might be sunny

By: Grov

Grov — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 09:35:10 +0000

Neither am I a vet, as Grov seemed to be asking on the previous thread, unless that was a joke I didn’t get.

It was indeed a joke but, looking back, I don’t get it either.

By: Outraged of Glasgow

Outraged of Glasgow — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:58:46 +0000

You don’t come across hanky panky, you come across your keyboard. Unless the aforementioned hanky is used, in which case the correct preposition is ‘in’, viz “to come in a hanky”. Usage of a sock in this manner is also acceptable.

By: Mrs M. Whitehouse

Mrs M. Whitehouse — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:45:00 +0000

Is there really that much porn on the interent? How does one actually measure it? I surf the web all the time and seldom come across hanky panky.

By: Joe C

Joe C — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:03:32 +0000

You know, if the Internet was cleared of porn then I might finally get some work done.

By: Marcus

Marcus — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:04:31 +0000

> Surprised no one’s got into the porn4kids market just yet

I’m willing to bet they have, but I’m NOT going to Google it.

And of course there’s an interent. How else do you think the Ents share their porn? When an Ent’s got wood… (fill in your own joke here, I can’t be arsed)

By: Is it solipistic in here, or is it just me?

Is it solipistic in here, or is it just me? — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:46:38 +0000

I dunno — the imperative case can happily accommodate a comma between verb and noun. You would definitely be better served with a semicolon instead of that second comma, though, so self-flagellation may be called for anyway.

By: Bit Special

Bit Special — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:18:53 +0000

Aaargh, I added an unnecessary comma – must stop reading SYB and start brutal self-flagellation in penance.

Yeah, penance. That’s the reason. Uunngh.

By: Bit Special

Bit Special — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:15:35 +0000

Piss off, you cheeky buggers, you’re all wrong!

By: Rod Wrongnob

Rod Wrongnob — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:08:46 +0000

I reckon BS is a children’s entertainer, i.e., A CLOWN. Probably one of those female mime artist ones that dress as Charlie fucking Chaplin.

Oh, and the Book of Genesis – Filth!