Every data analysis machine on CSI is ‘the machine that goes ping’, if you’re basing your criminal activities on what you see on that show you deserve everything you get.

And they did a human autopsy on TV, as well as live surgery. Presumably JANEFREE missed that one, I think it was on around the same time as the 3am repeat of Jeremy Kyle.

What does she mean by “interested parties”? Is she thinking of maybe a link from a necro-zoophiliac site?

I know someone who castrated a lamb with his teeth on a reality TV show. Not only was the sheep underage, it hadn’t signed a consent form for the footage to be broadcast.

I came to the conclusion a long time ago that the doom-and-gloom merchants really enjoy scaring the life out of we lesser mortals. These ‘experts’ see obesity, heart disease, cancer in the majority of us as we continuously consume a growing mountain of fatty fast food. However, they do not all agree as to what is bad for us. The same can be said of ardent enviromentalists. According to them we are all going to hell in a gas guzzler unless we change our wicked, wasteful ways.

An ex US presidential candidate compounded the fearsome warnings with his documentary ‘An Inconvenient Truth’. In this film he warned of the consequences of our abuses of Planet Earth, witht he polar bears disapearing faster than Halley’s Comet and global warming in the not-too-distant future causing icebergs to melt, with floodsm earthquakes, etc., of biblical proportions. His documentory has since been discredited by some of those very scientists he purported to quote. Some have now ever dared to change his miscontrued title to ‘An Inconvenient Untruth’! In fact a group of these scientists are now busy picking holes in these accepted theories and two of them have even co-authored a book, ‘Global Warming and Other B*****cks: The Truth About All Those Science Scare Stories’, and it makes fascinating and meaningful reading. They say the sun is behind global warming and NOT carbon emmisons, and that the Polar bears are NOT dying out. In fact most populations are doing well, thank you… and I, for one, believe them!

The same is true of penguins. There is also no evidence to support the oft-repeated ‘fact’ that the gulf stream is under threat. In fact, the gulf stream is as strong as ever and is getting warmer, not colder. Nor is it changing direction. The claim that cutting out ‘bad foods’ from our diets will increas fitness is also not proved. Indeed, I read a report recently that a study has been doneof deaths in the past 10 years and overweight people had lived longer, on average, than so-called fit people. Well what are we to believe? I trust the scientists who wrote this book, but that is only my view. However I do think we have far too many regulations and restrictions foisted upon us by those who seen to revel in this and I am heartily fed up with reading all these unscientific negatives.
Roll on the revolution!

Yep that right, Eddie Stewart has read a book he agrees with, the word is saved. Thousands of peer approved research be damned, it’s just not scientific anymore (had they only thought to slip bollocks into the title of a couple of them and maybe they’d be taken seriously

You have to fork out £50 at least round our way.

As I got off my train this morning there was this stunning business lady in front of me. Tall. Slim. Immaculately dressed. Beautiful. As we walked down the stairs she was directly in front of me and I had a perfect view of her smoothed-skinned, perfectly-formed neck that was so slender you could have snapped it like a matchstick.

Hold on, was that your letter in Readers Victims?

(Feeling sliiiightly guilty now… nah, fuck it, it is Mansfield after all. And a Catholic school. And they always used to beat us at hockey. Cunts)

(the mail has not allowed a comments board on the teacher who took a stand for all us teachers everywhere and tried to ice a mouthy little chav.)

That’s why I had to post my dramatisation above. But I don’t think it would have got past a commercially moderated site, despite it being a largely accurate portrayal of what went down, even to the level of the dialogue.

The bit about Kathy’s tits I made up in order to add a bit of glamour.

Spain is a beautiful Country but these are a backward people. The EU meddles in all things British but where is it’s voice on this type of cruelty? – Gary

That’s right, cos those hunt-sabs are all foriegn eurocrats.

Civilisation 2009. Animal torture and neglect continues to flourish. What a pity the do-gooders and religious nuts don’t speak out against such brutality.
- martin, Yeovil

Yeah, the lazy do-gooding fuckers.

(the mail has not allowed a comments board on the teacher who took a stand for all us teachers everywhere and tried to ice a mouthy little chav.)

You worry me on so many levels.

It worries me as well. I know HTML and could have formatted that so much better. But that’s flippancy for you.

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